May 31st, 2012

‘Ballers & Bubbas On Breaks: Fernando Torres & Family

Grrr…we hate when we have to watermark pics like this, too.

We’re all suckers for a man with a baby, but day-um, when it’s a shirtless Fernando Torres on an Ibiza beach with two kids – his son, Leo, and daughter, Nora – there is no higher (or hotter) ‘ballers and bubbas summit.

Honestly, could this photo get any better, Kickettes?

What we love most in particular is Fer’s facial expression: resigned to the fact that, in about two hours, his limbs will be limp from all the lifting small children out of the water because they can’t swim energy he’s about to exert.

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78 Responses to “‘Ballers & Bubbas On Breaks: Fernando Torres & Family”

  1. Deborah D says:

    I love the caption that you have given for the picture saying that you hate to watermar those kind of pictures. It was really lovely picture. Two of them are looking very cute and naughty. I am sure they had a great afternoon there. <a href="” target=”_blank”>

  2. go here says:

    Fernando Torres looks handsome in this photograph. It is really a rare picture of him with his two kids. Fans expect these kinds of photographs from the celebrities. What we love most in particular is his’ facial expression. I have book marked your site for further updates. Regards

  3. Cath says:

    It is just impossible that he gets better looking each year. Been looking at some other pics of Torres and family on holiday and Olalla sure looks pregnant to me.

  4. torres<3<3 says:

    No hay palabras wow
    te quiero

  5. Alice says:

    I think I just died.

  6. KL7 says:

    Sorry ladies, I just don't see it. I hate his hair, it looks ridiculously fake. His body isn't even that great. If you posted that pic without his head and said it was some random guy, I bet noone would have anything good to say. I've seen better eye candy on the beach ate the Jersey shore. Can't he at least afford a good spray tan?

  7. sarah says:

    Perfection overload! Love this family!

  8. MsMe says:

    Niceness…he has such a beautiful family and his wife is in great shape too. Nevertheless, I would run away with him any time.

  9. jen says:


  10. xoWinnie says:

    kickette just dropped the atomic ovary bomb with these pics. damn.

  11. giulia says:

    HE CUT HIS HAIR!! Surely this warrants at least a spot on the FF if not the Hot hall of fame! come on, he's rocking a neon hat! if that were on any other man i'd burn it, but on nando… *faints*

  12. mira says:

    He´s perfekt. He´s beautiful, he has a sexy body and a perfect face, he has gorgeous wife and children, he loves his family so much, he´s cute, well spoken, intelligent, nice to his fans and he´s back on goals again!

    Kickettes, he has to top the FF-list or go straight to Hot H. o. F. Please.

  13. Nicole says:

    Nora is just basically Olalla about 25 years ago :-)

  14. Annabelle says:

    Oh and there go my ovaries!!!!!

  15. Kris says:

    Oh my ….. Nando is one hot father ! Love him !!!!!!

  16. Kristina says:

    Swimming-suit on the daughter? I'm happy that they're letting her be the kid that she is! IF you're not talking about those sun-block swimming wear that kids have. In that case I'm with you. But then his son should have one too.

  17. mata says:

    Of course this picture could be better, remove the hat and replace the swimming trunks with something white and see-through, duh! On secong thought remove the swimming trunks as well.

    • Kathleen says:

      I think that'd be rather inappropriate right in front of his kids, don't you think :D

      • mira says:

        I guess his children see him naked every day, it´s normal, don´t you think? When I was 3, I was bathing with my mother and my father.

      • mata says:

        Ha ha, good point, re-writing the script to make the children mine and his and having them spending the afternoon with my parents, then we have perfection :D

  18. liz1 says:

    this is pretty much as perfect as a picture can get. i honestly can't find a single thing wrong… they're all so perfect <3
    ah i can't get over this. gah cuteness all around

  19. tashy says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww those babies r so cute!!!!!
    Fernando DAMN!!!!! y do married men hav 2 be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hawt first it was kaka now its him y is da world sooooooooooooooooooo cruel if only I was 10 years older I would 25 maybe I would have a chance damn u mom
    Anyway this isn’t related 2 da article but y do serigo ramos nd pique hav beef

  20. Jean says:

    Yes that’s right Fernando, if you put that hat on NO ONE will recognize you lol. He always looks like a teen taking care of his baby brother and sister, it’s the most adorable thing. And he’s looking dashing of course.

  21. christybarca says:

    He is a CLEAN CUT ADORABLE man <3
    It definetely couldn't be any better!!!
    And his little kids are beautiful and cute and……

  22. Carolina says:


  23. Nando Nan says:

    She's not even 3 yet. What does she need to cover up? Little kids don't have adult hang-ups and for as long as it's possible, we should let them be.

  24. Kathleen says:

    I think this was before he got called up, right after the CL final. And it's perfectly normal for kids not to have tops till they are 6-7 where I'm from. All my nieces and nephews run around the beaches with only bottoms on.

  25. Kristina says:

    Nope, I don't think this picture could be any better.

  26. emma says:

    this man is perfect.
    his hat though…

  27. Utd Girl says:

    Oh my…sigh…Fernando, can you be any more perfect? You’re beautiful as it is, now you have to add your adorable kids in the equation? Ahh inLUST right now! ;) P.S I hope he’ll be with Chelsea when they come to the US in July after the Euros! I’m not a Chelsea fan, but def getting tickets to be able to see him!

  28. Sarah says:

    OMG *dies of cuteness*

  29. blake2108 says:

    What's Spanish for 'WOW…'?

  30. Foghorn says:

    Nope, sorry but I still don't see the appeal of this guy. He looks like half the gormless and pasty Irish guys I used to go to college with – except they had better tattoos! Cute kiddies though, no doubt about it.

    • DC fan says:

      I was slow in coming to the Fernando bandwagon, but over the past few months I got there. He's protective of his family, appreciative of the fans, has a fantastic accent, and is beautiful. Sigh.

    • emma says:

      its nor just the looks. its the whole attitude that makes him irresistible.

    • IrishBlue says:

      :O Irish Torres lookalikes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I've been living here all my flipping life and am yet to come across one!!!! Send one my way please!!!!

    • April says:

      A tan is a very easy thing to fix. In fact, I am sure that's part of the plan when he goes out sunning- there's a reason he wears short shorts. :)

    • Kel says:

      Can't believe how many thumbs downs you got for just having a different opinion.

      • bri_saldana says:

        yeah that's what I was going to say…..and I love FER. I was a lil disappointed in his post CL bickering but really I'll follow this "wet dream" til the ends of the earth ;) AND he even broke my LFC heart!

    • Thea says:

      I agree – for a Latin man he's very pasty and girlie looking!

      • Jean says:

        I like his girly looks tbh, not because I like girls, but ithey're so very endearing and sweet. And I can identify with his paleness and I'm glad he at least makes it look great lol.

    • Mihai says:

      my goodness, which college did you go to?? let me in!

  31. treguain says:

    family guy? i like that. big up to father torres and the short-shorts.

  32. Nando Nan says:

    Isn't Torres going to sic his lawyers on you for this? *Quickly right click photo and save*

    • Vani says:

      His lawyers can't do anything because he was in a public place, in the case, at the beach… if there were pics of him with his family in their house in Ibiza then it would have been different.

      • Nando Nan says:

        Laws may vary though. Aren't they more strict in Europe about protecting the privacy of children? That's why the kids' faces are blurred out in some photos? Even when the photos are taken out in public?

        • Vani says:

          Yep.. but then I think it goes up to each photo agency.. I don't think Splash News blurrs kids faces as we can see in this pic.

  33. April says:

    Beautiful! I love the adorableness of this family. :)

    • April says:

      (and yes, I am still totally ogling this man)

      • emma says:

        i think his swimsuit is an armani one.. is that right??

        • April says:

          Could be… I've seen another picture of him with it… I think it may have been when he and the team were in Mallorca in January or whenever it was.

          • emma says:

            really? could you post the link??

            • Vani says:

              In Mallorca with the team? You mean Chelsea I suppose.. I don't remember of seeing him at the beach or wearing a swimsuit. I can only recall pics of him training with his teammates lol

            • April says:

              I found it somewhere on the randomness of tumblr, so not sure if I could locate it again. Maybe do a tumblr search for him and "bathing suit" or something? Wish I was more helpful :( It came out not soon after he was in Mallorca with Chelsea.

    • anitachka says:

      i dont think its armani, the plaque looks every dolce&gabanna-esque

      • April says:

        More likely, actually. Being that it is Chelsea's official menswear provider and probably gets some free digs from there.

  34. Mirella says:

    Oh, my god… didn't expect such a picture….now….and how come Nando is in Ibiza? Didn't he score a goal in Bern just yesterday? Did I dream that?
    And his family, how cute are they? If Nando wasn't so much taller than Leo and Nora, wouldn't he totally look like their brother?
    Ok, I'm confused, that's too much for me!

    • Nando Nan says:

      This may have been from last week before he joined the national team? He mentioned in an interview that he was going to Ibiza with his family after Chelsea's parade.

  35. [...] Kickette had this fantastic picture of Nando with Nora and Leo hitting the beach in Ibiza. Hopefully this is just the first of many vacation snaps to come (remember all the adorable ones last year?) Keep your eyes peeled for ‘em – I’ll post more as soon as I get them. [...]

  36. Leah says:

    LOVE it!!!

  37. drea says:

    OMG my ovaries just dissolved in an explosion of SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  38. Vani says:

    Kickettes, is it possible for you to post more pics? We barely see pics of Fernando with his family holidaying so if you could post more pics of this set we'd appreciate a LOT!

    • We want to more than anyone else here, but we did a terrible job of planning ahead and can't snap up anymore until tomorrow :(

      • Nando Nan says:

        Just out of curiosity, is it because you can't procure an X amount of photos from the photo agency during a set time? Or it is a server issue? Or something altogether. Just curious on photo rights and such.

      • Mirella says:

        Awww, such an adorable family.
        I especially love the pics where Nando is swinging Nora in the water and the ones where the parents are blowing up the floaties. Nora is such a beach queen.
        And I, for one am glad Nando doesn't tan too excessively, puts sun block on and wears a hat on the beach. He's pale and has freckles and obviously sensitive skin. It's the responsible thing to do and he's still the best looking DILF ever. Why does everyone need to have caramel toned skin and everything lighter is labelled unattractive?

        • hbandshbreak says:

          Oh, I'm with you. I just got back from Bonaire which is about 50 miles from Venezuela and I have no real tan to speak of. I'm pale as hell and burn easily, so it's 85 SPF on the body and 110 SPF on the face.

          I love this family, they are so adorable together. And how slammin' is Olalla? I wish I looked like that in a bikini now but she's had two kids. She looks amazeballs.

  39. Jess says:

    Ok, I just died…….