January 20th, 2009
Best Bitchface: Zlatan Ibrahimovic
image via AP Photo
We had, perhaps prematurely, declared Fernando Torres as the King of the Side Eye after witnessing his cut-glance abilities both in the stands and on the practice field.
But after spotting this pic of Zlatan Ibrahimovic in bitchface, we think Nando has some serious competition.
Who do you think gives a better look of disgust with a side of judgement?
Zlatan’s “talk to the finger complete with a mocking eyebrow raise of scorn” is excellent. However, Nando’s recent “anti-Everton sneer avec stare with a side of booty pop thrown in for good measure” is equally impressive.
FYI, we’re presuming Zlatan is in a better mood now – he’s just been named as the Italian Player of the Year at the football Oscars. Congrats!
image via ZUMAPRESS/KEYSTONE Press for kickette.com
Haha that made my day!
Torres, of coz! His one is more sophisticated, more intriguing, heh))
David Villa would make both their asses cry with a sassy glance. He owns the bitchface
Zlatan scares me.
Zlatan: Donna you stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me!
If that is Zlatan’s BITCH PLEASE!!!!! face, just imagine what his sexual facial expressions are………. :p
Zlatan: ugly
Villa: arrogant
Torres: perfect <3
David Villa would make both their asses cry with a sassy glance. He owns the bitchface
Oh my, Nando's butt is looking mighty fine here…mmmm mmm mmmm…oh sorry, back to the topic…i'd have to say Zlatan should win this…if only for that face, that hair and and that finger!!…
Absolutely Zlatan! That bitchface is SUPERB. Nando's face is too sweet to really challenge.
ahah yeesh that is one scary pic of zlatan but at least nando can make it look hot.
hahahaha nice
but villa wins at bitchface
Zlatan has marvelous in-your-face attitude, but I myself am more partial to Nando’s quiet, seething disdain.
FENANDO!!!
BITCH PLEASE! YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM!!
SEXY LEGS…
Zlatan, hands down!
definitely Zlatan XD
*sigh of defeat* I think I'm going to have to leave my Nando leanings behind here and go with Zlatan. That one is full-on with a finger. But Nando has had his moments. I absolutely loved that one with the fan asking him to sign someone else's shirt… Lolz.
I love Z's bitch faces. Our beloved german nt captain has some fierce bitch faces too. evidences: <img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a15/moury/michael%20ballack/bitchface.jpg"> <img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a15/moury/michael%20ballack/bitchface2.jpg">
::sassy:: oh no you din'nt!!!
I think zlatan!!he knows!!he is the best in every competition!!
LOL sorry Nando lovers but I think he looks really camp there.
lol , best one everr!
Zlatan wins this one. But there's only one king of bitchface and that's David Villa. He's turned it into an art form.
Whoa~! Indeed, this is the BEST bitchface I've ever seen. :p
"Bitch, please!" Zlatan wins. He is the man of 65,783,539 expressions. I recall a discussion regarding the many faces of Zlatan. As always, I have a great spam full of Ibra-rrificness from last night over in the Serie A thread.
I would be more scared of Zlatan… but Zlatan is HOT, Nando is just incredibly pretty and cute…A-L-M-O-S-T girly… I love them both.
I do love a good bitch face face off.
I’d have to say Zlatan.. normally i’d go with Nando but for some reason i get the impression he is trying to hard pose for a photo shoot or something…..but that’s probably just me. though if Villa was in this competition he would win hands down!
Nando gets my vote.
That’s one hideous photo of Zlatan. *shudders*
ROFL! Magicus Zlatanicus Naso takes the cake in this competition. For Nando– the freckles ruin the thunder, haha. He’d give me that look and I’d squinch his cheeks.
Have to agree w/ Tammy that Villa’s bitchfaces are LEGENDARY. He and Zlatan could have a bitchface war.
That’s quite the bitch face but his hair is distracting. I thought the long hair/hair band combo was over.
Umm…this is ignoring that David Villa is the king of bitchface.
case closed
Zlatan takes it hands down
Nando, he looks hot and bitchy at the same time, Zlatan has too many worry lines.
NANDO!
I would be more scared of Zlatan… but Zlatan is HOT, Nando is just incredibly pretty and cute…A-L-M-O-S-T girly… I love them both.
Zlatan is the KING of everything and that’s that!
I do love a good bitch face face off.
Zlatan is the KING of everything and that’s that!
Zlatan wins the face-off, but Torres wins the Best Butt award.