September 30th, 2008

Baller Bylines: Torres and Skrtel in Bitchface

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Fernando Torres: Oh, for the love of… Don’t give me the bitch face again, Martin. It’s not my fault I have highlights of gold.

Martin Škrtel: Highlights of gold? More like highlights of heavy-handed and non-natural. I will bitchface you. I will bitchface you without even respecting you enough to make eye contact.

Fernando Torres: At least I can grow my hair. I have styling options with my new doo.

Martin Škrtel: I disrespectfully disagree. Your new look is offensive to myself, my people and small animals with weak constitutions.

Fernando Torres: Kickette likes it. That’s gotta count for something. Plus, look at how authoritatively my new hair blows in the wind and rain. I am like a hair god, reigning my mastery down upon you, the hairless.

Martin Škrtel: It looks bouffy and over styled. Are you a man or a pageant girl? I will call you Nandrina. And your hair doesn’t so much blow casually in the breeze, it stands up awkwardly at attention in the wind. My hair is the hair of a man who has no fear of the breeze nor the wind. But enough talk. It’s distracting me from my bitchface. I’m outtie.

Btw, Kickettes – is that a ring on Nando’s left hand? Can the obsessed please fill us in on whether this is a regular occurrence or a new piece of jewellery?

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43 Responses to “Baller Bylines: Torres and Skrtel in Bitchface”

  1. Becca says:

    Nandos Hair Is Beautiful Lol :) . And Does Anyone Know What His Tatoo Stands For .. The One Of The Date? .. Ive Always Wanted To Know And One Of You Must Know Haha.

  2. Boston Red says:

    Ok someone slap me on the head, but I think Nando looks like Michael Phelps with a wig here. It's the face…

  3. kate says:

    The ring is a regular, but I think the Spanish wear their engagement rings on their left hands, so…

  4. Paris says:

    Obsessed Nando fan here I have seen him wear that ring before, and I love the hair he looks so cute!!

  5. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Hee hee nice one Kickette. And I for one am really impressed by how much the new do increases Nando's hotness… although I'm also quite a fan of the Skrtel shaved head look

  6. parallelkites says:

    olalla got all his rings for him, last time i heard. one of them's bound to be an engagement ring. i know the spanish wear their ball 'n chain on the left hand, so that's probably it.

  7. cristina_juve says:

    I like the hair on Nando. I never really saw anything in him before but this is a good picture.

  8. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    LOVE IT! Skittles and Nando, my Pool boys! And yep, he wears that ring all the time :( Its his engagement ring for She Who Shall Not Be Named!! Bloody playgroud girlfriends!

  9. Moonie says:

    Mmmmm Skittles – totally yummy but please never, ever grow your hair!!!!!!

  10. justlikexabi says:

    good to see Skrtel, please don't make him a baby eating monster, seen enough in RAWK. our Martin is hot and cute. true!!

  11. Miss I.T. says:

    LOL too good xD

  12. JenFica says:

    I love the captions, and I’m sure they really said that!

  13. Jen says:

    Well from my internet snooping he definately didn’t have that ring on either hand at the last training sessions, it looks all shiny and new!

  14. boo says:

    doesn’t he have like 3 rings like that, 3 gold-ish bands? yeah promise rings or something like that. *takes a better look* he might have upgraded to some bling though

    and martin looks better and better

  15. Afizaa says:

    Yea…that is a ring alright…..!!:) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    I use to see him wear a ring on his left hand all the time….<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
    But…somehow I think it’s a new piece of jewelry…
    It’s bcoz it looks different than the one he use to wear…8-/
    If I’m not mistaken the one he use to wear is a simple and plain ring…but this one looks more..expensive precious with lot of ‘stones’ on it.<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    But…I don’t know:zip: ..maybe it just my eyes…lol;-P

  16. Footiegirl says:

    Chante -that’s just great! The next events don

  17. hilarious! loving the bitchface, but love me some coiffed ‘nando even more. delightful dialogue! whilst reading it, i nearly snorted my cheerios.

  18. Cherry says:

    The ring is a normal thing for Torres. And his hair is lovely. I prefer hair to skin heads, though I do love Martin. Who looks much improved with hair if he’d let it grow. I may need therapy if Torres shaved his head again.

  19. carly says:

    dont panic girlies, this is a regular occurence – he always wears a ring on that finger, sometimes he switches it up from left hand to right, but dw he does always wear it….it has the word OLY written on it for olalla, but it isn’t a wedding ring – more of a promise ring smile
    (gosh i do sound obsessed dont i?? lol)

  20. Chante says:

    Ha, “bouffy.“  How does that sequence of events lead into this one?

    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02RY7LM5bI6RK…

    Martin is all bark and no bite. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Also, Nando appears to be wearing a ring on both hands.

  21. lolgurl says:

    i got owned XDDDDD

  22. Weird…all our posts disappeared!

  23. Bonsai Tree says:

    Thanks for the information you mentioned here, I’m looking forward to see your future posts.

  24. Helen x says:

    Love it.

  25. lfc says:

    love it and nando hair rocks !!!

  26. Miss I.T says:

    LOL too good xD your writing is awesome…

  27. Akasha says:

    Skirtel: If you don't stop being pretty and acting like a man, i will reveal to you my true self: NOSFERATU and suck your blood until I have removed all your beauty!!!!!

  28. katiemarie says:

    Gorgeous! Love them! Nando's new hair is AMAZING. Skrtel is just awesome. Ive seen a picture of him with his hair a little longer and it looked wicked hott

  29. RedGirl (Mrs. Casill says:

    I love Nando's hair, although is a little 'too blond' for me… The ring is a regular thing. I don't know if it's the same thing in Spain, but here in Argentina when a relationship is getting serious people always use their rings in the left hand… Even when they're not engaged. I've never used one, I'm not falling for that one ;-P The tattoo with the date is the day he first dated Olalla at some party. Sorry girls, I had to say it.

  30. Janis says:

    Hey the ring is a regular on him. He's always worn a ring on his left ring finger and one on his middle finger on occasion on the same hand.

  31. Hannahhh says:

    haha love itt love torres :D DELIGHTFUL

  32. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    My spanish teacher, from Madrid, claims that they wear their engagement rings on their right hand and switch when they get married. He didn't wear anyone at all though. He was funny, made movements like if he was branding a cow… He thought it was a similar thing. :D Blergh, its ugly that ring…

  33. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I am like a hair god, reigning my mastery down upon you, the hairless. Oh my goodness. I spit hot coffee on myself when I read that. Best line ever. I love Nando's hair and Skrtel. Skrtel is just fun to say. Like "Hitzlperger".

  34. Erin says:

    Haha! I love these two. Skrtel always has bitchface and I lurve him for it. He's a badass and opponents will suffer his wrath!! And Torres is just the cutest thing that ever cuted, regardless of the hair at any given time. My take on this photo is slightly different, however….I believe Carra farted and they both just caught a whiff. This moment was immediately followed by both of them exclaiming, "Dammit, Carra! Not again!!" :) (And Torres always wears that ring.)

  35. Erin says:

    The *rumour* is that the tattoo is the date of his first kiss with Olalla. But he has never confirmed anything himself, it's just speculation.

  36. lose that girl says:

    Not feeling the Nando love. His hair is blonde and cute, I'll give him that. He does have a very small head compared to his body. lose that girl blog

  37. Becky says:

    Haaa, Funniest thing EVER! Got to love nando and his bed head ;) It’s just “Highlights of Gold” and “I am like a hair god, reigning my mastery down upon you, the hairless” That gets me :’) : )

  38. MsFTorres says:

    I was friends with an exchange student from there and she wore her egagement ring on her right hand. But that ring is an everyday one for him.

  39. SpaceCowgirl says:

    Doesnt everyone wear them on their left hand? am i being really ignorant here? Torres – total hair god btw

  40. Dreamgirl says:

    How about Nando: You know we are still not on the FF list. Martin: Yeah it sucks but at least you have a chance.

  41. aristeia says:

    My boys! *does the dance of joy* I’m sure everyone has already informed you that Nandrina’s ring is a regular fixture. We are obsessed well-informed fans! ;)

  42. Deanna says:

    Aww, Nando is just too cute. I love the new bedhead, it suits him! And those freckles really stand out.

    Martin Skrtel on the other hand is hot!! Wish he’d grow his hair though, it looks much better that way!

    Yes, I’m totally ignoring that they are Liverpool players!! :-)

  43. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    My spanish teacher, from Madrid, claims that they wear their engagement rings on their right hand and switch when they get married. He didn’t wear anyone at all though. He was funny, made movements like if he was branding a cow… He thought it was a similar thing. :D Blergh, its ugly that ring…