October 15th, 2010

B’Day: Mesut Ozil Turns Twenty-Two

Mesut Ozil. We could just fold him up and pop him our pocket, couldn’t you? (Getty Images/Daylife)

It’s been a hell of a year for Mesut Ozil. A debut World Cup appearance in which he terrorised defences and humiliated England (a pastime that seems to be catching on, we note.) A big money signing for Real Madrid. Pouch-gate. Clown-shoes gate. And now, as our Mesut celebrates his twenty-second birthday, we can only worry imagine what kind of scandalous and exciting gates the next twelve months will bring.

Best wishes, Mesult. May all of your outfits be sensible. And definitely not green.

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63 Responses to “B’Day: Mesut Ozil Turns Twenty-Two”

  1. abdul raziq says:

    dear ozil.
    my name is abdul raziq for afghaistan.
    i love your fodball.
    i like your .

  2. blerim says:

    hapy birthday

  3. SHARIQÜE says:

    Is there a better way 2 say that Mesut Özil is better than the best…
    gud luck Mesut, become the best of all Madridistas!

  4. cheekygirl says:

    He's gorgeoussssssssssssssss! luv…luv…luv him =)

  5. Jen says:

    When I first saw him I was entranced!! I think he is adorable, and so different with his cute little bug eyes, from the boy I usually drool over–Nando!!! Happy Birthday Mesut!

  6. GermanyNT<3 says:

    Happy Belated B-day Mesut!


  7. florence says:

    Doğum günün kutlu olsun Mesut (In Turkish) : )

    You're going to be a big big player and know that Turkey loves you even you scored a goal to us. But we don't matter, just keep it that way.. Make us proud with German NT & Real Madrid.

    Nice nice mutlu yıllara, herşey dilediğin gibi olsun (Also in Turkish best wishes) : )

  8. Denisea says:

    He is very ugly. I can't believe no one has commented how unattractive he is. If he wasn't a rich footballer he would still be a virgin.

  9. footieflu says:

    Happy Birthday Ozerlicious!

  10. realmadrid says:

    Damn he’s not that attractive…. But the way he plays makes him look hot.

  11. emma says:

    i just hope he gets a hatrick against malaga as his belated birthday present(from me ;) i’ll be praying hard the whole time.

  12. emma says:

    i agree with wag2be. he looks so good when he is smiling. and ofcourse when he recites the qur’an. love his concentration at the time<3 he inspires me completely!!!

  13. gin_in_teacups says:

    A day late but anyway – Happy Birthday Mesut! I can't say it in German so have a Feliz Cumpleanos instead! Love you, pouch and all!

  14. Pam says:

    Yo he's scary. Honestly he gives me the creeps. Creepy eyes and face :S

  15. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Well i just posted a comment where i congratulated you on your birthday, Mesut (one day to late, i know)! That comment got blocked for some reason. (I didn´t even relate any of the fantasies that you and those clownshoes has inspired)

    Just want to say that even a Barca girl can appreciate your ease and grace on the pitch. I wish you a long and prosperous career! (Hopefully at another club than you current. Sorry, i feel obliged to say that :) )

  16. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Happy belated birthday Mesut! You are one of the newcomers that will be very fun to follow! And this is from a Barca girl. (ps. if you change club it will be even more fun to watch you. Just saying) (ps again. I find you strangely attractive. Even with a pouch and clownshoes.)

  17. BarceLisa says:

    happy birthday Mesut! I reckon if he dyes his hair red he would look like Emma from Glee's twin brother.

  18. Rusty (Mrs Fritz) says:

    Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Mesut! (Or if you prefer, Herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum Geburstag, Mesut!) I'd type it in Spanish, but I'm too lazy to type one specific character properly, which would look really disgusting if typed wrong, and I have no idea how to say "Happy Birthday" in Turkish. Also, Happy Birthday, Mesut!

    I still have Bremen Vier's paperOezil, so I took it to a Starbucks and took a birthday picture of it in front of a giant cupcake.

  19. WAG2BE says:

    Does anyone else think kickette picked a realllly bad picture D=!! HE ISNT THAT UGLY GUYS, just google him he actually looks cute when he's smiling and looking happy (instead of scared and tired)

    • canederli says:

      Yeah, I have to agree – not the most flattering picture. He looks hottest when he is either A. looking stern or B. smiling.

    • Natasha says:

      I was going to say the same thing lol I think he's cute :) (maybe because he's german,but that's ok hahaha)

  20. Emme says:

    Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Mesut!

    I thought that green was the official color of Real Madrid ballers. Have we already forgotten Guti and Sergio's green fashion statements? :)

  21. @mezz98 says:

    Darling Mesut just gets more darling by the day. Love him and love the fact that his bday is a week after man.

    Happy Birthday, Baby Mesut!

  22. Zhenya says:

    Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! Love watching him play!

  23. Says_Who says:

    Get out of here! He looks much younger than twenty two! Well happy birthday to you Mesut!

  24. rachel says:

    happy 22second kick some ass against malaga tomorrow

  25. @orionstorm says:

    Happy birthday to Mesut!! <3 I don't know why, but I do find him attractive, more so when you see his personality… and not just from staring at a super zoomed-in photo. LOL

    I do prefer the shorter hair on him, like in this photo: http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r166/orionstor…
    He's a cutie. :)

  26. senora ramos says:

    happy birthday mesut!!! hope it's a great one and you score against malaga tomorrow as a present to yourself!! good luck!

    • canederli says:

      I hope he scores too – that would be awesome. He's such a sweetie – happy birthday, Mesut! Have a wonderful year with many happy times (and less clown shoes).

  27. Zinny says:

    I can't believe he's only 22! Seeing him on the pitch, you forget that because he plays with such maturity!
    Anyways, best wishes to Mesut; he's a great kid =)

  28. Sosi, Madrid says:

    Happy Birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to Masoodi ( Mesut), may this year will be full of trophies and accoplishment for you. aww he is older than me, I like, I thought I am old lol.

  29. aps says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESUT! Hopefully you dump that old woman of yours as a birthday gift.

    • Simone says:

      agreed i thought i was the only one who saw that

    • PP Longstocking says:

      Oh come on she's not old but my god she's had more work done than Joan Rivers. Have you seen her? She looks like a wax figure, it's creepy as hell. And that makes him hard. Go figure. Although that seems to be the case with lots of 'ballers. Just look at Cesc Fabregas' girl (though she doesn't seem fake).

    • Louise says:

      I thought they already broke up, or am I going mad?
      She does look old though. Does anyone know how old she is?
      Some footballers seem to like these women who look like they could be their mothers. It worries me.

      • gin_in_teacups says:

        I also remember reading that they'd broken up.

        Haha, you know what? I hope some of them continue liking the older ladies. Means I still have another 10-15 years to snag one! Still don't like Mesut's lady (or ex-lady) though.

        • Louise says:

          Hah, good point ;)

        • PP Longstocking says:

          They broke up? Where did you read this? And yeah, she's only 28 but looks like she's lived a hard life. You know, like a recovering heroin addict kind of hard life. Haha, we're so mean!

      • Lori says:

        I believe she is 28

    • semutkayang says:

      ahahah that would be my wish too!
      he definitely deserves someone better.

    • Hehe says:

      Mesut does not celebrate birthdays because he is a Muslim……And to think of it…he shouldn't have girlfriends either…oh well

      • fashionista says:

        yeah he is but she converted to islam (for him probably)….so its probably something serious?!?!?!

      • Zinny says:

        Mesut doesn't celebrate birthdays because he's muslim? That's a new one.
        Every muslim I've ever know celebrates their birthday and has parties. Hm.

      • Jjj says:

        maybe he doesn't practice?

    • sala sala salamander says:

      old lady? Wow… you speak like someone's who's extremely young, possibly a teenager but I AM with you on this: He SHOULD dump her! I keep hearing they did break up.

  30. SoccerLoverrrr says:

    Awww! Happy Birthday Ozil! =)

  31. Leya_S says:

    Happy birthday Mesut!

    Ahh, yes, more baby ballers making me feel unaccomplished in life. I'm happy for him, though, he's having a pretty fab year and I'm sure we'll see even more great things from him in the future!!

    • lovealwaysyours says:

      I was just mulling over the same thing! He's so young to have accomplished so much!

  32. Alles gute, Mesut ! ^^

  33. Nen says:

    Feliz Cumpleanos Mesut, que Dios esté con ustedes.

  34. Taskeen says:

    Truly adorable, pouch- gate and even clown-shoes gate (i'm still convinced the stylist bullied him into that LOL situation) just add to it:)

  35. HiL says:

    Happy birthday Mesut! my best wishes :)

  36. Simone says:

    I don't know what it is but I think he is hot. There is just something about his eyes that attract me am I weird.

  37. blitzenTO says:

    His personality can hardly be described as "sparkling"! He is more quiet and serious from what I gather, which is one reason I like him (even if he does play for Real Madrid, the poor thing).

    Personally I think he is rather nice-looking in a different sort of way. But then I like them small and dark. ;)

    • Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

      I think he is definitely attractive. In a weird sort of way he looks sweet. And i love the way he moves on the pitch.

  38. Missy Manchester says:

    I'm sorry…but I fail to see any off-the-pitch appeal of Mesut Ozil. Hopefully he has a sparkly personality…because right now..only his talent puts him on my radar.