October 9th, 2008
Baller Bylines: Frank Lampard in Conference
image via PA Wire
These pics of Frank Lampard in press conference mode give us high levels of amusement.
For example, see above. What on earth could have Frank so stumped? What, pray tell, did they ask him? The square root of pi? Who he’s rooting for on the X factor? Perhaps he’s just thinking about a very good corned beef sandwich he ate earlier. In any case, it’s a pic begging to be captioned, no?
As for the second shot, we can only assume that the expressions of disdain (Frank) and disdainful boredom (journos) must be attributed to Elen Rives entering and asking, “This skirt – three ruffles or four?“
Link: Lampard Dazzles Interviewers
Second Picture : Journalist: Frank, we have been waiting for an hour already for you to just tell us one good thing about Elen. Frank:Im sorry, can i pass on that one? not Very Good, But Oh Welll
1: Journo: So, Frank, tell us, is it true that you've told Elen that if she goes out in public in one more GOD AWFUL outfit, you're leaving her Frank thinks to himself: Elen? Who's Elen?
isnt he cute or what??? oh I love him, the answer, of your question Kickette, is that he is thinking about me! he misses me I know. About Elen, I liked the skirt actually, but not for daytime! again wrong.
They asked"Do you Love Yasi?" and he wants to shout: OF COURSE I LOVE HER!!!
isnt he cute or what??? oh I love him, the answer, of your question Kickette, is that he is thinking about me! he misses me I know. About Elen, I liked the skirt actually, but not for daytime! again wrong.
Love it Becca! I think thats the one!
AHHAHA absolutely! That 2nd and 3rd picture have to be connected!
Journalist: So Frank, we all know you have a lucious full head of hair. Whats your secret? I'm intrigued, as this bald spot of mine is seriously affecting my chances of getting wife. Lamps: Erm……….have you tried a wig?
AHHAHA absolutely! That 2nd and 3rd picture have to be connected!
Frank seems perturbed that all the journos are butt ugly — not one blonde hottie amongst them. Didn’t Sky send anyone? Tsk tsk. The old school microphones and drab interior design harks back to cold war Moscow.
lose that girl blog
Wow. I’m gonna say this… Elen doesn’t look half bad in that pic, clothes wise. *Hides*
i love you framkkkk very much
i love frank lampard . now does anybody knows where i can get more pictures of him with family ?
Frank is pretty well educated, he gained an A* in his Latin GCSE, so I suppose the pi question wouldn’t have baffled him. But, since he is a posh boy the X-Factor query may cause distress.
LOL!
3rd picture: Elen: *hums theme to Flashdance*
I'm no good at captions, so I'll simply say that he looks very earnest and sincere, and a bit lonely for his friend, John.
The first thought bubble: "This international credit crisis is effect everyone equally. I think that the IMF and The World Bank are not leading enough whent they should be extending credit to those most in need with the global macro-economic interconneded it. I think the US Fed Bank, I think you call it, is doing the best but we are all hurting equally. I mean have you seen my Missus's weekly shopping budget? Her credit card use is about to be a crisis in our house 2nd pic, from off-screen: Ooh, ahhh…. ahhh…Oh Baby, Bay-by, Ba-oh, ooohhhh, ahhh Lamps: That is a soild performance. Ihave not seen one as impressive since Sorority Sex Kittens, part two The dialouge is crisp and the performance of the pizza guy is steller, Jenna Jameson deliveres her usual a-list performance Journalists in the back: So Lamps have you ever been in that positions? thinks to themselves: F*cking hell, he gets played millions to play football and can get girls to do that! BASTARD!
Frank in both pics: "When is LoveLamps coming to London again? I'm so anxious to get rid of evil Elen and just need LoveLamps here to do it." I so love him!
TFO, I'm with you. That *is* what he looks like. Poor Frankie. And then to make things worse, he just can't seem to keep that woman from going out in public looking like that.
Oh Ellen, you are old enough to know, that these skirts weren’t even pretty when you wore them for the first time back in the 80ies.
2nd picture:
Balding Reporter: *busts into conference room in the buff with Frank’s name painted on his member and a wedding veil on his head* Frank! Frankie! You can’t deny our love!
Frank: Oh mate, I told you to stay away.
Balding Reporter: *pulled away by horrified security* Fraaaaaaaaaaaaank!
Other Reporters: *dumbfounded*
Reporter in Grey Shirt: Mmmm… he was cute.
Frank: *sigh*
1st picture:
Frank: We’re confident that we can put the past behind us and move forward. We really want to make this partnership work.
Balding Reporter: Cheers, Frank. One last question?
Frank: Alright.
Balding Reporter: Is it alright if I touch you? Just there. On your bare arm. While this bloke looks on.
Frank: …
The first thought bubble: "This international credit crisis is effect everyone equally. I think that the IMF and The World Bank are not leading enough whent they should be extending credit to those most in need with the global macro-economic interconneded it. I think the US Fed Bank, I think you call it, is doing the best but we are all hurting equally. I mean have you seen my Missus’s weekly shopping budget? Her credit card use is about to be a crisis in our house
2nd pic, from off-screen: Ooh, ahhh…. ahhh…Oh Baby, Bay-by, Ba-oh, ooohhhh, ahhh
Lamps: That is a soild performance. Ihave not seen one as impressive since Sorority Sex Kittens, part two The dialouge is crisp and the performance of the pizza guy is steller, Jenna Jameson deliveres her usual a-list performance
Journalists in the back: So Lamps have you ever been in that positions? thinks to themselves: F*cking hell, he gets played millions to play football and can get girls to do that! BASTARD!