April 25th, 2012
Belated Birthday Greetings: Kyle Beckerman, Real Salt Lake
Image: Twitter.
It was Kyle Beckerman’s 30th birthday Monday. We forgot, because honestly, we’ll never remember anyone’s birthday, but our friends at Kick TV saved the day by tweeting this photo of Kyle before he suffered defeat in the Great Hair War of 2003.
Which do prefer Kickettes? Smooth Operator Kyle or Woolly Mammoth Man? We’ll take either, if that helps you decide.


He's so young in that photo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder if we could have a segment, "before they were ballers."
Happy Belated Birthday Captain!!! The dreads, definitely the dreads.
Please! Wooly Mammoth! Those dreads are dead sexy in action.
I actually like his wild hair when its under control!