March 10th, 2009
Baller Bylines: Adrian Mutu’s Barnet
image via AP Photo
Simon Kjaer: Mate, it’s not the end of the world. It’s one loss.
Adrian Mutu: It’s not the loss that’s bothering me.
Simon Kjaer: No? You just got beat 2-nil at home. It’s kind of embarrassing.
Adrian Mutu: Embarrassing? Pssht. I’ve suffered worse.
Simon Kjaer: Well, what then? Did Chelsea not accept your offer to pay them back in monthly installments for the rest of eternity plus four years?
Adrian Mutu: No. It’s my hair. Do you think… I’ve gone too far? I haven’t used any hair products for three weeks.
Simon Kjaer: It’s full of body with waves most women would kill for. Don’t change a thing.
Adrian Mutu: Kickette says it’s like Falcon Crest with a side of powdered wig. They called me Bouff-Jeeves.
Simon Kjaer: You can rock me, Amadeus.
Adrian Mutu: Stop touching me. Please.