July 16th, 2012
‘Ballers On Breaks: Jetski Japery
Images: PacificCoastNews.com.
If an image of Mario Balotelli in close proximity to a powerful piece of machinery doesn’t scare the pants off you, you haven’t been following the news over the last twelve months.
But despite his penchant for explosions and high speed impacts with stationary objects, Mario’s recent adventures in the crystal clear waters of Ibiza ended well. The Italian managed to make some special new friends and kept his ‘ski on the ocean, rather than driving it across the beachfront to the local women’s prison.
Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for another international footballer.
Image: PacificCoastNews.com.
A natural sailor, Franck Ribery struggled with the complex process of mounting his wild water beast. After six hours of cajoling, the kindly deckhand (who by then was on the verge of a nervous breakdown) handed Franck’s wifey Wahiba the keys and ran screaming for the nearest bar.
Image: PacificCoastNews.com.
As you might expect, Wahiba handled the situation with patience and efficiency. But then, she’s had more than enough experience in dealing with her hubby’s foibles.
I think we should get celebrate that Mario took proper safety precautions… that is a massive step forward for him
Grande Mario!!!!
the Riberys look so uuuuuuuuugly!!!!!
I give you Mario Gomez in Ibiza with his neverending legs: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a3qw2I7W1rzs0…
You're welcome.
Oh thank you! That's the bod..person I wanna see! You're right, he goes on forever. Thank god.
OMG, bless you!
Damn… Balotelli's legs look amazing!! He look gorgeous (when he keeps in crazy fashions in check.)
*his crazy fashions. Sorry, was distracted by Balotelli's thighs
I'm envying the sunshine and blue water here but that is definitely all one baller on break I could have lived without seeing thanks