October 24th, 2008
Baller Bylines: Nisty, Raul, The Ramos
ZUMAPRESS/KEYSTONE Press
We’re blogging on the run today, Kickettes but that doesn’t mean we can’t leave you with a little fun for a Friday.
Does anyone feel like captioning the Real Madrid boys? They look like they’re channeling the well-documented three stages of exasperation – slouched, nose-pinched and OMG’d.
Must we call him Nisty? Its too cutsie for such a manly man. :OP Will have a think about the caption…
RUUD- er what's iker doing? RAMOS- oh god not again. I told him after the belgium game that dancing like a crab when we score is soooooooo not cool. RAUL- I'm embarrassed for him. We're real madrid- the biggest club in the world- we've got a rep to protect. RUUD- and he goes and does that. RAMOS- and yet he's still no1 on the f5. It's just so unfair. RAUL- oh stop pouting, they love you too. RUUD- not so much with the new hair though. RAMOS- That's a bit harsh. RUUD- seeing that almost makes me lose the will to score. RAUL-I know- I'll have a word. it's the best i good do after laughing so much at everyone else's- especially tammys. love em
ruud: wowsers. check out iker. his finee *winks raul:yeahh *nods the face,body and GAWD that profile *tilts head down he doesnt even need gel to look good. THE R-R-RAMOS: hey shut up. my hair is just just boufy and horizontally challenged in the morning. hey is iker looking at me? ruud: no his looking at me RAUL: nah ah his loooking at me boys LOLL
LoveLamps, i love that caption !!!
Haha , You All Make Me Laugh With Your Captions
Did The Ramos cut of his long luscious locks?! If so, I believe that should demote him from the F5…. His hotness is all about the non-conventional rebel, long hair look! None of this normal nonsense!
I don't really care about anything other than OMGZ RUUUUUUUUUUD. Continue.
THE RAMOS: God I just hate it when my hair gets big like this. It's TOO heavy! Raul: Yes. Your hair looks so bad it smells Sergio. Do something about it immediately. Ruud: Not the hair again Ramos!
Sorry for this, but got to have a crack:
Ruud: Look at that pass by Gago!
Raul: And Higuain’s got on the end of it and put it in the net! I am so jealous of those Argies!
Ramos: Never mind that! LOOK at Gago’s HAIR!!!! Those curls are to-die-for awesome! Oh noes!!! He is going to grab ALL the “chicas” attention away from MEEEEEE!!!!
Ruud: “Y los CHICOS tambien!“
I love The Ramos new hair cut!!! hes so SEXY!
Ruud: “Whats happening guy?“
Raul: “I think those girls are chasing Iker”
Ruud: “Again?! man, why can’t they chase me?“
The Ramos: “Those girls are savages! I manages to get away, but poor Iker. He’s going to be totally harrased!“
The Ramos: dios mio, what is that thing?
Ruud: i don’t know. i’ve never seen anything like this.
Raul: it’s a giant stink bomb and the shock wave is coming our way.
alternate version:
Raul: hey sergio, look, that guy over there has better hair than you.
Ruud: oh yeah, you’re right.
The Ramos: my life is meaningless.
beautiful and honest
Thanks RomasGirl.. I figure anytime 3 boys are stairing at the same thing with their heads cocked like that.. they can only be watching one thing
TammyV, I just LOVE your idea….that fits like SO perfectly…
i have one and its good
AMEN! I have one & i see myself being w/ no one else, ever. Sometimes women forget to stop for just a second to take the time out to thank God for such a blessing. My man is always on time everytime, & yes we have our ups n downs which are never really that big of a deal, but other than that he's PERFECT. SO I THANK GOD FOR MY MAN.
I am a man and i agree with u a real man does take care of his family.That is actually my dream is 2 be able 2 provide 4 a family MY family one day
where did you find him?!
cause i can't seem to find one…
Ruud: Oh no.. not again.. Sergio: Owww… Raúl: We talked about this, Sergio! No more curry!! Sergio: Owwwwwww…
I feel you on this one….most def
OMG I'm just totally in love with Rauls nose.
LOL to Aristeia….that's kickette for bring out Madrid Boys
Aristeia ….. nice one! And I can't belieeeeve how much better The Ramos looks without the hair… still not F5 material but a LOT better in my opinion
Ruud: Schijt. I cannot breathe. You aren't serious? Raul: *coughs… trying to breathe* These guarras will never be done with us. Ramos: *starts to cry* My cojones hurt, Raul. Voice from unseen woman: Breaks over, boys. We haven't been satisfied yet. Ruud: I rue the day I ever heard of Kickette and their unending sexual demands! Ramos: Madre! Raul: Do not bring your mother into this, Sergio. We have to go to a dark place. Ramos: I feel so… dirty.
What happen to The Ramos hair?! it looks shorter and it does not looks good.
THE ROMAS: Well done, but how did he get her in that position? Do you think they know that we can see them? Ruud: Not sure, but I saw something like that in a windown in Amsterdam when I was about 16. She does it well. Very well done! Rual,whispering while covering his face in a held cough, half confession: I did that once in Mallorca with two girls vacationing from Austrialia. It was MUY BUENO!
Here comes the Braggers!!!! LMAO!!! I'm just playing, Congrats on you ladies having good men in your life. Believe me, we still exists. Just have to find good women like your mens have.
THE ROMAS: Well done, but how did he get her in that position? Do you think they know that we can see them? Ruud: Not sure, but I saw something like that in a windown in Amsterdam when I was about 16. She does it well. Very well done! Rual,whispering while covering his face in a held cough, half confession: I did that once in Mallorca with two girls vacationing from Austrialia. It was MUY BUENO!
FC43 – nice one!!lose that girl blog
Something about Raul being horsemaster… har har har.
Ruud: Hey, Raul. Your fangirl is back again.
Raul: *is not amused*
Ramos: Why can’t I have a fangirl? Why doesn’t anyone like me? Is it my hair? I can change it again. Why does Raul and Iker get everything? Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!!
…Yes, that was a Brady Bunch reference.