June 18th, 2012
Beck Talk: Mustaches & Movies
Whilst Romeo, Brooklyn and Cruz form some kind of open-mouthed, consonant-loving supergroup, we’d like to take a minute out of your day to talk about David Beckham’s mustache.
He’s been growing his five, six and seven o’clock shadows out for awhile, but this handlebar nonsense is a bigger letdown than waiting months for your favourite singer’s new download and then discovering they’ve released an album of Crazy Frog Christmas remixes. It’s just like a big ole build up with promises of glory and fireworks and instead of the huge levels of potential and satisfaction anticipated, it just peters out and fades… and dies.
Trufax: David’s Captain Hook look is plain heinous.
Speaking of plain, embarrassing (and awkward), we took a trip down Victoria Beckham’s hair from ’94 memory lane after learning of whispers about a Spice Girls documentary that’s supposedly in the works. It was a quick trip, one that involved us skipping at a sale-at-Harrods pace. But at the same time, it’s one not to be missed, Kickettes.
Pornstache alert! Victoria cannot possibly allow him to show up at the Olympics looking that way. By the way, I never noticed it until now but their 2 younger boys REALLY look like her.
oh my .. is beck losing the look!?
Worst look to date!! Maybe he's joined a club that celebrates life from a 100 years ago or something.
My guess is that is the moment that Dad had that looked like a goal but was somehow waved off… not even sure why
She should smile more often she actually has a beautiful smile what a shame she seems to prefer her pout.