March 7th, 2012
Bastian Schweinsteiger: Comfy Clothes Conflict
Bastian Schweinsteiger looked ready to do battle following his return to light training with Bayern Munich five days ago.
Pause and recall with us, Kickettes, how Schweini tore ankle ligaments in the German Cup quarter-final win at Stuttgart on 8 February, which was only his fourth game back after breaking his collarbone last November. It sucks when any of the ‘ballers near and dear to our hearts are crocked on the sidelines (paging Aaron Ramsey) because it makes our jobs a lot less exciting.
Naturally then, we were tickled pink about Sarah Brandner’s man getting back into the swing of things last Thursday. Our elation, however, ended at the bottom half of his post-workout look.
Bastian, hon, you are not the Prince of Persia. You have no right to wear harem style anything – let alone sweats – in public. You did okay with the top part, and for your efforts, we’ll allow it to stay. For now. Or until you get back onto the pitch. Then it all must go, layer by layer, ’till there’s nothing left.
Can we get a co-signer* on this critical piece of advice?