August 30th, 2010
Bank Holiday Baller Bylines: Patrice Evra & Dimitar Berbatov
Image: AP Photo via Daylife
Patrice Evra: And here we see Dimitar, modelling the latest in obtrusive base layers. You will note the stretchiness of the fabric is sufficient to hint at the abdominal muscles nestling on Dimitar’s tummy, but coverage is such that any further visual probing is both pointless and inordinately frustrating. We therefore recommend that such base layers be gathered into a huge pile and burned until they are dead.