August 20th, 2008
Baller Bylines: Spain NT
After the amusing comments posted on the Three Lions on a Panel story, we’re happy to oblige those of you looking for a “Caption This” regular feature on Kickette. We’re starting with a photo taken yesterday of the Spanish National Team in training prior to their game tonight against Denmark.
image courtesy of ZUMA PRESS/KEYSTONE PRESS
Iker Casillas: Dios mio, I’m one handsome hombre. Look at me. Everyone. Do it now.
Pepe Reina: Yes, Iker. We know. You’re a hottie. We get it.
Iker Casillas: Really, you sure about that? What about looking at me from the side?
Pepe Reina: You know, my wife and I had another baby recently. Doesn’t anyone care?
Iker Casillas: Frankly, no. Silva, have you seen my jawline lately?
David Silva: We’re all aware of your strengths in the profile area, Iker. But I can’t look right now. I’m engaged in a serious side-eye situation with Sergio.
The Ramos: Why you side-eyeing me, man? What did I do to you? What have I ever done to you?
David Silva: I don’t like the way you roll, homie. I saw the way you laced up this morning. You tied the right one first. That’s just f’d up, dude. You’re dead to me.
Iker Casillas: It’s all in the chin. Will everyone please stop and look at my chin? I’m like a marble statue of chiseled marble in statue form.
Daniel Güiza: I shouldn’t have had that second sangria with breakfast.
Over to you, Kickettes!