February 29th, 2008

Beck Talk: Becktastic Prophylactics

Beckham Long Love “Bedroom Eye” Condoms, now with less lead and toxins!

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We give it four to five more seconds before some serious lead-filled lawsuits start to fly from the Posh & Becks legal team.

Link: Beckham’s Chinese Condoms Are Number One

cheers P!

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20 Responses to “Beck Talk: Becktastic Prophylactics”

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  2. Sarah x says:

    Lmao Laurie

  3. Laurie says:

    One of my readers who is of Chinese descent tells me that the large characters on the top say, “Extraordinary and long-lasting,“ and the characters on the bottom left say, “Prevents early ejaculation.“

    Just thought you’d like to know.  grin

  4. Rebecca says:

    Lmao!
    Kickette, I LOVE YOU smile

  5. Sarah x says:

    Looking At That Picture Of Becks,
    Im Thinking, His Head Is The Dick And The Hat Is The Condom, Thats Why They Used That Picture, It Makes Sense Now

  6. Does he look that way because he is on the Victoria Beckham diet?

  7. Gigi says:

    Click on the link, so that you too can rest assured that DB has not lost any of his smashingly good looks.

  8. trainee wag says:

    tell me thats photoshop

  9. cassie says:

    LOL, that is really funny.  i love that they are called ‘bedroom eye’ and he looks all jacked up in the photo.  i bet those things are flying off the shelves….

  10. tammyv says:

    From the pic, it is clear they are laced with GHB so you too can get Becks into bed

  11. The Fourth Official says:

    ohh  I’m thinking that the hat on the head is supposed to be sending a subliminal message to the consumer.

  12. Cherry says:

    OMFG. Poor Becks. That’s a terrible photo of him. They could have at least used a good one. Very funny though.

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Can someone explain this to me please?!!

  14. RedGirl says:

    ROFL… God! How the **** are they going to sell one damn condom if they used that terrible pic?!

    They could choose from lots of good shots and they go with this one? My guess is that some publicist is being lynched right now rolleyes

  15. Rusty says:

    Is he actually alive in that picture?

    *runs off to get coffee*

  16. Elise says:

    Kickette, you deserve some kind of special award just for the title of this post!  I’m going to be laughing about this for days.

  17. brandy says:

    It had to be the pic with the awful tea cozy too lol!

  18. c9 says:

    LOL  LOL
    TFO, crack me up, I didn’t think of that until you mentioned it.

    Of course I’m like everyone else right now, wondering how true this is and how utterly ridiculous at the same time!

  19. Bella says:

    Wasn’t that a flashbulb reaction at the end of their night of partying with Puffy in London last year? I recall kickette getting all warm and fuzzy about the happy couple getting plastered together, but believe she called the drink-off in favor of Mr Combs.

    I guess if either of the Beckhams leaves a public building in the middle of the night not prepared for the flash of lights that’s true evidence of them being knackered beyond the ability to function. Which means I certainly wouldn’t use THAT particular shot to advertise Long Love, or even Can He Make it to the Bed.

    Don’t even say it, I know that just helping the poor boy up the stairs should be enough…

  20. rania says:

    **now with less lead and toxins**

    lmao.