January 20th, 2009

Best Bitchface: Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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image via AP Photo

We had, perhaps prematurely, declared Fernando Torres as the King of the Side Eye after witnessing his cut-glance abilities both in the stands and on the practice field.

But after spotting this pic of Zlatan Ibrahimovic in bitchface, we think Nando has some serious competition. 

imageWho do you think gives a better look of disgust with a side of judgement?

Zlatan’s “talk to the finger complete with a mocking eyebrow raise of scorn” is excellent. However, Nando’s recent “anti-Everton sneer avec stare with a side of booty pop thrown in for good measure” is equally impressive.

FYI, we’re presuming Zlatan is in a better mood now – he’s just been named as the Italian Player of the Year at the football Oscars. Congrats!

image via ZUMAPRESS/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com

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41 Responses to “Best Bitchface: Zlatan Ibrahimovic”

  1. chill says:

    Haha that made my day!

  2. Der Lutscher says:

    Torres, of coz! His one is more sophisticated, more intriguing, heh))

  3. TammyV says:

    David Villa would make both their asses cry with a sassy glance. He owns the bitchface

  4. ThunderGirl says:

    Zlatan scares me.

  5. mrscudicini says:

    Zlatan: Donna you stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me!

  6. Mrs.CRonaldo7 says:

    If that is Zlatan’s BITCH PLEASE!!!!! face, just imagine what his sexual facial expressions are………. :p

  7. sam says:

    Zlatan: ugly

    Villa: arrogant

    Torres: perfect <3

  8. TammyV says:

    David Villa would make both their asses cry with a sassy glance. He owns the bitchface

  9. Avenath says:

    Oh my, Nando's butt is looking mighty fine here…mmmm mmm mmmm…oh sorry, back to the topic…i'd have to say Zlatan should win this…if only for that face, that hair and and that finger!!…

  10. Erin says:

    Absolutely Zlatan! That bitchface is SUPERB. Nando's face is too sweet to really challenge.

  11. Lindsay Petras says:

    ahah yeesh that is one scary pic of zlatan but at least nando can make it look hot.

  12. kenita says:

    hahahaha nice

    but villa wins at bitchface

  13. partisan says:

    Zlatan has marvelous in-your-face attitude, but I myself am more partial to Nando’s quiet, seething disdain.

  14. LJs and fernando.. says:

    FENANDO!!!
    BITCH PLEASE! YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM!!
    SEXY LEGS…

  15. Rebecca says:

    Zlatan, hands down!

  16. HiL says:

    definitely Zlatan XD

  17. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    *sigh of defeat* I think I'm going to have to leave my Nando leanings behind here and go with Zlatan. That one is full-on with a finger. But Nando has had his moments. I absolutely loved that one with the fan asking him to sign someone else's shirt… Lolz.

  18. Moury says:

    I love Z's bitch faces. Our beloved german nt captain has some fierce bitch faces too. evidences: <img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a15/moury/michael%20ballack/bitchface.jpg"&gt; <img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a15/moury/michael%20ballack/bitchface2.jpg"&gt;

  19. striker says:

    ::sassy:: oh no you din'nt!!!

  20. *ele* says:

    I think zlatan!!he knows!!he is the best in every competition!!

  21. FirstTeamCoach says:

    LOL sorry Nando lovers but I think he looks really camp there.

  22. Becca says:

    lol , best one everr!

  23. Gina Villamelon says:

    Zlatan wins this one. But there's only one king of bitchface and that's David Villa. He's turned it into an art form.

  24. Zatil says:

    Whoa~! Indeed, this is the BEST bitchface I've ever seen. :p

  25. Tres Bien says:

    "Bitch, please!" Zlatan wins. He is the man of 65,783,539 expressions. I recall a discussion regarding the many faces of Zlatan. As always, I have a great spam full of Ibra-rrificness from last night over in the Serie A thread.

  26. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    I would be more scared of Zlatan… but Zlatan is HOT, Nando is just incredibly pretty and cute…A-L-M-O-S-T girly… I love them both.

  27. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I do love a good bitch face face off.

  28. Buena says:

    I’d have to say Zlatan.. normally i’d go with Nando but for some reason i get the impression he is trying to hard pose for a photo shoot or something…..but that’s probably just me. though if Villa was in this competition he would win hands down!

  29. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Nando gets my vote.

  30. Dreamgirl says:

    That’s one hideous photo of Zlatan. *shudders*

  31. aristeia says:

    ROFL! Magicus Zlatanicus Naso takes the cake in this competition. For Nando– the freckles ruin the thunder, haha. He’d give me that look and I’d squinch his cheeks.

    Have to agree w/ Tammy that Villa’s bitchfaces are LEGENDARY. He and Zlatan could have a bitchface war. ;)

  32. Vlada says:

    That’s quite the bitch face but his hair is distracting. I thought the long hair/hair band combo was over.

  33. Callie says:

    Umm…this is ignoring that David Villa is the king of bitchface. Photobucket case closed

  34. QB says:

    Zlatan takes it hands down

  35. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    Nando, he looks hot and bitchy at the same time, Zlatan has too many worry lines.

  36. Paris says:

    NANDO!

  37. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    I would be more scared of Zlatan… but Zlatan is HOT, Nando is just incredibly pretty and cute…A-L-M-O-S-T girly… I love them both.

  38. carly says:

    Zlatan is the KING of everything and that’s that!

  39. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I do love a good bitch face face off.

  40. carly says:

    Zlatan is the KING of everything and that’s that!

  41. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Zlatan wins the face-off, but Torres wins the Best Butt award.