August 4th, 2008

Ballers In Flagrante, A Photo Study

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It’s been a while since our last PG-13 level post, so let’s welcome this craptastic Monday afternoon by featuring the footie players we love so much making the faces we would love to see.

Below, a few of our favourite stills from the fantastic Baller Sex Face forum topic in our Community area. It’s so wrong, but it’s so very, very right.

Taking photos completely out of context and constructing vivid fantasy situations is our new favourite time-waster.

Side note: Many of the Cesc Fabregas “BSF” photos inspired one astute commenter to state: “I imagine he’d cry during sex. And I’m being slightly weird for liking it.“  We’re still chuckling over that one.

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40 Responses to “Ballers In Flagrante, A Photo Study”

  1. Saw this coming. Of course Beckham was gonna get mad. I had to laugh at him taunting Serioux. I do love Beckham as a player, even if I don't think he's the sexiest man on earth. :P Side Note: I hate the US commentary for every Becks game.

  2. carly says:

    Oh I forgot to comment here! Too distracted by Cudicini and the mountain of naughty things we'd do together :) …*sigh*

  3. carly says:

    Oh I forgot to comment here! Too distracted by Cudicini and the mountain of naughty things we’d do together :) …*sigh*

  4. boo says:

    ROTFL cesc! i could see it too! i wanna see vidic and skirtl cum-faces i think they would just blink

  5. Alexandra says:

    Ooo i’m having so much fun right now :)

  6. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    haha, my cudicini pic made it up…! awesome… :D

  7. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    niiice, cudi! and oooh! wet metze!

  8. Aurynn says:

    Now I know why I thought this Italian guy I met two weeks ago was hot: he looks exactly like David Villa in that pic! MMMMMMMMM

  9. Lucy says:

    LOL That Ruud one… hahaha

  10. Lucy says:

    LOL That Ruud one… hahaha

  11. Kat says:

    Oh, Carlo. You naughty Italian. ;)

  12. lissette13 says:

    I love cudi i got a picture of where his wrapped in a towel an his kinda wet Oh that face

  13. IshYEAH. says:

    David looks SO cute :) .

  14. Brandy says:

    I haven't been there, but I oh so love that there is a community dedicated to this topic! I approve, I definitely approve! LMAO Cesc crying during sex, it is even funnier when you actually imagine it!!!

  15. Avenath says:

    Oh. My. Cudicini!!…i am so not gonna be sleeping tonight…sigh, sigh, sigh…but that Cesc statement is a riot…wouldn’t want to see it though…haha..

  16. Johnna says:

    Mmmmmmm Ruud.

  17. KatiePatie says:

    The Cesc comment is hilarious! Although I wouldn’t like to see that happen…I would like to give it a go if you know what I mean! wink

  18. mimi says:

    i vote david is the hottest among all!!!!

  19. diziet says:

    i'm trying, but i can't get past this whole cesc, sex and crying thing. i feel like i should sign the sex offenders' register just for having those three words in my mind at the same time!

  20. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Oh my God I just spent an hour reading that forum instead of doing my homework…. now I can't concentrate on anything! Not going to be sleeping tonight either….

  21. Sarah says:

    Cesc crys during sex? LOL that's made my day. The pics are brilliant but Gina's not going to be happy that Villa is up there. She already has a hard enough time keeping the SBAers away from him. :P He's still dirty hot though. ;)

  22. aristeia says:

    Nooooooooo! I cannot start delving into those forums! I will be lost forever and get fired. Rargh. I have to say that I am extremely appreciative of the Carlo and David shots. Yesssss.

  23. Becca says:

    Well done cesc bird :) cetainly made me giggle! This post is good, these pictures made me laugh, it should deffinatley be done more often!

  24. LynxKitten says:

    METZE! Thanks Kickette! Muaah! xox

  25. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    *wipes tear of joy from cheek* I am Sooo proud right now!

  26. Gina Villamelon says:

    Oh, I've already seen it girls and I am proud his sex face is deemed good enough to be up there! It's not my sex face of choice, but it will do!

  27. Venice says:

    Lol that thread is fantastic…my contribution was more NC-17 than PG-13 I'm afraid :-)

  28. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    jajajajajajajajajaja I will laugh until the end of times, thanks Steph for the idea, Kickette army for making it real and Master Kickette for this jajaja

  29. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK, own up who said they'd like Cesc to cry during sex???? I am seriously wetting myself over that comment. I don't often visit that post much, mainly because of all the Metze sex faces and he gives me the creeps.

  30. TammyV says:

    Brillaint…. So makes up for that Garth Barry pic

  31. Moongirl says:

    Yay my Ruud sex face pic finally gets the recognition it deserves!!!!! I quite like the wet Metze but this one is far superior in my opinion!!! I have to be honest sex with Cesc might make me cry actually :(

  32. Nic says:

    Some of you may have already seen it, but I just discovered now while I’m at work- quite a giggle I’m sure people are curious about. http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb1.jpg

  33. diziet says:

    grrrrr. i am traumatised today. i dreamt about cesc last night and i totally blame this thread.

  34. Callie says:

    *high fives steph* alright!!!!!!!!!!! Lucy, was that you with the crying Cesc comment?!

  35. Cesc's lil bird says:

    I said the crying Fabregas comment and then I went on to post some pictures of the newly developed “Crying Sex Face” of Cesc. I never knew you guys would like it that much. I’m flattered, I am.

  36. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    OK, own up who said they’d like Cesc to cry during sex???? I am seriously wetting myself over that comment. I don’t often visit that post much, mainly because of all the Metze sex faces and he gives me the creeps.

  37. TammyV says:

    Brillaint…. So makes up for that Garth Barry pic

  38. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    jajajajajajajajajaja I will laugh until the end of times, thanks Steph for the idea, Kickette army for making it real and Master Kickette for this jajaja

  39. Sarah says:

    Bwahahaha, I can’t remember who said the Cesc thing but it made me crack up in the thread too! And Gina’s gonna flip when she sees the Villa picture up here.

  40. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Amazing thread, though I’m shamed to say that I don’t post pictures as much as I do look at them. And the Cesc comment is seriously enough to make me cry from laughing so hard.