March 11th, 2010
‘Ballers Behaving Badly: Non-Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Too
Just when we thought cheating footballers would be hyper-sensitive to the eyes and ears and camera lenses around them, we have a trio of bad boys on the brink of relationship red cards.
Q: What do Patrice Evra, Carlos Tevez and Oliver Kahn have in common?
A: They all allegedly cheated on their significant others with blonde lady friends.
All dark roots point to these three side job ladies achieving their fair-coloured locks by the bottle.
1. Patrice Evra, a self-professed one woman man, was apparently caught by CCTV cams cavorting with a blonde at a low-brow Manchester hotel over the weekend. This was just a mere 15 miles away from his marital love nest that he shares with his wife, sometimes-blonde Sandra. When pressed for more information, Patrice allegedly claimed he didn’t even know the woman but wouldn’t answer why she planted a wet one on him in plain sight.
Now we understand that this may not be the most opportune time to talk manners but c’mon, Pat. If the cameras already caught you cheating, have some decency and pay for your own seedy rendevous room. After all, when you’re rich, you don’t write cheques/swipe plastic. Instead, you pay straight cash, homie.
Evra’s pint-size playing away seems to be a double whammy as we’re hearing unconfirmed whispers that Sandra may be preggers with the couple’s second child. Pretty much, this whole situ is a hot mess and his excuse is on-par with Ashley Cole’s former fail.
2. Probably the first and only time you’ll find this man’s name or likeness on Kickette, Carlos Tevez joined his former United teammate in the doghouse with an equally doozy saga. Ugh to the fug.
However, for both readers and writers’ sakes, we’ll cut to the chase. Tevez’s wife was in Argentina delivering their second daughter (born six weeks premature) while he was allegedly flying his on-the-side-ho around Europe.
The irony of the Tevez situation is that only four days had passed between the time he criticised John Terry for his scandalous ways before it looks like Carlos was caught in his own tangled web of infidelity. It’s quickly becoming a confusing tale, though, as the verdict on whether or not Tevez and his wife were/are still together is debatable.
3. Less shockingly but definitely not a moral compass to abide by, Oliver Kahn stepped out over the weekend with his new girlfriend, Svenja K. Oliver’s history with humping and dumping began when he left his first, then-pregnant wife Simone for Verena Kerth. Since that debacle, he’s deserted Verena K. in favour of his live-in leggy blonde. He’s 40 years old to her 28.