February 13th, 2009
Baller Love: Who Would You Choose?
So, we got the idea for today’s Sizzle Query based on the different types of V-Day love we expect to receive today. For example:
Unlike our long-term boyfriends, who will rush home this evening with a petrol station bouquet of flowers and a well thought out explanation of why their love for us is everlasting and doesn’t need one special day to celebrate it because every day is a love day;
And, rather unlike our booty call boys, who will throw us one of those plastic blinking roses sold at Leicester Square by carnie rejects and a box of half eaten Ferrero Rochers and then fall asleep on top of us, our new boy crushes at Unprofessional Foul politely asked us days ago if we would be their Valentine. Sweet, huh?
And then they made us a card with a shirtless Sergio Ramos, a suited Thierry Henry and a thirsty Freddie Ljungberg. We’re positively swooning.
“…Granted that the ladies behind Kickette are anonymous… but in our imaginations they have the looks of Sylvie van der Vaart and the brains of Frank Lampard.“
So, in keeping with the spirit of the day, here’s a question, dear readers: which baller would be your long term, booty call and boy crush? We’ve gone with Roque, Cristiano and Bojan.