March 31st, 2009

Best Baller Bitchface: David Villa

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This is how you do it, Kickettes. 

All other side-eye and bitchface contenders must bow down and take their rightful place at David Villa’s feet.

Yes, even you Nando.  And you too, Ibrah.  Don’t hate: appreciate.

Let’s break down David’s killer cut eye creation:

The body language says, “I am so depleted in my levels of disgust for your presence that I cannot even bring about the energy to stand up straight. In fact, I wilt with despair over the filth of your very existence.“

The face says, “Continuing on from where the shoulders left off, I too am filled with loathing. So much so, that I need to inhale deeply to cleanse your unholy visage away from my cold, dead, eyes and oxygenate my raging blood stream. My nose is twitching involuntarily, like an irate, partly rabid guinea pig sniffing at a plastic carrot given to them as a cruel, heartless joke. My soul patch and I spurn you and your ilk.  I am spent. You are dead to me.“ 

Who will attempt to challenge this level of baller bitchface?  We wait in eager anticipation.

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34 Responses to “Best Baller Bitchface: David Villa”

  1. Cheezepuffy says:

    Gotta love his bitchface and his pout.

  2. maravillaa says:

    I love Villaaa <3

  3. Dreamgirl says:

    Wow, that's one hell of a bitchface. That will be impossible to beat.

  4. HiL says:

    XD awesome!

  5. autumnmaple101 says:

    No one does bitch like Villa does. Rock on :)

  6. MissusLGarcia says:

    Amen to the best bitchface ever. I knew David would be at the top. After all, he's the best at alot of things, no? Beautiful. I've never seen someone pull a bitch-face with that posture before. Thumbs up Daveed.

  7. La WAG de Spanish Team says:

    AMEN! bow.DOWN. Nando. You cant touch this.

  8. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    I’m no expert, but to me- it just looks like he is about to spit a lougey. Again though, I’m no expert.

  9. Smurfette says:

    Haha! I love him! This is why he is the king of bitchface and no one comes even close to beating him. Nanette Smurfette blog

  10. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    bow down to the king !

  11. 'TorresNubianQueen' says:

    That is one hell of a bitchface BUT and this is a big BUT nando still manages too look sexy whilst givina bitchface something villa lacks soz

  12. striker says:

    My soul patch and I spurn you and your ilk. ahahahahahahaha…..

  13. Posh says:

    I find him extremely unattractive even withouth the bitchface! lol And that ´love patch´ on his chin is gross. Next………..

  14. Me says:

    David villa is hot And extremely attractive

  15. ferzie says:

    OMG,i'm so into him again!! The best bitchface i've seen on Kickette…you rock Villa :)

  16. torres4ever says:

    HaHa!David you surprised me. I love Nando's bitchface too, but from now on he will bow down to you.By far one of the best bitchfaces I have seen in a while.

  17. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Lol! Oh Villa and his bitchface… Totti does a good bitchface, but Villa's got it down perfectly.

  18. aristeia says:

    First of all, I literally cried w/ laughter reading this post Kickette. Brava! No one beats Villa in a bitchface match. Some come close, Zlatan (although he tends to do the pimp walk best)… Nando… but no one beats Villa. And this is just proof.

  19. Becca says:

    Best Bitchface So far !

  20. Callie says:

    Must…post…pic of Villa bitchfacing a cute bebe!<img src="http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm363/callie0581/villa/compac20abr2007.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  21. Gina Villamelon says:

    I may be biased when I say there will never be a better bitchface than this unless he is pulling it. Well, he IS the king of bitchface…

  22. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    "My nose is twitching involuntarily, like an irate, partly rabid guinea pig sniffing at a plastic carrot given to them as a cruel, heartless joke" Kickette, I love you. : D

  23. carly says:

    LMAO!

  24. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    "My nose is twitching involuntarily, like an irate, partly rabid guinea pig sniffing at a plastic carrot given to them as a cruel, heartless joke" Kickette, I love you. : D

  25. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Well, since the bitchface is David Villa's default expression… he wins. Hands down. No one can challenge that face.

  26. Erin says:

    ROFL!!!! Outstanding, Kickette!

  27. lose that girl says:

    YOWZA!!! I think we have ourselves a winner!! Fan-freakin'-tastic!! lose that girl blog

  28. Me says:

    OOO I LOVE VEEYAH!!!!!

  29. The Fourth Official says:

    Kickette, that’s outstanding! LOL

  30. kenita says:

    Señor bitchface FTW

  31. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Excellent work! Best bitchface I’ve seen in a long time… I think Nando needs to respond now with an attempt to top this one…

  32. carly says:

    LMAO!

  33. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    This is by far the best Bitchface…Villa def top it..I dont think anyone can top this at all…he took the Bitchface throne!!!

  34. Avenath says:

    Oh, David..you really are “The Master of All BitchFaces”…Nando and Zlatan shall bow at your little wee feet..and Callie, that is an awesome pix…even that cute baby doesn’t stand a chance against Villa…hahahahha…