June 7th, 2010
‘Ballers On Breaks: More Miami Mayhem
Thanks M for the stellar Swedish backside spot!
The south of Florida has recently become a hotbed of hot ‘baller bodies. Let’s check on the status of everyone’s tanlines, shall we?
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Juventus player, Amauri, is in town with his wife and kids. Curly-haired-cutie-stricken-with-humidity son, Hugo, should let his dad know that bucket hats are not a good look for any of the Carvalho de Oliveira men.
Retired Swedish footballer, Alexander Östlund (above & left), gave sandy on-lookers a sopping wet scowl over the weekend; he’s in town and on the beach with our part-time pool boy, Zlatan.
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Speaking of Ibra, he supposedly met up with Carlo Ancelotti for something suspicious. Is it just a coincidence that Ancelotti is also robustly relaxing by the hotel pool with his much younger girlfriend, Marina Cretu, at the same time as frequent on-the-market-boy, Zlatan? Perhaps…or it could just be our paranoia kicking in after losing our lunches to the couples-only swimming shots of the Chelsea manager and his lady friend. Trust us, we’re doing you a favour by not displaying them here.
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Lastly, AC Milan’s Alessandro Nesta – now a regular on the Miami beach scene – took his swimsuit-matching wife Gabriela and kids, Tommaso and Sofia, for a swim in the bright blue ocean. Beware of floaty-noodle-device ovary combustion.
Nothing like a hot guy next to the pool drying his hair in his trunks to make the day go by!
When I was in Stockholm last summer I accidently ended up at the same party as Mr. Östlund, can tell ya he is as gorgeous irl as on picture
Kickettes, can you tell me where the heck is Karim Benzema? is he hidden?
What is it with Miami? And, more importantly, what is it with these crowded resorts? Don’t they have enough money to get a pool of their own, or do they enjoy the crowds? I don’t get it.
Maybe it’s b/c they can be in crowds and still remain anonymous. Unlike elsewhere.
I think it has something to do with the anonymity and apparently flights are cheap to there.
Nesta's baby is soooooooooo cute in that picture!!
FreddyAdu11 spoke to Ibrahimovic last night. Great guy. gave me some really good advice. Lots of soccer players here[MIAMI]. Amauri, Ibra, and ancelotti(coach)
I thought you would like this kickette…
ok, mrsnesta, i will move to maimi straight-away as your hubby likes to hang there. then we'll just wait for sergio to show his face.
i would assume they go there b/c they are more likely to be left alone. as many people won't know who they are.
As a Miamian, I support this trend 100%. Although I encourage the Spanish NT to keep busy and stay away from here at least through July 12.
Torsten Frings and Michael Ballack from Germany should be there as well… Clemens Fritz should be in the States either..
I've seen the Carlo/Marina shots and . . . *hurl*
That is a seriously delish Swedish backside. Oh mamma.
I seriously need to book my flight to Miami. Maybe we can get a group rate..who is in?