February 19th, 2009
Baller Bitchface: Jermaine Jenas
@ Nobu, London, January 2009. Image via Splash News
Finding ballers in bitchface is our new favourite game!
Let’s examine and analyze Tottenham’s Jermaine Jenas’s contribution to the category, shall we?
Unlike some of our other more classic side eye examples of disgust and disregard, Jenas has gone for a more intense “man on the edge” vibe. He’s a man with anger, and he’s about to blow. You don’t know when. You don’t know how. But you know it will be bitchy, beyatch. Psssh.
Or, maybe he’s just been blinded by the flash.
But we’re sticking with twitchy and rageful.
Side note: can someone pass the new girlfriend a hair brush or some sort of calming spritz? Cheers.
I really don’t understand this trend of wearing pants that cover your shoes. Likelihood is that they’re cute shoes…. and probably expensive. What’s the point of having cute shoes if no one can see them? *is confused by this*
YAY! Bitchface is going to become my new favorite category!!! And seriously, some of these ballers to up their expectation levels cause some this wags are just raunchy! Also, I love his coat but thats only cause I want it for my collection. What is with his skinnies? They just look weird on him with those shoes. Also the girlfriend's shoes look like they're see through on the bottom, so they might be stripper shoes. And I like wearing my pants to cover my shoes, especially if they're wide leg. No one wants to look like they're wearing high water flares with big tall weapons of mass murder!
*****face gets a thumbs up… the clothes he’s wearing, not so much. Nice shoes though.
Oh I do love a good balelr bitchface! Veeyah still wins though. I like what the girlfriend is wearing…..her hair and her not so much!
I think she’s beautiful.
He’s gorgeous! …no matter the meaning of that look
Jermaine Jenas…“about to blow”…how appropriate!
Love Baller Bitchfaces !! I like his girlfriends outfit not her hair though
I didn't even recognise him in this picture. And I'm not a fan. So, no comment.
Ooooooh Good Bitch Face Jermaineee ! Not Too Sure on The Coat Though!
Ew. I don't rate him *at all*. I really dislike him, actually. I did like his former girlfriend though…she was lovely. Hope she's doing well with their sprog.lose that girl blog
He looks kinda cute there. Apart from the hair, what on earth is she wearing? It screams DULL.
That blazer needs to be put in the bin and set fire to. Baller bitch faces are the best thing ever though, they all just seem so good at it!!
I'm not a fan of his coat, but I can deal. His girlfriend looks good, though.
love him. but don’t love the girl
nothing like a bitch face to make your day 
Bitchface approved, kind of like the jacket… the jeans, eh… not so much.
He looks kinda cute there.
Apart from the hair, what on earth is she wearing? It screams DULL.
That blazer needs to be put in the bin and set fire to.
Baller bitch faces are the best thing ever though, they all just seem so good at it!!
Ew. I don’t rate him *at all*. I really dislike him, actually. I did like his former girlfriend though…she was lovely. Hope she’s doing well with their sprog.
lose that girl blog