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oooh no my boy andy, the idea is LESS hair, not more!!
Corination Street goes to the beach?
Oh Yes!!! I'll take him any way I can have him!
I love Barbados!!! I was there on holiday 2 weeks ago….wish I could go back…
Ok Carroll is here… Now if only The Ramos would make his gorgeous way to my shores here in Barbados. Would welcome him here anytime….Ah bliss….
They're all at Sandy Lane in Barbados, and from the proximity of those sun loungers they might as well have gone to Benidorm. If Andy sorted his hair out, he'd be yummy, but I just can't fancy a man with a ponytail. I guess it's better than being Rooney and paying a fortune to sort your hair out and still being favourite in the 'no-i-wouldn't-even-if-the-atom-bomb-was-about-to-drop' stakes…
Andy Carroll looks like a pirate. Or a Dothraki in Game of Thrones.
Hahaha!! Someone get that man a horse!
does Andy Carroll TRY to make himself unattractive?
meh…whatever. he can still get it
you think he's trying to look unattractive? we can totally agree to disagree on that one! the only issue i have is with his long hair. I love the scraggle and his rough and tumble look right now
and for sure, he can still get it with ANYONE (me being at the front of the line, thank you hehe)
Andy looks like and Amish man who is going to churn some butter. I don’t get it really.
what the hell(o) ?!?
what the hell…o ?!?!?
At least Rooney is protecting the hair plugs with a cap. Also, is it me or does that look like some cheesy holiday resort you'd go to with your family as a kid? Maybe it's the pasty company, but it does not spell luxurious 'baller holiday to me.
I know! That beach is so ridiculously crowded. You'd think with their money they could afford to go to a resort where they'd at least spread out the sun loungers a bit, give people a little privacy.
their color in relation to the red chairs around them is slightly worrying, they can't have been there long. where's the sun block when you need it?
This photo brings up so many questions for me. Why is Wayne Rooney on holiday with Andy Carroll? Why does Andy look like he will be performing the role of Puck for Shakespeare in the park? Why does Gary McAllister look so much like my dad? Why is someone who looks so much like my dad shirtless on the front page of Kickette? Why does that guy in the background look so depressed?
That is a perfect description of Carroll!
I think the depressed guy hitting his head on the pole is thinking – damn I thought I was going to pick up a bunch of drunk chicks on holiday but then THESE guys show up and ruin everything!
lol perfect!
I would like to add one more question here….why is everything pink??
Andy Carroll looks like he could be related to a centaur.
Andy Carroll looks positively caveman! These three don't seem like they fit together.
You really should have gone with this pic. Mmm, wild, shirtless Andy.
yum!!! looks like andy's got a bit of a sunburn–he's matching the towels! I would gladly offer my services to lather some aloe vera all over that fit yumminess!!!
Wow I just noticed the farmers tan of the guy in the middle….