April 17th, 2007

Beck Talk: Naked David

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David Beckham in the nude.  Photoshopped or not? 

That is the question filling up our inbox from our loyal Beck-watchers.

One would tend to believe some photoshop monkeys have been at work with this image of David and his nakedess… repeat… there is some nakedness…

Under extremely close scrutiny, we can see few marks of editing done on these images, currently flying around the internet faster than you can say torso-man-muscles.

But here’s where our “bitch please“ detectors come into play:  when Rebecca Loos went public with the story of her (alleged) affair with David, she said she could prove that they had a sexual relationship by a particular, unique situation going on with David’s privates.  Some said she was referring to his preference for using a razor on the nethers.  We think it was something else.  And if you look at the photo, you’ll see the man parts in question wouldn’t match up with the claim made.  Know what we mean?  Not to mention we doubt David would do such a shoot without a little grooming, no?

Make your own mind up – check out the photos at OMGblog, and in the meantime, we’ll continue our in-depth investigation. 

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8 Responses to “Beck Talk: Naked David”

  1. marire penis says:

    Woah, I missed something, busy body got banned? Someone fill me in, please. Was that the one at VA Tech who got banned, one and the same?

  2. nessa says:

    oh forget it. now i am RUINED FOR ALL OTHER MEN.

  3. sonny says:

    i like david beckhame him fucking cool man

  4. uneditedmara says:

    I call shenanigans.
    PS powers are at work.
    *sigh*
    Will the real David Beckham please stand up?

  5. TammyV says:

    Total Photoshop, There is a rumor that the penis thing is a prince albert bar

  6. Cate says:

    Total photoshop. If he had actually posed for this there would have been a ton of press attention and quite a few “I’m doing it for the children” statements.

    And Disney would have never let him be Prince Charming. Guaran-fucking-teed.

  7. Anna says:

    I think it’s totall photoshop

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