June 18th, 2012
Beck Talk: Mustaches & Movies
Whilst Romeo, Brooklyn and Cruz form some kind of open-mouthed, consonant-loving supergroup, we’d like to take a minute out of your day to talk about David Beckham’s mustache.
He’s been growing his five, six and seven o’clock shadows out for awhile, but this handlebar nonsense is a bigger letdown than waiting months for your favourite singer’s new download and then discovering they’ve released an album of Crazy Frog Christmas remixes. It’s just like a big ole build up with promises of glory and fireworks and instead of the huge levels of potential and satisfaction anticipated, it just peters out and fades… and dies.
Trufax: David’s Captain Hook look is plain heinous.
Speaking of plain, embarrassing (and awkward), we took a trip down Victoria Beckham’s hair from ’94 memory lane after learning of whispers about a Spice Girls documentary that’s supposedly in the works. It was a quick trip, one that involved us skipping at a sale-at-Harrods pace. But at the same time, it’s one not to be missed, Kickettes.