June 21st, 2010
Belated B-Day Greetings: Frank Lampard, England
Image via AP Photo
As you can see, Lampsy is not best pleased with the delay in sending our birthday wishes for his 32nd year gracing the earth. He cares not of day jobs, hangovers, or Blackberry batteries that were never charged due to organizational issues and/or memory failure due to alcohol consumption. He just wants his birthday snaps.
So Frankie, we wish you all the best on this big day (which was actually yesterday). We applaud your ballsy and profesh handling of the press conference today. We bow down to your short shorts and thunder thighs. We believe, oh yes we do.
Have a good one, lovely!