August 27th, 2008
Baller Bylines: Locker Room Bonding
Isn’t this just a lovely collaboration of hot man candy begging for a caption? We implore you to click and zoom to further enjoy.
Now, we adore this old-school pic and would love to write some long-form of witty literature to accompany it. Alas, our minds are far too involved with an in-depth, highly-detailed locker room fantasy and we have lost the ability to be creative nor intelligent. Feel free, if you’re so inclined.
Or, you could instead muse with us about how it’s possible for Iker Casillas to dress strictly budget catalogue and still bring it home for the sizzle win; or consider Sergio Ramos’s proudly sported LV man-bag/earnest smile and their inability to affect his macho. (To everyone emailing us about The Ramos and his new bouffant, we know, we’re not dealing.)
One thing is for certain: collectively, these men have scored more groupie ass than the entire male population in the Western Hemisphere. Well done, lads.
Please call.
cheers WS!
Hey that looks like Rafael Nadal in the middle
And Becks as well.. Iker looks too cute for words. He looks the best of the lot, sizzling hot eventhough he's wearing that baby-blue sweater that makes him look so demure
yeah iker is the hottiest cause he's mysterious, but the stripes are out!!raul and beck are too old to be too sexy, whether here the hottiest is sergio!!he dresses up very very well!!
I think that I would pass out if I show all five of these hotties in front of me.
I'm sure the camera got burnt after taking this shot.. I mean this is HOT!! (hot, burnt – got it?
) Anyway, I've been been checking out this same post every 5 minutes for hours now & I just can't get enough of these hotties.. This is the best picture ever ever!! Becks has always done it for me, so even if he was the least stylish person or looked his worst I'd be biased & scream out loud that he's THE dude of the dudes!! And what's with the Spanish guys? Why do they have to be so handsome?? Iker.. *sigh* Someone please kick me outta here.. I'm stuck on this page, my eyes simply refuse to move away.. I've got classes tomorrow morning, have to sleep.. Right. Right?
Sssh! He's posing.
1) Iker is like that gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous boy who all the girls secretly wanted in highschool, but never said anything becos he always seem mysterious and was completely nonchalant about his sizzle factor (or maybe wen one gets to a certain level of hotness, it just becomes numbing), and also he couldnt really speak English. Instead he just rode solitarily to and from school in his motorcycle and un-fancy clothes (see photo), and spoke spanish in the school library with his few friends. Raul: looks extremely happy Nadal: needs to banned from ever wearing his hair down without te presence of a headband Sergio:Louis Vuitton is a great brand, thats all… Becks: looking too dressed up for the locker room as usual, but isnt that why we love him???
is it me, or does Iker just love stripes?
OMG! They all look great, specially Íker
Kickette you obviously love me and know all about los brazos! Even though the two Spanish Gods and The Ramos are there, I only have eyes for Rafa *swoons, gushes, melts* I love him. Thank you for this
Iker: God I hate these posed ”we’re best friends” photo ops. No one even noticed I got a new cross-over bag just like Sergios. Raul: I am SO happy to be here right now. Old and forgotten? HA! I’m hanging out with the cool kids. Rafa Nadal: Footballers are weird. Why are two of them wearing handbags? Someone get me out of here so I can cut my hair. The Ramos: WHY did Iker copy my cross-over bag? It looks awful on him. And don’t get me startet on Becks ”half-of-the-shirt-tucked-half-of-the-shirt-not-tucked”- thing. And those stripes makes Iker look overweight. I’m socializing with amateurs. Becks: Silent everyone! I’m posing! Also, I need a picture of The Ramos and the new hair. Immediately.
So…much…hotness! And yet….Iker still manages to shine out like a beam of sex from the crowd.
i knew that thing in white would spoil the picture… n so he did without even trying much!..
Yummmmm thanks for reviving this pic Kickette! Iker’s looking as gorgeous as usual and it’s sooo nice to see Becks before his fashion sense went all grotty – and look how much better The Ramos looks with all that hair hidden!
Kickette you obviously love me and know all about los brazos! Even though the two Spanish Gods and The Ramos are there, I only have eyes for Rafa *swoons, gushes, melts* I love him. Thank you for this
Rafa Nadal is the best!
:*:*:*:*:*
I love him !
Two things popped out at me as soon as I saw this picture. 1)A smiling, beaming RAFFFFFFFFA! He looks so adorable! 2) Iker-looking to give me butterflies in the stomach as usual.
You couldn’t ask for a better photo. Iker,Raul, Nadal, Ramos….sigh, truly bliss.
Yeah, too bad Beckham had to be in it. I’ll just picture another spanish hunk in his place.
The only question is Nando or David Villa?
hmm… Ella just blew my mind with their thoughts xD
I’m just wondering what a girl would do to be there, be invisible while they change ^^
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" /> yummy!
haha a beam of sex….i like it
anyone got any pics or links to pictures of The Ramos new do?! Brrrrr
five amazing boys! thanks Kickette (Kiss and Hugs to you guys)
Lovely the lot.
Iker: HOT in a refreshing natural way. Beckham: I loved him from the start and haven't stopped loving him since then, but HE BORES ME with his "I want it too much"-look. All the others: where is the door?
OMG this is just too much! *THUD* Kickette what are you trying to kill us!? Iker is not the only beam here, they are like a rainbow of sex.
Iker: This sweater only cost 10 euro. That's right 10. Raul: Hahahaha I've got Nadal and Iker as wingmen! Ibiza here I come. Nadal: Damn. I guess I missed the attire/hair memo. Oh well I'm Rafael Nadal. I can do whatever I want. The Ramos: I really like this hat, I mean really like this hat. And the LV manbag.. I'll have to buy one for myself after I return this one to Cristiano. Becks: At least my hair is the best.I guess they don't use pomade in tennis. I hope my collar is popped out enough….
I just love Rafa on this
I never have been one for captions
i just haveent got the brain for it! I'll leave it to the pro's … 
Iker could wear a clown costume or a Santa one (I've been good this year) and he'll still look hot.
Raul FTW! Iker and Mr. Lucy are quite nice too!
Sizzling? I think my brain just exploded.
Boy would I like to be in the middle of that sandwich!
Circa 2006 – THE THOUGHT BUBBLES EDITION Becks: I F*cking hate it when I am not the prettist one in the picture. Do you think they know, I'm not the prettist! The Ramos: I would have hair as bad as Nadal's but I got me a superfly hat..yeah Superfly that is what they call it in Brooklyn Bi-atches!Peace-out Nadal: Think they know that I have the BEST hair? I do, long and lushous. I should be getting hair product endorsments. Don't hate me because my hair is beautiful. Yeah, I should get paid for this Raul: GOD WHY AM I HERE WHAT A BUNCH OF FLIPPING LOSERS Iker: This is fun, rollin with the hommies..but why does Becks look like the most uncomfortable white dude ever? (not my best but there you go)
Iker: I'm the hottest man in the photo, right guys? Long-haired man I don't know: Why do I have to stand next to Iker? Nadal: Hehehe I'm in a photo with Real Madrid players! I can't wait to show my mates. Iker is sort of hot… Ramos: I love Rafa's hair. I wonder what it would look like on me? Becks: Just hurry up and take the damn photo I'm late for my tanning appointment. Iker is looking pretty good today though.
Well, I'm not attracted to neither of them (except Raul maybe) but I can see how this photo can increase a lot of people's heartbeats and a lot of people's slash fiction.
Circa 2006 – THE THOUGHT BUBBLES EDITION Becks: I F*cking hate it when I am not the prettist one in the picture. Do you think they know, I'm not the prettist! The Ramos: I would have hair as bad as Nadal's but I got me a superfly hat..yeah Superfly that is what they call it in Brooklyn Bi-atches!Peace-out Nadal: Think they know that I have the BEST hair? I do, long and lushous. I should be getting hair product endorsments. Don't hate me because my hair is beautiful. Yeah, I should get paid for this Raul: GOD WHY AM I HERE WHAT A BUNCH OF FLIPPING LOSERS Iker: This is fun, rollin with the hommies..but why does Becks look like the most uncomfortable white dude ever? (not my best but there you go)
Caption: LoveLamps tours Spain and hot men line up to meet her!
That is such a great pic. Must download to keep forever.
TOO. MUCH. HOTNESS. I just want to rip those shirts off, get a look at their abs and then pass out, so I can’t study. Come here, IkeSchmike…
Ella! I can not wait until my friends do something dumb and I can look at them and say “why am i socializing with amateurs?” haha, too funny.
Can somebody direct me to the groupie ass queue? After looking at that photo, I don’t care if I’m last in line!
I only have one thing to say.
how does iker manage to be so gorgeous?
Well, I’m not attracted to neither of them (except Raul maybe) but I can see how this photo can increase a lot of people’s heartbeats and a lot of people’s slash fiction.
Yummay yummay, I still swoon at this pic every time. Thansk Kickette you make me want to bear hug you, haha :] I happen to like the Ramos murse. It looks more like a messenger bag to me. What’s wrong with becks?
Yummay yummay, I still swoon at this pic every time. Thansk Kickette you make me want to bear hug you, haha :] I happen to like the Ramos murse. It looks more like a messenger bag to me. What’s wrong with becks?
I’m out of creative wit right now, so.. I’ll think of something later.