June 7th, 2010
‘Ballers On Breaks: More Miami Mayhem
Thanks M for the stellar Swedish backside spot!
Juventus player, Amauri, is in town with his wife and kids. Curly-haired-cutie-stricken-with-humidity son, Hugo, should let his dad know that bucket hats are not a good look for any of the Carvalho de Oliveira men.
Retired Swedish footballer, Alexander Östlund (above & left), gave sandy on-lookers a sopping wet scowl over the weekend; he’s in town and on the beach with our part-time pool boy, Zlatan.
Speaking of Ibra, he supposedly met up with Carlo Ancelotti for something suspicious. Is it just a coincidence that Ancelotti is also robustly relaxing by the hotel pool with his much younger girlfriend, Marina Cretu, at the same time as frequent on-the-market-boy, Zlatan? Perhaps…or it could just be our paranoia kicking in after losing our lunches to the couples-only swimming shots of the Chelsea manager and his lady friend. Trust us, we’re doing you a favour by not displaying them here.
Lastly, AC Milan’s Alessandro Nesta – now a regular on the Miami beach scene – took his swimsuit-matching wife Gabriela and kids, Tommaso and Sofia, for a swim in the bright blue ocean. Beware of floaty-noodle-device ovary combustion.