February 13th, 2009

Baller Love: Who Would You Choose?

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So, we got the idea for today’s Sizzle Query based on the different types of V-Day love we expect to receive today.  For example:

imageUnlike our long-term boyfriends, who will rush home this evening with a petrol station bouquet of flowers and a well thought out explanation of why their love for us is everlasting and doesn’t need one special day to celebrate it because every day is a love day;

And, rather unlike our booty call boys, who will throw us one of those plastic blinking roses sold at Leicester Square by carnie rejects and a box of half eaten Ferrero Rochers and then fall asleep on top of us, our new boy crushes at Unprofessional Foul politely asked us days ago if we would be their Valentine. Sweet, huh?

And then they made us a card with a shirtless Sergio Ramos, a suited Thierry Henry and a thirsty Freddie Ljungberg.  We’re positively swooning. 

“…Granted that the ladies behind Kickette are anonymous… but in our imaginations they have the looks of Sylvie van der Vaart and the brains of Frank Lampard.“

Hee.

So, in keeping with the spirit of the day, here’s a question, dear readers: which baller would be your long term, booty call and boy crush?  We’ve gone with Roque, Cristiano and Bojan.

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65 Responses to “Baller Love: Who Would You Choose?”

  1. hotgirl says:

    kaka
    cesc
    well I`m not sure, maybe beckham

  2. Callie says:

    Iker is of course the hubby. I'd call Lashes so he can teach me some French, and i'd love to feed cupcakes and lollies to sweet boy Niko Kranjcar.

  3. DC says:

    it’s too hard to choose so I’ll just pick between the three given.
    Bojan. Cristiano. Roque.

    I will move to Spain and be with Bojan! he’s only a few months older than me we have a chance. and a future. ;]

  4. liselotte says:

    Long term: Andreas Ivanschitz Booty call: Cesc! Boy crush: Per Ciljan Skjelbred :)

  5. Der Lutscher says:

    If leave the married ones out of the game, then Spurs' Corluka for long term, C.Ron for a booty call and Werder's Diego for a boy crush) Ecxept for the first one, it's a very very random choice, whole lot is left behind)

  6. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Oh oh oh! Longterm: Nando, with the sweet smile and romantic ways Booty call: Danny Agger, for the long, hot, sweaty nights. Boy crush: Zoran Tosic, who is older than me, but so cute I can't resist. Hmpf.

  7. Venice says:

    mmmm good call on Roque.
    I’d have anyone from my personal Finest Five list as my long term squeeze!
    Xabi is sooo age appropriate for long term, but ehm, now that MXA is back…well :-/
    Niko is young-ish, but he doesn’t mind the age gap + he’s smart and mature. Raúl is classy! Oh decisions decisions…

    Booty call = Vedran ?orluka, just as long as we don’t have to talk or do anything else but…

    Boy crush…. uh, Armand Traore? *feels dirty*

  8. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Oh oh oh! Longterm: Nando, with the sweet smile and romantic ways Booty call: Danny Agger, for the long, hot, sweaty nights. Boy crush: Zoran Tosic, who is older than me, but so cute I can’t resist. Hmpf.

  9. ZiyaYami says:

    Righto, this is both an excellent question and one that yields much delight I must say. ehem, Long-term: Fer Fer is the perfect specimen of a man and epitome of faithfullness. not to mention being extremely huggable Booty-call: because he has quite a booty himself and, as I feel, clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy. yes. Boy-crush: most def. Bojan. his eyes are quite something

  10. Brandy says:

    Long term: Iker Booty call: Cristiano Crush: the French guy who took his entire kit off a few weeks ago!

  11. banri says:

    Oh baby Bojan, cant include him in this three list. Berbatov Guardiola Mourinho. I just dont know which one is which, sigh.

  12. Boston Red says:

    Long term = John O’Shea (obvi); Booty Call = Phil Bardsley (for reasons that need no explaining to the Man Utd. girls. He is the real Big Phil :P ); Boy Crush = Joe Hart.

  13. autumnmaple101 says:

    Long Term: Frank Lampard Booty Call: Iker Crush: Fabregas

  14. Aianna (Mrs. Jim&eac says:

    I love this post. Wee. Made me think awfully hard before deciding though. But here goes: Long term – my one and only Silva, we are really made for each other. ♥ Booty call – Cris darling. No question about that. Boy crush – a four-way tie between Bambi, Bojan, Nando and Cesc. I really couldn't decide. Happy hearts day!!! xoxo

  15. Rebecca says:

    Long term – Iker! Booty call – Cris :O. Boy crush – Cesc… or Silva, I have to get him in here somewhere!

  16. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Ermm mine would be Pepe or Bojan !

  17. Rummy says:

    Nando and i are engaged to be wed so i suppose that would be long term…. booty call perhaps vidic, i feel like he'd do rough behind the dugout… mhmm… boy crush ramos, 2 years younger than me so he qualifies

  18. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    That is a difficult decision. Wow. I think it would have to be Xabi(though I’m seriously tempted to put Zambrotta in for this one), Skrtel and Pato.

  19. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Long term would deffo be Michael Ballack. Booty call… mm… probably Luca Toni. Boy crush would be Moritz Volz.

  20. lose that girl says:

    Easy. Owen Hargreaves. With a serving of Dimi Berbatov on the side – often!!!!

  21. Nicole says:

    hmmmmmm i'm going to say: the boca (duh), c-ron, and yoann (what's he like just hitting puberty? so pretty but so young)

  22. Sofia says:

    ok, here goes: one night stand: davide santon (he’s ssooooo hot! rookie, 18 years old, plays for inter milan); boy crush: darren bent and long term….the one and only FERNANDO TORRES!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /><img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />:)

  23. Alisha says:

    Long Term:- Definately Cesc
    Booty Call:- Torres
    Boy Crush:- Bojan

    That is such a hard question! Far to many bodies to choose from!

  24. ab says:

    Torres,
    Ramos,
    C.Ron

  25. Hafsa says:

    Without a doubt 3 of the finest men in football
    Long term,booty call,boy crush all put together to produce a man with the body of a god, Cristiano Ronaldo, he was made just for women to have fantasy, I wouldnt even mind him to be my man whore,cuz no matter he would still look that GOOD!
    Boy Crush, Yoann Gorcuff, cant just cut him off waaay too pretty:)
    Long Term, Berbatov, mmm…. just looking at those pics of his in the ad, GOD, never thought I d go for a balding man!
    Booty Call, Theirry Henry well he has a nice ass! Amazing!

  26. nikki says:

    Long Term : Fernando Torres/Stevie G / Xabi Alonso
    Booty Call : Iker Casillas
    Boy Crush : David Silva / Cesc Fabregas

  27. Thierry s-nxt-x says:

    Aaaargh, so many lush men 2 choose from, I myt hav a nervous breakdown if I choose jst 3. So I am gonna skank it up and choose 2 of each. 4 long term bfs: Thierry Henry and Iker…da b.c.b s would be Yoann Gourcuff and Mikel Arteta…and da n.b.c s would hav 2 b Yohan Mollo and Carlos Vela (breaks out in a light sweat jst at da thought). AAAAH BLISS.

  28. Jo says:

    Vida, Berbatov (c9 would kill me if I put Cris!), and Darling Rodrigo

  29. kerry says:

    I don’t usually post, but seeing as today is a particularly awful day at work I can’t resist an opportunity to answer this question…

    Luca Toni, The Ramos, and Owen Hargreaves

  30. Cherry says:

    Toss up between Stevie G and Torres. Don’t believe I could choose between them.

  31. Joanne says:

    Long Term: Ryan Giggs
    Booty Call: Nemanja Vidic
    Boy Crush: Berbatov.

  32. cddlykoala says:

    Long Term: Philippe Senderos (all those languages, you couldn't get bored with him) Booty Call: Cannavaro is a pretty good call, or Manuele Blasi. Something Italian. Boy Crush: Cesc… duh!

  33. The Fourth Official says:

    My real-life SO is my Boy Crush, My Booty Call and My Long-Term. :) Roy is the sweaty dream in the middle of the night that makes the SO wonder. :D

  34. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    long term:iker of course booty call:ramos and boy crush:cesc. What can i say,i love the spanish team!!!

  35. HiL says:

    my long term would be Michael Carrick. the one and only for me :) booty call.. Berba i guess. and boy crush Lukas Podolski *-* yum.

  36. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Ok i'm not gonna go for the married ones..so my long term wld be Iker Casillas…booty call will be C-Ron (duh!) and boy crush wld be Owen Hargreaves..Yum!

  37. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    secondary boy crush: Sebastian Giovinco… and he'll stay a boy crush, he's too short to be anything else.

  38. iinvisible says:

    long term: torres of course :) booty call..ramos! boy crush: david silva hehe

  39. kenita says:

    long term, nando; booty call cron (O_O) and boy crush del piero

  40. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    Oooh this is fun! Uhmmm let me think… Yes, long term would be Nando (he's the lang term type). Booty call would be The Ramos – just for the body. Boy crush? Agger I think… yes

  41. 'TorresNubianQu says:

    Long term: TORRES without a doubt!!! Booty call:Frank Lampard and his fine self ;-) Boy Crush:Ibrahimavic he's always got a special place in my heart ;-)

  42. mrscudicini says:

    Only 3? Sigh Carlo, Iker, Joe Hart

  43. aristeia says:

    Boy crush = Alessandro Matri (I'm so crushing on this boy right now… soooo hot.) Booty call = Rino Gattuso (pretending he's not a devoted family man and I'm not a homewrecker, I'm guaranteeing there would some serious hot sex w/ this man… *bites fist*) Booty call part deux = Zlatan (Seriously. Me and that nose, yes please) Long term = Stevie G (I'll never get tired of him. Ever.)

  44. Becca says:

    Frank Lampard (L)Jamie Carragher (K)Joe Hart :) Tehre My Three Lol

  45. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    I can't choose, but in no specific order, I will take Bojan, Canna and Raul. KTHX

  46. c9 says:

    That's an easy one…….Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro of course! Followed by Fabio Cannavaro and, hhhmmmmmm, let's see………………………maybe Nemanja Vidic!! But Cris will always be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Aw, that card is so cute!!! Your crush is a sweetheart Kickette!! My long term is obviously Xabi (Venice it's OK, I know you love him as much as me:))Booty Call: Goota be Ken-Ron, with a booty like his, it could be no one else.Boy crush: Pato! Pato! Pato! Oh wait, what about Gago……hm, can I have two boys??

  48. carly says:

    AW :) What a sweet love declaration. Good thing we are all as beautiful and inteligent as they think. Nothing can go wrong with such a fantastic start.

  49. Princess A says:

    long term: the 1 and only iker (although there is something delightfully cheeky about Reina) booty call: marcelo (WHAT? I have a thing for cheeky looking guys!!) boy crush:javi garcia but miguel torres would be such a cool brother

  50. LoveLamps says:

    Frank Lampard is my long term, one and only true love. I can, however, appreciate beauty, so . . . THE RAMOS is the sexy Spaniard that I'd ring for a boot call if Frank were not in my life. As for boy crush, Joe Hart because he's so cute and dirty at the same time. Oh I'm so going to hell for that one.

  51. Elise says:

    John Terry. Long-term, booty call, crush, whatever. Always John.

  52. Kelly says:

    too much fun. since i don't do long-terms, the boy crush prize would be shared by ibrahim afellay and giuseppe rossi. ramos would take top honors for booty call.

  53. SNOW_QUEEN says:

    I would choose David Beckham as a husband, Fernando Torres as a brother and Cristiano Ronaldo for one-night-stand!

  54. iker's_baby123 says:

    long term – iker. enough said…its this connection. booty call – only one man for the job…thats u cristiano! boy crush – have to be pato. especially now stephany’s gone… god love you kickette!

  55. striker says:

    That’s so funny about the Valentine. Did anybody else notice it has Borat on there? Our new crush must have a sense of humor. My long term would be Daniel Agger: tall, sexy, Danish, tatto-ed. My booty call would be Yoann Gourcuff: young, sexy flirt with a great body. And my boy crush would be Iker: Spanish, sexy, playful with a great smile.

  56. GO says:

    Aaaaww really nice! OK. Long term-Nando obviously Booty call Cannavaro Boy crush Theo Walcott

  57. Yasichelsea says:

    Just FRANK LAMPARD

  58. boo says:

    alan smith, daniel agger, klaas huntelaar

  59. Blair says:

    Lampard, Terry, Michael Owen. It was a tough pick between Terry and Alan Smith. But the fact that JT’s bulge has more appearences than Smith this season kind of clinched it for me.

  60. carly says:

    AW :) What a sweet love declaration. Good thing we are all as beautiful and inteligent as they think. Nothing can go wrong with such a fantastic start.

  61. Princess A says:

    long term: the 1 and only iker (although there is something delightfully cheeky about Reina) booty call: marcelo (WHAT? I have a thing for cheeky looking guys!!) boy crush:javi garcia but miguel torres would be such a cool brother

  62. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Aw, that card is so cute!!! Your crush is a sweetheart Kickette!!

    My long term is obviously Xabi (Venice it’s OK, I know you love him as much as me:))

    Booty Call: Goota be Ken-Ron, with a booty like his, it could be no one else.

    Boy crush: Pato! Pato! Pato! Oh wait, what about Gago……hm, can I have two boys??

  63. Sarah says:

    That’s precious. I love UF.

    As for the question, I think I’d go Cesc, Iker, and Bocanegra.

  64. justlikexabi says:

    Arne, Arne, Arne. yes I loooove Xabi and Agger, but it’s a bit different..they never really increased my Oxytocin.

  65. Erin says:

    ROFL @ Unprofessional Foul. That is outstanding! I, of course, DO look like Sylvie with an IQ of 712…how did they know?! ;)

    For me….Long Term = Xabi Alonso (lush in every way), Booty Call = Danny Agger (hot tattoos, brooding man), Boy Crush = Nando (who else could it be but El Nino?)