February 6th, 2012

‘Ballers, Biscuits & Their Babes: Patrick Owomoyela & Sebastian Kehl

While staring at this photo of two Borussia Dortmund boys and their WAGs at a post-fashion show party in honour of sweets and other high carb/high sugar delights, we were struck by one undeniable truth: shop assistants lie. Oh, how they lie.

They lie to the innocent and cash-rich when they tell them, “Why yes, Mr Kehl, Palm Beach suits are going to be huuuge this Spring.”

They lie when they also say, “Shresses with elastic hems and colorful Missoni-like haberdashery are a must for any woman seeking a front row seat at Berlin Fashion Week,” as well as, “Whatever it is you’ve got on your feet really bring out the warmth in your eyes, Josipa.”

Anyway as we were saying, Borussia Dortmund’s (from left to right) Patrick Owomoyela, his steady sweetheart, Josipa, his team-mate, Sebastian Kehl, and Kehl’s WAG, Tina Kruger, hit the red carpet together two weeks ago in Cologne, Germany, to celebrate the annual International Sweets and Biscuits Fair (ISM).

Naturally, we’ve signed up for VIP tickets to next year’s shindig.

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6 Responses to “‘Ballers, Biscuits & Their Babes: Patrick Owomoyela & Sebastian Kehl”

  1. tinasmith says:

    oh well, nothing could possibly be worse in taste than the sense of humor of the kickette staff.
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  2. IrishBlue says:

    Now Im no fashion expert believe me but even I know the elasticy rainbow dress and boots are pretty crap looking. Is that harsh? Sorry if that's harsh.

    • Lily says:

      that's not harsh at all. the dress is absolutely horrendous for such an occasion

      • well,well,well says:

        and who are we to judge? The fashion police? Let me tell you something, muffin tops are not in fashion at no time and in no season, think about that when you get dressed.

      • Behati says:

        International Sweets and Biscuits Fair

        such an occasion though lol…

  3. Miss XOXO says:

    I dont like the dress with that boots…Heels may be better….:-))