March 10th, 2009

Baller Bylines: Adrian Mutu’s Barnet

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image via AP Photo

Simon Kjaer: Mate, it’s not the end of the world. It’s one loss.

Adrian Mutu: It’s not the loss that’s bothering me.

Simon Kjaer: No? You just got beat 2-nil at home. It’s kind of embarrassing.

Adrian Mutu: Embarrassing? Pssht.  I’ve suffered worse. 

Simon Kjaer: Well, what then? Did Chelsea not accept your offer to pay them back in monthly installments for the rest of eternity plus four years?

Adrian Mutu: No. It’s my hair.  Do you think… I’ve gone too far? I haven’t used any hair products for three weeks.

Simon Kjaer: It’s full of body with waves most women would kill for. Don’t change a thing.

Adrian Mutu: Kickette says it’s like Falcon Crest with a side of powdered wig.  They called me Bouff-Jeeves.

Simon Kjaer: You can rock me, Amadeus.

Adrian Mutu: Stop touching me. Please.

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23 Responses to “Baller Bylines: Adrian Mutu’s Barnet”

  1. Tres Bien says:

    Mutu reminds me of Harry Hamlin in that photo.

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Hahaha!! Kickette you're too funny :)

  3. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Ahahahahaha! Bouff-Jeeves. Mutu bb, you need to fix that hair. It's a bit out of control. Cut it back, you looked better with shorter hair.

  4. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    LOLOL

  5. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Hahaha!! Kickette you’re too funny :)

  6. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    "You can rock me, Amadeus"

    Best. Line. Ever.

  7. Sarah says:

    Hahahaha, I just burst out laughing! It is a bit much…very Rob Lowe circa 1985.

  8. Avenath says:

    Falcon Crest with a side of powdered wig….hahahahhah….freaking hilarious, Kickette…good one ;)

  9. Jo says:

    ROFL!!!

  10. Adrianne says:

    Lol, this is so funny Great Job amadeus. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  11. HiL says:

    XDD that was awesome Kickette! he did went too far:P

  12. bundesliga says:

    Um, this just made my day.

  13. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    Awwww little Simon Kjær… And yeah, cut it off – or at least put some product in there :o )

  14. Moonie says:

    Shave it off!

  15. Dreamgirl says:

    Great caption, Kickette:D Don't care for the ballers.

  16. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    hehe nice work Kickette! and yeah the hair is super worrying…

  17. aristeia says:

    OH, LOFL Kickette. TB, I have to agree. Let's recast Mutu as Perseus in the remake of "Clash of the Titans">!

  18. Venice says:

    Wow vintage hair… he looks so much like Boban all those years ago.

  19. Rebecca says:

    Hahhaha, you’ve made my day again :)

  20. kimmila_2000 says:

    lol.. needs a trim-and to get rid of those side burns..

  21. Becca says:

    Lol Perfect Caption Kickette !
    P.s Is That shirt Pink?!

  22. mrs jt ;) says:

    your a funny onee

  23. LoveLamps says:

    Oh Adrian Mutu! Thanks Kickette! Even with crazy ’80s hair, I still love him.