July 8th, 2008

Beck Talk: Nine Years

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image courtesy of ZUMA/KEYSTONE Press

Here’s Victoria Beckham at David’s LA Galaxy game over the weekend.  Isn’t she looking relaxed, easy-breezy and buckets of fun?

We applaud the ice-queen status of head WAG that Victoria has achieved, we truly do.  But we have to ask our readers – in particular those of the male persuasion – whether Mrs. Beckham qualifies as sexy?  Haute-fashion diva, yes.  Hot-feral-booty-wild-woman, perhaps not. 

Forgive us for even heading back into the Beckham-love-life angle of convo.  The couple have just celebrated their 9th wedding anniversary, and we’ve been distracted by a foreign Rebecca Loos video that has surfaced, with her giving an interview about her affair with Sir Becks. (Again) (Btw, if you click to watch, the questions are answered in English). 

As is per usual, Rebecca reminds us that a) she is a skank, but also, b) that the Beckhams never denied the affair and c) no one cares.

Maybe it’s irrelevant whether Victoria and David still have hot-monkey-sex or not.  After nine years with the same person, is that even possible?

Wait, we forgot about the Armani ads.  Of course it is.

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22 Responses to “Beck Talk: Nine Years”

  1. LynxKitten says:

    I liked her when she didn’t have those airs and graces… and that stern headmistress look :P

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I love Posh, but I can’t say I think she is sexy and I doubt men would disagree. But surely David provides more than enough sexy in that relationship?!

  3. TammyV says:

    Sexy, ummm no…well she is actually in those rare moments when she is casual and relaxed and smiling. When she is trying to be queen ice bitch Victoria then no, she just looks silly. I do like the story that is floating that David thinks she is having an affair. It is about time, he got a taste of his own medicine. Oh, and didn’t they admit in W/Voague that he and The Loo had an affair?

  4. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I love Posh, but I can’t say I think she is sexy and I doubt men would disagree. But surely David provides more than enough sexy in that relationship?!

  5. TammyV says:

    Sexy, ummm no…well she is actually in those rare moments when she is casual and relaxed and smiling. When she is trying to be queen ice bitch Victoria then no, she just looks silly. I do like the story that is floating that David thinks she is having an affair. It is about time, he got a taste of his own medicine. Oh, and didn’t they admit in W/Voague that he and The Loo had an affair?

  6. Johnna says:

    I’ve always thought Victoria was absolutely beautiful, but I think she’s sexy when she’s put a bit more weight on. When she and David first got together and for their first couple of years together, she was unbelievably sexy. Now she’s too thin. :/

  7. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I’m going with MXA on that – most guy friends of mine say that she’s just on the “okay” level. And on the picture, Brooklyn’s expression is seriously cracking me up.

  8. Jon E says:

    I always have to be careful to point out on these things that I’m well aware that Victoria Beckham couldn’t possibly care less whether I or anybody like me finds her sexy.  But, well, no, I don’t really.  She’s extremely interesting as mobile statuary—nice lines, interesting colors, changing angles.  But she seems standoffish and interested in things I’m just not interested in.  Maybe she’s lovely in person, but in persona she’s not my cup of tea.  Also, I tend to be defensively uninterested in women for whom my annual salary is an afternoon’s entertainment.

  9. Hardly Workin' says:

    She’s sexy enough that I’d still hit it…but I am a guy, so that covers about 70 percent of the female population.  For the purposes of this discussion, no, she’s not sexy.  Too skinny, and she seems too…icy.  Even when she was just Posh Spice, she was always the least appealing Spice Girl.

  10. ConnPossible says:

    I absolutely adore her.

    How badly does that girl to her right feel about herself.
    Id be borderline suicidal if I were photographed standing next to the Queen Supreme Becks.

  11. aristeia says:

    Sometimes it’s easy to pick on Victoria, but I tend to feel a little bad for her. I think she really believes she’s unattractive when she smiles– how sad is that? She’s prettier when she smiles. I think she could be sexy, but she seems so stiff that I don’t see it. Everything about her seems unnatural.

  12. Becca says:

    I’ve always liked Victoria, but she has never been my fabourite WAG. Even though she was the ‘top dog’ she always semed to have taht ‘Im better then you bitches’ sort of way about her. Maybe she is better then most people but theres no need to have that attitude. Now shes crossed the pond to Ameica someone else is going to steal her ‘Queen WAG’ status, were just not quite sure whos got it yet.

  13. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    posh annoys me. and she’s definately no flower of femininity. no, i don’t think she is sexy at all.

  14. The Fourth Official says:

    Yes, after nine years, it is still possible. I testify. And is she sexy? Speaking as a straight woman, no.

  15. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    i agree venice “Becks was always much more interesting. Not my favourite baller hottie but I can certainly appreciate his many qualities” x

  16. jax says:

    I think the fact that she looks like a waxwork in this picture says it all – she just looks fake, trying too hard, unapproachable and totally unsexy. Obviously David sees something different…

  17. Brandy says:

    I like her as for the fashion icon status and her entrepreneurship, but sexy never crossed my mind. Harsh and unsmiling is never really sexy is it?

  18. Venice says:

    She looks like a wasp with those sunglasses.
    Anyway, I never really took much interest in Posh, WAGs do not concern me much beyond mindless gossip. Becks was always much more interesting. Not my favourite baller hottie but I can certainly appreciate his many qualities.

  19. lose that girl says:

    I don’t really give Vicky much thought. Sure, she’s WAG queen blah blah blah, but she’s so contrived and it’s just not enjoyable to watch. The rock hard boobs, the not eating…the over use of the word ‘major’…UGH! Enough.

    lose that girl blog

  20. Community Admin says:

    We can’t wait! See you there then Sassybelle?

  21. lose that girl says:

    I don’t really give Vicky much thought. Sure, she’s WAG queen blah blah blah, but she’s so contrived and it’s just not enjoyable to watch. The rock hard boobs, the not eating…the over use of the word ‘major’…UGH! Enough.

    lose that girl blog

  22. Community Admin says:

    We can’t wait! See you there then Sassybelle?