June 21st, 2010

Belated B-Day Greetings: Frank Lampard, England

Image via AP Photo

As you can see, Lampsy is not best pleased with the delay in sending our birthday wishes for his 32nd year gracing the earth. He cares not of day jobs, hangovers, or Blackberry batteries that were never charged due to organizational issues and/or memory failure due to alcohol consumption. He just wants his birthday snaps.

So Frankie, we wish you all the best on this big day (which was actually yesterday). We applaud your ballsy and profesh handling of the press conference today. We bow down to your short shorts and thunder thighs. We believe, oh yes we do.

Have a good one, lovely!

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16 Responses to “Belated B-Day Greetings: Frank Lampard, England”

  1. SheilaLampsy says:

    Happy Birthday frankie!Luv you!

  2. VeNia says:

    happy birthday!!!i wish you THE best!!!keep scorin'!!!

  3. ctanie says:

    happy 32nd bfdy….luv u…

  4. LampMissy says:

    OMG! i totally forgot about his b-day too!! hahaha anyways HAPPY LATE B-DAY WISHES!:D

  5. kaya says:

    Honestly, I'm not a very big fan of England, but after Terry's little press conference/threat, it was good to hear Frank come out and change course. These footballers drive me nuts with their egos, but I'll chalk a point in Frank's column for trying not to be so french.

  6. kimy says:

    the most attractive footballer to me!!! and I had the chance to meet him once he’s even better than in pictures!!
    just wish him the best (even though I’m a Man U supporter). Hope he’ll score on wednesday! love ya lamps

    • Molly says:

      OMG you met Lamps!?!?! What was he like!?! That would be my dream! I would die and my life would be complete lol :) . And I agree about him being the most attractive :) .

      • kimy says:

        that was my dream too!! lol I've been to the toni carr testimonial @ upton park a month ago and fortunately I arrived quite early and he spent like half an hour signing autographs and I made my way right in front of him he was so cute and so approachable he took time to please everyone and talk with us! I wanted to have my man united v chelsea programm signed but both him and JT signed it on the page where u were supposed to write which man u players were on the pitch and he smiled at me when he saw his mistake!

        I've also seen his GF (eurk) after the chelsea v stoke game although she's better in reality too she is not that good looking (nice body though)but he deserves someone more like… me!! lol

        I'm sad I'm going back to Paris definitely so no more chance to see him again :(

        • Molly says:

          :) OMG thats amazing!! You are so lucky! I hope I get to meet him one day! My best friend and I tried to stalk him once after a Chelsea game but we failed big time LOL! I am a Manchester United supporter so I don't go to very many Chelsea games but I try to get to one each season so I can see him play. My sister could have met him once when she seen him out in London. But she got star struck and said she just stood there like an idiot. I was so disappointed in her because I would have jump on him lol.

  7. Anastasia says:

    Oh no! You made Lampsy sad.
    He should cheer himself up by giving us some thigh shots. Everyone wins, in my opinion.

  8. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    aww Lamps is adorable! ps: that press conference really showed me how wise he can be!

  9. Ev says:

    Heppy Birthday, Lamps.

    Hope you'll put good performance on Wends. Good luck, English team

  10. simone says:

    Even with this look he still turns me on. He is such a real man. I have no words to explain it, he's just so damn sexy.

  11. Ella says:

    Funny picture! Happy Birthday, Lampsy!

  12. Molly says:

    HAPPY 32nd BIRTHDAY LOVE OF MY LIFE (you know you and Iker have to share the love of my life title LOL) :) !! I love you Frankie!!!!

    I was waiting for Lamps bday to be posted. I celebrate Frank's birthday every year for five years now lol (don't judge me for my passion LOL :) )I made him a cake and wear my Lampard ENG NT kit in his honour LOL. So Happy Birthday again Lampsy!!!