April 23rd, 2008

Beck Talk: Four, Five Months Max

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Oh, how we love us some Beckhams.  Even when David’s facial hair is resembling an angry yeti/shag carpet mix or Victoria hurts our brains by wearing leather leggings, we are first in line to buy a front row ticket to the all-paparazzi-all-the-time Beckham show. 

The true nature of the Beckham’s evolving relationship over the years is a frequent topic of discussion at Kickette HQ, so we got in back in touch with our favourite celebrity astrologer, Paul Watson, to ask him for an exclusive take on just how well suited David and Victoria Beckham actually are together.

Are they the perfect mix of sport and style? A delectable blend of sugar and spice, soul mates forever in fashion with an unbreakable bond of true, undying love? Well, not as such, no.

David is a Taurian Wood Hare (“generous, good natured and kind”);  Posh falls under the sign of an Aries Wood Tiger, (“sociable, likes to spend money, hard as nails”). Anyone else see where this may be heading?

Watson’s quote of the day:  “If this couple had no money, they would have lasted four, five month’s max.“  Click here to see the video analysis.

imageIn other Becks news, remember this classy lady? Rebecca Loos was out at the London premiere of What Happens In Vegas, and story has it that she is set to air more dirty laundry about her ‘experiences’ with David Beckham on national television. 

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21 Responses to “Beck Talk: Four, Five Months Max”

  1. brandy says:

    Wow boobs! Does anyone find that aesthetically pleasing? She’s had them like that in a few dresses and it doesn’t look hot, looks just wierd! Still love me some Posh though, despite it all!

    Please shave! Pretty please!

    And Rebecca – go away. David is over you, and so are we!

  2. Emily says:

    Okay, I definitely agree that Becks’s facial hair, Victoria’s headband and ginormous boobs are distressing, but I choose to concentrate on the dress: BEAU-TI-FUL!!!!  I think it’s stunning, and if her boobs didn’t look like water balloons, I’d say she looks tasteful and classy.

    As for all of this mumbo-jumbo about what their relationship is based on, who the heck cares?  They’re together.  They’ve been together for a long time now.  Deal with it.  If you (I mean the universal “you”, not any specific poster here) don’t like their relationship, don’t pay attention to it!  And Rebecca Loos is just sad.  She doesn’t make herself come off as sympathetic to the media, so she really just needs to sod off ‘cause no one really cares what she has to say.

  3. LucyLu says:

    I keep scrolling past this picture trying to ignore them but I can’t any longer – what the hell is going on with her boobs?!

  4. Jacey says:

    Becks and Posh may not be forever, but those boobs certainly are. There’s some awesome engineering going on in that dress what with the cantilevering.

  5. Kiki says:

    LOVE the Beckhams. Love Victoria no matter what people say about her…Man this woman has gone tru a lot of things! She’s strong ladies!

    They have a lovely family and it seems to me that David and Victoria are good parents…their kids are so well behaved!

    Rebecca Loos??? WTF is she doing on EARTH yet??
    Hate people on wants to make money from other people images…
    I don’t know why but she kinda reminds me of Heather Mills…

  6. Ella says:

    Why does Loos have to be so disgusting? Like, seriously, if you’re slutty enough to sleep with someone else’s husband: shut the #### up about it. It’s an awful thing to do.

  7. DiorHeels says:

    Aw, don’t we all love our favourite slut?!

    Posh and Becks look happy as ever.

  8. Johnna says:

    More analysis from a lonely person with no life. They are happy together, which is more than that person can probably say about anything he has going in his life.

    And Loos, go the hell away. You need more money for another surgery, is that it?

  9. FootballerChick43 says:

    I love the Beckhams. No joke – I’m a fan of the whole family. This really made me sad. No joke.. I mean, hearing anyone say that any relationship is based around money is terribly mean and hateful. Would you like them to say that about yours?

    On a side note, I like Becks facial hair. I like a little gruffy in the lumberjack sense <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Loos needs to go flush herself down one.

  10. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    errr that should be *sigh* confused

  11. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    *sugh* But they do have money, and so are happy together. Leave them alone ffs!!

    Loos?? She still around? Go back to what you do best, and whore yourself out Rebecca!!!

    And anyone got Becks address? I’m gonna send him a razor!!!!!

  12. Aoife says:

    Posh – your head area looks like you just came from aerobics. Please lose the headband.

    In other news, Loos, please go away now.

  13. lose that girl says:

    Check out David’s face around the eye area—he looks WEIRD! Blech.

    Boring, boring, yawn!!!

  14. Erin says:

    The boobs.  THE BOOBS!  WTF??

  15. Gigi Neville says:

    Stretching arms up in the air, and yaaaawwwwnnniinnngg.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

  16. Ella says:

    That’s not a very nice thing to say. I like the Beckhams – they make the rest of us appear so… eh, sane.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  17. To quote Evil Willow, “Bored now.“

  18. I love the Beckhams to! And Vickys book, it fits soooo well in my collection of chick lit… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  19. Anamarija says:

    Gosh they look so fake!!!
    Which normal couple holds hands like this?
    It’s so unnatural…

    And yes…this dress…those boobs…speechless

  20. Alessandra Morris says:

    Hola! muchas gracias eh!!! por el apoyo , que chevere!! gracias! un abrazo ale

  21. Alessandra Morris says:

    Hola! muchas gracias eh!!! por el apoyo , que chevere!! gracias! un abrazo ale