March 21st, 2011
Belated Birthday Greetings: Fernando Torres, Chelsea FC
Image via tumblr.
You broke many-a-Kickette hearts (Liverpool Corps) when you left their fragrant shores for the Roman Republic of Chelsea. You’ve generously allowed lazy hacks to put their feet up and post stories about your failure to score since you arrived.
You’ve even withheld access to photographic evidence of your greatest achievement in the last twelve months, although we realise this is probably to the benefit of our own health. Somehow, through it all, no matter what you (or your hair) are doing, we still love you just the same.
So does Olalla, obviously.
Happy Birthday for yesterday, Nandina. We hope you continue to drive carefully; there may be precious cargo in the backseat that we can’t see (damn you).