July 13th, 2007
Beck Talk: Look out LA
The Beckhams arrived in Los Angeles for their American takeover bid last night. The scenes at LAX were crazier than a sale at Cricket, and one dumb-ass airport spokesperson (who surely has been fired by this point), said: “This is the biggest media operation since 9/11.“
See the well-honed media pandemonium of the Beckham’s arriving here. That said, a whole heap of people in America have absolutely no clue who either of them are, so we’ll watch with champagne-baited breath to see how this all goes. Looking for their bubbas? The kids left LAX separately in a car with their grandparents.
The Beckhams’ cars were also delivered to LA – David’s got a custom Escalade and Victoria’s is the black Bentley GT with “VB” embossed on the seat backs and alloy wheels. North American viewers, don’t forget to check out Victoria on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno tonight at 11.30 EST.
In other news, David Beckham is on the cover of this week’s Cuore magazine sporting a rather large bulge of manliness in his briefs.
Not that we’re experts on bulges or anything, but…oucha magoucha.