August 27th, 2008
Baller Bylines: Locker Room Bonding
Isn’t this just a lovely collaboration of hot man candy begging for a caption? We implore you to click and zoom to further enjoy.
Now, we adore this old-school pic and would love to write some long-form of witty literature to accompany it. Alas, our minds are far too involved with an in-depth, highly-detailed locker room fantasy and we have lost the ability to be creative nor intelligent. Feel free, if you’re so inclined.
Or, you could instead muse with us about how it’s possible for Iker Casillas to dress strictly budget catalogue and still bring it home for the sizzle win; or consider Sergio Ramos’s proudly sported LV man-bag/earnest smile and their inability to affect his macho. (To everyone emailing us about The Ramos and his new bouffant, we know, we’re not dealing.)
One thing is for certain: collectively, these men have scored more groupie ass than the entire male population in the Western Hemisphere. Well done, lads.