June 7th, 2010

‘Ballers On Breaks: More Miami Mayhem

'Ballers on Breaks Miami

Thanks M for the stellar Swedish backside spot!

Footballers on breaksThe south of Florida has recently become a hotbed of hot ‘baller bodies. Let’s check on the status of everyone’s tanlines, shall we?

Juventus player, Amauri, is in town with his wife and kids. Curly-haired-cutie-stricken-with-humidity son, Hugo, should let his dad know that bucket hats are not a good look for any of the Carvalho de Oliveira men.

Ballers on BreaksRetired Swedish footballer, Alexander Östlund (above & left), gave sandy on-lookers a sopping wet scowl over the weekend; he’s in town and on the beach with our part-time pool boy, Zlatan. 

Speaking of Ibra, he supposedly met up with Carlo Ancelotti for something suspicious. Is it just a coincidence that Ancelotti is also robustly relaxing by the hotel pool with his much younger girlfriend, Marina Cretu, at the same time as frequent on-the-market-boy, Zlatan? Perhaps…or it could just be our paranoia kicking in after losing our lunches to the couples-only swimming shots of the Chelsea manager and his lady friend. Trust us, we’re doing you a favour by not displaying them here.

Lastly, AC Milan’s Alessandro Nesta – now a regular on the Miami beach scene – took his swimsuit-matching wife Gabriela and kids, Tommaso and Sofia,  for a swim in the bright blue ocean. Beware of floaty-noodle-device ovary combustion.

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14 Responses to “‘Ballers On Breaks: More Miami Mayhem”

  1. Guy says:

    Nothing like a hot guy next to the pool drying his hair in his trunks to make the day go by!

  2. julia says:

    When I was in Stockholm last summer I accidently ended up at the same party as Mr. Östlund, can tell ya he is as gorgeous irl as on picture ;)

  3. Inés says:

    Kickettes, can you tell me where the heck is Karim Benzema? is he hidden?

  4. carly says:

    What is it with Miami? And, more importantly, what is it with these crowded resorts? Don’t they have enough money to get a pool of their own, or do they enjoy the crowds? I don’t get it.

    • aristeia says:

      Maybe it’s b/c they can be in crowds and still remain anonymous. Unlike elsewhere.

      • LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

        I think it has something to do with the anonymity and apparently flights are cheap to there.

  5. Ana;) says:

    Nesta's baby is soooooooooo cute in that picture!!

  6. Tammyv says:

    FreddyAdu11 spoke to Ibrahimovic last night. Great guy. gave me some really good advice. Lots of soccer players here[MIAMI]. Amauri, Ibra, and ancelotti(coach)

    I thought you would like this kickette…

  7. senora ramos says:

    ok, mrsnesta, i will move to maimi straight-away as your hubby likes to hang there. then we'll just wait for sergio to show his face.

    i would assume they go there b/c they are more likely to be left alone. as many people won't know who they are.

  8. PepaCandela says:

    As a Miamian, I support this trend 100%. Although I encourage the Spanish NT to keep busy and stay away from here at least through July 12.

  9. Simone says:

    Torsten Frings and Michael Ballack from Germany should be there as well… Clemens Fritz should be in the States either..

  10. I've seen the Carlo/Marina shots and . . . *hurl*

  11. aristeia says:

    That is a seriously delish Swedish backside. Oh mamma.

  12. Anastasia says:

    I seriously need to book my flight to Miami. Maybe we can get a group rate..who is in?