April 17th, 2008

Beck Talk: Happy Birthday Posh

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Happy birthday to Victoria Beckham, who turns thirty-four today.

We’re awaiting the ‘leaked’ press information about the romantic/insanely expensive gifts she is showered with from her hubby.  We’re placing bets on her receiving at least one baby yeti-fur handbag stuffed with money.

Last night she was spotted out to dinner at Beso in Hollywood with her pals Kate Beckinsale (who was also papped wearing a pair of DVB jeans yesterday afternoon) and Eva Longoria. David drove while the girls giggled in the back seat.

Side note from above link: WTF is happening with David’s facial hair? We are scurred, ya’ll.

In other news, the Kitson/DVB war of bad PR continues in a spiral of press we can’t quite believe to be true, but who knows.

UPDATE: Is a story about to break about those rumours that have been kept very hush about Becks and a celeb hook up? Timing would be terrible, no? Let’s wait for the Beckham legal team to swoop in and destroy?  More after the jump.

Here’s the blind item and rumour the gossips have been talking about…

Via Gawker: “Which perfect husband was sleeping with a 19-year-old while his celebrity wife was pregnant with their third child?“

BTW, If we suddenly disappear and the site becomes a holding page for DVB sunglasses, you’ll know who got us.

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35 Responses to “Beck Talk: Happy Birthday Posh”

  1. brandy says:

    That picture with Becks and the cheerleader is hilarious! No judgement, everyone looks, it’s part of our nature, even girls!

    Love me some Posh! Happy Birthday!

    I wonder which actress it was… we’ll have to go into the archives and find out the year she was preggers with the last one and see who was 19ish then… Nancy Drew and friend, where are you?!

  2. les says:

    34,heads up, it means going under the knief soon, forhead posh.

  3. I really don’t think I can take it much longer, it’s 4pm over here, the day is almost over and I still havn’t had my fix!!
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  4. DiorHeels says:

    Aw, happy belated birthday Posh! smile I luv you you know. You inspired my hair, my heels, and my little ‘Gucci’ dress that’s not made by Gucci but by someone else. Ah, well. It’s the thought that counts. :D *drinks pink champagne in honour of her fashion idol*

  5. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Also if he had cheated with a 19 year old, does that mean theres hope for me?? I believe they are happy and wouldn’t want them to split, BUT if Becks is willing to get jiggy with a 19 year old, then why can’t she be ME???!!

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Meh! I won’t believe it till he says it or till I see photographic proof. Just leave them alone will ya?!!!!! FFS, why can’t people except they are happy? Everyone has to be a cheat now days.

  7. Rusty says:

    Happy Birthday Ms. Posh!

    And I wouldn’t be surprised if Becks had slept with a 19-year-old.

  8. Aoife says:

    Oh, the update! No!! Why must people keep tryna bring Becks down? He can’t be cheating on Posh. He’s too nice! :(

  9. FootballerChick43 says:

    Happy Birthday Posh!! Love the hair – don’t change it or I’ll have to change mine again.

    Oh, thats very sad indeed. :( Poor Vics. Goldenballs can’t keep them in his pouch, I’m afraid

  10. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Aoife says:

    Over dramatic? Never! TTO is a beacon of light during the dark and dank week. We must have it now, we need it now! I can’t take anymore of seeing Posh at the top of the page.  shock

  12. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    This is one case where chocolate is no subsitute!!

    Desperation is sinking in, my eyes are briming with tears, I may have to google the word ‘thighs’!!!

    My security code is; help39 – please someone help me survive this lack of action :o (

    (Do you think we are a bit over dramtic sometimes??)

  13. Gigi Neville says:

    By the by, did we ever get answers to the pressing questions from yesterday about the sleazy ballers, and their sleazy backseat antics?

  14. Aoife says:

    Aww lads…my F5 key is gonna be knackered by the time the thighs appear. I keep pressing it – dying to see who it is!

    I had to resort to chocolate to tide me over but IT DIDN’T WORK! :(

  15. Vlada says:

    Good ol’ Posh, I’m sure she’ll have a ridiculously fab b-day.

  16. The Fourth Official says:

    I gotta go to a meeting – back in a few hours.  Hopefully, we’ll have thighs by then.  :-(

  17. lose that girl says:

    Please….end the thigh famine!

    All this stifled hormone action is going to cause the planet to tip off its axis!

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I really don’t think I can take it much longer, it’s 4pm over here, the day is almost over and I still havn’t had my fix!!

    I’m going to start a riot soon!!!

    picks up champers glass and takes off stilletto ready to throw

  19. lose that girl says:

    Are we being punished for something?

    pounds fists on table We need THIGHS!

  20. Aoife says:

    I’m nearing desperation here Kickette, ou sont les….thighs?!!?

  21. Meriam says:

    She’s 34?! I thought she was older…

    And yes, I also want naked Becks every night, but I wouldn’t say no to naked Backs either <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Are Kickette going to give us ANY thighs today? They’ve very quickly become a necessity.

    (security word—> lost36. I am lost without my weekly fix of thighs)

  22. LucyLu says:

    Come on Kickette, make with the thighs!

  23. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh I know Fourth, I am so close to going out onto the street and tearing the trousers off the first man I see!

    GIVE US THIGHS GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

  24. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> *Gaffaw at ltg* <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    Here are a few more Posh snaps from her kiddy days. Bring on the hair straightners is all I say.

    <a href="http://www.heatworld.com/Article/5229/Victoria+Beckham/Guess+which+birthday+girl+this+is

  25. The Fourth Official says:

    If I don’t see thighs pretty soon, I’ll do something desperate.  I’m not sure what, but it will be ugly. 

    Kickette is teasing us today.

  26. lose that girl says:

    Wow, pictures of Posh when she kinda looked normal are still circulating? Nice work, Kickette.

    That Kitson guy is from Canada. His first shop, Ice was part of the Four Seasons complex here in Yorkville. He noticed that all the celebs liked to shop in his store here and promptly closed his doors and moved to Cali. Nice to see that he didn’t take too long to cop a typical Beverly Hills ‘tude.

    Looks like Posh has found herself a new Becksindale.

  27. Aoife says:

    Well, I don’t think I’d like the whole people hating me thing, but I could live with the bank balance and hot husband and houses in LA, England and elsewhere!

    I’d never stop smiling if I was here!

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  28. The Fourth Official says:

    “naked Backs”.

    Freudian slip, Mrs. X. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  29. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    *Becks not Backs. Duh!! confused Still not with it today!!

  30. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    You want VB’s life? I couldn’t handle it. Do you know how fattening vodka is? And I sure as hell wont be giving that up. She also has THREE young boys, hell no! I can barely walk in heels let alone live in them. And I have nice teeth I like to show off with that crazy thing called a smile. However maybe the handbags and a naked Backs each night would make up for it. Oh and most Kickettes hate her, I wouldn’t want to be on the wrong side of them.

    Anyway, Happy Birthday Posh! Have a good one <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    And I’m still recovering from the shock of David’s face fuzz *shudder*

  31. The Fourth Official says:

    Great research, Kickette.  It must be exhausting being you! I could never keep up with all the pseudo-celebrity-watching sites online.  I thought Tom Cruise’s wife, the other whatshername, was Victoria’s BFF?  I can’t keep up. 

    David facial hair is not a good thing.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/angry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="angry" style="border:0;" />

  32. Aoife says:

    Is it really Becks driving them around? He’s cleverly hid his face from the paps by A)turning away but still showing some awful scruff on his face and B) hiding behind the mirror in the car.

    I think he realised how much he needed to shave and didn’t want anyone to see the full effect!

    Vicky B so has the life I want. *sigh*

  33. LoveLamps says:

    Happy Birthday to one of my heroes!  Darling, you don’t look a day over 21 and that’s not just the liquor talking!  Love you much!

  34. Genevieve says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSH!!!!!!

    No matter what the haters say, you are still the Queen and my ambition in life is to have a family as ridiculously good-looking as yours

    But please, for your birthday, can you ask David to have a shave??

  35. Moongirl says:

    Happy birthday Mrs B! loved the colour of the dress/top thing shes got on in the Kitson newspaper article!

    Very disoppointed though -  when i saw the Kitson headline i thought it was gonna be the ginger cutie from Reading!

    Just saw the pics of Becks oggling the cheerleader in todays papers and i have to confess he looked pretty hot – i hate it when he grows his hair but the shaved head/ tattoo thing really floats my boat <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />