May 26th, 2008
Bank Holiday Torsos: C-Ron
Kickettes, we’re taking the rest of the bank holiday off and we plan on spending the entire day horizontal and intoxicated. You?
Before we go, please enjoy this pic of Cristiano Ronaldo doing what he does better than anyone else: taking off his shirt. Be advised, if you stare at that rather ridunkulous dip in his torso for more than 30 seconds at a time, you may permanently affect your ability to walk upright or have a relationship with a normal mortal.
If you need more of a footie fix, please help yourself to the new community area where a bevvy of dedicated Kickettes are uploading sexy photos of their favourite players at an alarming rate, discussing upcoming games and hoping we sort out the various community bugs by the end of the century.
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I Bet His Saying In This Picture .. ‘ Look At Mine, Its Better Then Yours!’
Thats The Impression i Get Anyway
Not That Im Complaining
Ooo He Does Luk Yummy. Those Abs… *Wipes dribble off keyboard*
Although I hate him and think he’s one of the biggest t**ts in the world, and he doesn’t have the beset choice in ladies, he does have lovely abdominals.
Hey Girls if you want to know the speculation what players are leaving their clubs and who’s coming then check my blogs.
NO.. I CAN CONTROL THIS..// YES OF COURSE I CAN! hey! no.. here it comees.. noo I can´t stop it. I have to say it.. He´s hot.. (oh no)
His body is amazing
Oh nuuyyymmmm……*fans self* Already been done and dismissed with Dani, he’s staying.
Can’t stop starring at it…darnit, and I have a lot of work to do.
I don’t like to make judgements until I’ve seen them slip on the red shirt and move, Erin. Sometimes it can improve people, but some others should only be seen in photo form. I know I keep saying it, but bring on August! And, I’m working too Aoife, inbetween Kickette visits.
I am at work. (Sort of.)
Cristiano = spicey delicious. I can’t be mad at him even though he’s being a bit of a jerk-off lately.
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Happy Bank Holiday,,yum C-ron oh no *slaps self* Girls have you heard Chelsea are going to put in a 50 MILLION pound bid for nando x
NO.. I CAN CONTROL THIS..// YES OF COURSE I CAN! hey! no.. here it comees.. noo I can?t stop it. I have to say it.. He?s hot.. (oh no)
Oh nuuyyymmmm……*fans self* Already been done and dismissed with Dani, he’s staying.
I don’t like to make judgements until I’ve seen them slip on the red shirt and move, Erin. Sometimes it can improve people, but some others should only be seen in photo form. I know I keep saying it, but bring on August! And, I’m working too Aoife, inbetween Kickette visits.
Happy Bank Holiday,,yum C-ron oh no *slaps self* Girls have you heard Chelsea are going to put in a 50 MILLION pound bid for nando x
Bag the face and I’ll look at it all day so long as no one tells me it’s C-Ron.
Agh, I wish we had a bank holiday over here. : / Green shirt: Ew. Cristiano: Yummm.
Ugh is it a bank holiday everywhere in the world except here?! I’m in work!! =( Not even C Ron’s abs can cheer me up.
I still don’t understand the CRon love, so this is my last post on one of his threads.
That shirt is a horrid shade of green.
Happy Bank Holiday weekend! Well, it isn’t a long weekend here in Canada but it feels like one after seeing that photo of Cris!! CEL-E-BRATE!!! He’s just yummers! GO PORTUGAL
Here’s a link to a pic of Philip Degen. He’s ok…not stunning, not unattractive. If he can do a job at full back, that’s all I care about!
http://www.weltfussball.de/bilder/spieler/3643.jpg
Bank holiday was great.. and the picture is too cool. What a body man!! simply wow!!
He deserves to be crowned world player/footballer of the year based on how well he has played, how many goals he has scored and what he has won over the past 12 months.
Tea-bagging
Mmmm…absolutely yummy. But he looked weird in that shirt =S
Please C-Ron, don’t marry that biatch!
There’s just all kinds of goodness going on in that photo! Too bad he’s hooked up with the most ridiculous excuse for a female EVER!! Btw, chunky monkey’s got BRAND NEW nude photos out TODAY!!
CR must be sooo proud!
Why do I only see two comments posted here? Where have all of the comments gone? And why, oh why can’t I figure out the new Kickette?
Okay!
That made my day soooo much better!
Thanks kickette…I love you soo much!
Yea im back—sorry kickette been away 4 a while but im back and raring to go_x Hmm rather scrumptious but im soooo stil pu of by the fact that he has had plastic surgery (this news was in OK! magazine) Still yumy though! Snap out of it. Michael…hhhmmmmmmm…drifts into word of her own..x
*sighs* wat a beautiful man, well body at least , who am i kidding he is hot face included my goodness those abs make me wanna do things to him that i can’t even type, welllets jus say i’d gladly teabag him ( thats’ offsex and the city ladies
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wat a friggin sex bomb lol, that bulge in his trousers is gettin me all hot how can that person talkin to him even think straight
well i need 2 go take a col shower and imagine ronaldo in it with me, while tryin to make beautiful babies lol
*stares into the horizon*
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my man-mistress is lookin good. as usual. gosh i can’t wait for euro08 already!!!!!!! shite.
now this is why i come on kickette everyday!… but still c-ron cud never match my cesc!!..
lol! lose that girl, yes, some shades of green are more breathtaking than others…
OMG! That is just what i needed on a boring bank holiday monday!! Thank you Kickette….you saved my life! Although…any really hot photos of Torres wouldn’t go a miss!
Strange things going on in his shorts ! What is this big announcement he says he’s going to be making in 2 weeks time ? I He was quoted as saying it again in the papers this morning. Is he leaving, getting married, buying new jewellery, having intensive penalty-taking classes ? Anybody know ?!
ARGH. He is so damn hot! Why WHy WHY??? Ah well, better get back to revison. Seriously, does ANYONE know how to make revision less… icky? Because if I have to read through my notes one more time I might just explode. And it won’t be pretty…
Wowza!!! I’ll take the abs, the face and most definitely the buldge!!!!!
OMG he’s gorgeous!
Has anyone seen the new player Liverpool have got… Philip Degan. Not my type but maybe yours..
I agree with LTG about the shade of green being yucky. Perhaps it’s the material that makes the shirts look dirty, but whatever it is, it’s not nice. What IS nice, however, are those pelvic cuts. Oh my goodness, you could lost under those things. Wow… I kinda wanna lick hot fudge sauce outta them, and I’m not even a C-Ron fan. YUM!!! Hoo boy, I need a stiff drink and it’s not yet even 10:00 here…
I hate him for being so gorgeous. I think I need to accept the fact that I have a raging urge to.. do things to him =S But it has to be said, he does have the most amazing hips.. ever =)
WWWHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (DROOLING PROFUSELY) Thansk for posting on the main site as well kickette. Posted this pic on the community Cris thread last nite, don’t you think it’s just lovely! Oh glorious monday!!!!
Ola linguica!
jax, I think the announcement has to do with his future in the club. But I also read about his mother expecting an announcement of something big when the euro ended, that sounded more personal, but I don’t necessarily believe the rumour.
I enjoyed seeing everything from the neck down in that photo. That’s a great way to start a holiday. From the pics I’ve seen of Philip Degen I think he’s got potential. MXA, I agree with you that the red shirt could greatly enhance his appeal.
Ooo I saw this on the C Ron thread last night – lovely! I really want to get my hands on those hips, prod them at first and then just go for it. Hmmmm. Fortunately Kickette I don’t have to walk upright for a while, I’m going to be at my desk for some time now…
MOONIE!!! Have you seen cheska’s picture?? Your not alone
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1205285.ece Good thing that he has such gorgeous body because he certainly doesn’t have any brains if he is thinking about marrying this tramp. Where are the horny smiley’s?Can I insert them into new comments-and if not I protest!We need smiley’s,not just the old ones but a few new horny ones that can be added after viewing these kind of pictures.
Amazinggggg!!!
Yum. Yum. Yum. He may be a supremely maddening man with horrendous taste in women, but you can’t deny he’s got a pretty face and an absolutely kick ass body on him.
jax, I think the announcement has to do with his future in the club. But I also read about his mother expecting an announcement of something big when the euro ended, that sounded more personal, but I don’t necessarily believe the rumour.
I enjoyed seeing everything from the neck down in that photo. That’s a great way to start a holiday. From the pics I’ve seen of Philip Degen I think he’s got potential. MXA, I agree with you that the red shirt could greatly enhance his appeal.
Ooo I saw this on the C Ron thread last night – lovely! I really want to get my hands on those hips, prod them at first and then just go for it. Hmmmm. Fortunately Kickette I don’t have to walk upright for a while, I’m going to be at my desk for some time now…
MOONIE!!! Have you seen cheska’s picture?? Your not alone
Ah, that makes me feel better that some of you ladies are also in work. I thought I was missing out on Global Skive Off day or something. =) I love those hip cut things on C Ron. Yum.
Ugh. That pic would be pretty ace if it was only his shoulders down. Theres just something weird and slimy about his face..
I read about that Chelsea-Torres bid, Dani. Never going to happen. Roman, piss off! As for Ronaldo…it’s just too bad that body couldn’t be attached to a different person.