April 6th, 2011
Bayern Munich: No Risk, No Reward?
Image taken 2nd April, 2011.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, so we hear they say.
More often than not, as you can probably attest, we prefer taking the easier way out. We do wonder, though, if in a year from now, we’ll find ourselves agonising over all the times this site fell short of your skin expectations. ‘Don’t carpe diem on the carpet’ is our HQ’s mantra, used to weigh up which gossip, news and pectoral muscles merit your time and attention. People, places or things such as Franck Ribéry’s mere existence normally provides ample reason to skip the story sharing, but to hell with him today.
It’s obvious Ribéry isn’t high on our list of footballers who are worthy of appearing alongside well-oiled men like Mario Gomez and Luiz Gustavo. Just this once, however, are we willing to throw off the fugly bowlines in a 4-for-2 tents and torsos special.
Your vision may be blurred due to our irrational choices, but with the body part odds heavily in our favour, we couldn’t resist the temptation. Now that you’ve had the pleasure of observing Gomez and Gustavo’s lower halves have a good time with one another, would you agree or argue our point that Ribéry’s photobombing tendencies was worth the risk?
Lol i know me too. but his bod WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Who gave ugly old NOT superfly ribery the right to wear superfly boots?
Ugh. I think I might barf looking at him.
Well at least marios there to save the day. Yay!
Who gave ugly old NOT superfly bribery the right to wear superfly boot?
Ugh and least marries there to save the day. Yuuuum.
Who cares? As long as Mario is in the picture I am more than satisfied
WHY? RAMOS AND CRIS DONT TAKE THEIR SHIRT OFF, but RIBERY MANAGE TOO and there is pictures too :'(. Every game I am rooting for some apps and they end up exchanging shirts in TUNNEL, WHYYY WHYYY! *nervous breakdown* lol
So sorry to be the bareer of bad news, but shouldn't Ribery be in jail for having sex with an under age prostitute?
M. Gomez is so hot I barely even noticed the fugly frenchie.
oh hot damn! i dont care if this is tmi but i need to change my under apparel because of this picture! lol.
Mario One word:STUNNING
Mario Gomez, wow Wow WOW.
And fret not, Kickette. It's nothing a little cropping cannot fix, right?
*pushes ribery outta da pic*
Two words: 1. Photoshop; 2. Crop.
win!
Mario Gomez = perfection.
mamma mia mario gomezzz!
ribery, he thinks ugly thoughts, so he becomes ugly, no offense
ah, thank you
I think Mario Gomez should be the hot list wawa weeee wa
I do too!
Kickette: do something about it.
Oooh so sexy, but then you see Ribery…….
but he's out of focus. softens the shock/horror/fear factor
All you gotta do is put your hand over the far left side of the picture. Problem solved!
Mario.. I know your happy to see me but this is becoming a recuring thing. I dont mind though, just a shame that the shorts get in the way all the time!
helloooooooo short tent! ah, what a lovely wednesday morning …