June 12th, 2008

Bikini Watch: Alex Gerrard in Miami

The Gerrard family are in Miami making the most of their summer holidays.  Aside from the disappointment of not seeing Alex try to out dress Coleen at her wedding in Italy, we’re quite interested to see how well she’ll fit in with the other Floridians.  We’re sure she’ll blend right in with the locals, especially if she remembered to pack her leisuresuit.

Sure she needs a tad more bust support with that bikini, but we think she looks quite good – normal cute, rather than supermodel cute, obvs, but good nonetheless.  That is all. 

Minimal snark on an Alex Gerrard post? The end of the world is surely nigh.

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45 Responses to “Bikini Watch: Alex Gerrard in Miami”

  1. FunkyPCD says:

    She's cute. Love to see her like that. ^^

  2. AJ says:

    I am kinda proud of her that she hasn’t rushed to get lipo on the tummy. Dare I say…maybe she’s not as vain as I thought?!

  3. lose that girl says:

    Ew. That guy gawking at Alex has man-boobs. I think everyone in this photo (including Alex) are in need of an up-lift. And yeah, I echo Kaya….her implants are floppy. She should demand a refund! Fancy a blog? Visit lose that girl

  4. .:/VeHDi:. says:

    She looks like a mermaid! :D

  5. Tamarkay says:

    classic and beautiful!

  6. Tamarkay says:

    classic and beautiful!

  7. Po says:

    Sorry to be a hater. But Alex Curran looks just okay in a bikini. She'd look a lot hotter if she didn't have so much of a blokes body!?! Where are her waists and hips!?!

  8. Paris says:

    That bikini is unflattering, on the bright side Stevie G looks good as usual!!!

  9. HoneyBee says:

    AWFUL BIKINI! BUT SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR SOMEONE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO TWO GIRLS.BUT IT’S REALLY AN AWFUL BIKINI-WHAT WAS SHE THINKING-TO UGLY TO WATCH

  10. Sherry says:

    Alex's body just scares me. I'm downright horrofied.

  11. Nina (Mrs Gerrard) says:

    Alex, you've got all the money in the world, why this bikini?

  12. Heidi says:

    Man-boobs is probably staring at Stevie…or maybe his bulge…

  13. Genevieve says:

    I’m sure Alex could find a better fitting pair of bathers… Stevie looks good though!

  14. kaya says:

    Oh, and yeah, I'm a little surprised she's trotting around without at least putting the top strap of her bikin on. I thought she had implants??? Shouldn't they look better when you pay for em?

  15. TammyV says:

    WHEN THE HELL DID $TEVIE ME MARRIED PARIS HILTON??? God that bikini is awful, but I do love to be poolside at the Delano (http://www.delano-hotel.com/delano_hotel_pool.asp)one of my favorite places on the planet

  16. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    blooming hell guys her stomach? so what its nt perfectly flat but whos is? how many girls do you c with a totally flat stomach? Not many thats for sure!! id die for her figure so stop slagging “it” off!

  17. kaya says:

    I don’t think the guy in the foreground in the first 2 pics is Steve G, J J. If it is, he’s wearing different shorts than the guy lying down in the 2nd two photos… and he’s already got moobage going on. It’s a little too soon in the off-season to fall apart that badly.

  18. lose that girl says:

    Perhaps Alex paid the man-boobs guy to walk around staring longingly at her ass. lose that girl blog

  19. lose that girl says:

    Ew. That guy gawking at Alex has man-boobs. I think everyone in this photo (including Alex) are in need of an up-lift. And yeah, I echo Kaya….her implants are floppy. She should demand a refund! Fancy a blog? Visit lose that girl

  20. TammyV says:

    WHEN THE HELL DID $TEVIE ME MARRIED PARIS HILTON??? God that bikini is awful, but I do love to be poolside at the Delano (http://www.delano-hotel.com/delano_hotel_pool.asp)one of my favorite places on the planet

  21. lose that girl says:

    Perhaps Alex paid the man-boobs guy to walk around staring longingly at her ass.

    lose that girl blog

  22. Cherry says:

    Stevie is his usual hot self. But Alex smoking is just nasty. Second hand smoke around my captain is not a good thing.

  23. leali says:

    The guy looking at Alex in the first 2 pics is Stevie’s best mate, he also featuers in the “A year in my life” documentary <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  24. LFCgal says:

    lol Pau I only noticed that after you said it – what’s wrong with me <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />! He does look rather, ahem, well hung as well as the toned upper body and cute sunnies………..me feels a Stevie crush coming on <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

    Alex, dear God, demand a refund for that atrocity of a bikini pronto, apart from the colour it’s just wrong wrong wrong

    and the gawking random is a good mate of Stevie’s who he mentions in his autobiogrpahy I think and whose name I can’t remember….I also had a little gigle at the moobage, love the way we get to just see it in the photograph <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  25. Mrs Roy Keane says:

    One thing is sure, the guy in the first pic needs a tan and a breast reduction ASAP!

  26. Pau says:

    No!
    I think she looks terrible =(
    but I love Steven

  27. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    That bikini is doing nothing for her figure especially her boobs. Stevie looks like he's relaxed while Alex can't seem to just lay back and soak in the sun. I also have to wonder if their kids go anywhere with them…I know this is their anniversary but I thought they would have brought their girls along.

  28. Becca x says:

    I THink She Looks Great!! I Really Like Alex ( Most Of The Time!) And I Cant See Why Everyone Hates Her, Apart From The Fact That Shes Going Out With One Of The Fittest Footballers! Did Anyone Else Notice Stevies 'Bulge' ? .. I Mgiht have Seen Wrong..

  29. J J says:

    Boy needs a tan to the Mia weather should do him good and ohhh, he's staying at the Delano…..i'll be there in 2 days.

  30. sarabee says:

    Stevie seems to be, ahem, "enjoying the weather" if you check out the bulge in his shorts on the last pic….That bikini is just gross but I'm sure we are in for a treat with the 50 or so that she has probably packed. Her upper body just doesn't match her lower more toned half and the one she's wearing just highlights that. A bit of support on her chins wouldn't go amiss either.

  31. carly says:

    Horror bikini allert! Unflattering to say the least.

  32. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Her hair looks good without the extenions. Can we have more picture's of topless Stevie? This little tease of his six pack is very unfair.

  33. iRina says:

    Hot photo…classic and gorgeus…love it!!! :P

  34. Elise says:

    If she did up the strap on the top and stood up straight…but that back view really isn't very pretty is it? I do love the way her hair looks in that last picture though.

  35. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh dear. Very bad choice in bikini. She needs a structured underwire cup and better support in her bikini top. And carrying Cricket bags is obviously not enough exercise to keep the upper body toned. However, I will say her legs look good.

    Fresh Legs Blog

  36. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    she does have a rather flat stomach after scanning a 2nd time:D

  37. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    i love her hair shorter like that i think it loks lovely. but yes more bust support please…not the loveliest kini…yet saying that she looks better in it than i would. Hmmm mr gerrard…never fails to impress!

  38. Brandy says:

    Oh she’ll fit right in in Miami with the fake boobs, bleached hair and outrageous accessories. Who’s this bloke following her around like a puppy with his eyes firmly on her ass?

  39. AJ says:

    If you’re going to buy tits, get an ass on a two-for-one like they do in LA.:D Going to Miami isn’t flattering for a woman of her ‘apple’ figure type. Cuban girls have some of the hottest figures I’ve ever wished dead from across the room, LOL. (Next to Brazilian girls). Small waists, curvy hips, naturally toned skin and bodies, some of them with ample, natural chests (bitches :D ). Alex can’t compete with *hot body* in South Beach. Frankly, she can’t compete outside of your average kindergarten PTA but maybe that’s just me. :)

  40. sarabee says:

    Stevie seems to be, ahem, “enjoying the weather” if you check out the bulge in his shorts on the last pic….That bikini is just gross but I’m sure we are in for a treat with the 50 or so that she has probably packed. Her upper body just doesn’t match her lower more toned half and the one she’s wearing just highlights that. A bit of support on her chins wouldn’t go amiss either.

  41. carly says:

    Horror bikini allert! Unflattering to say the least.

  42. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Her hair looks good without the extenions. Can we have more picture’s of topless Stevie? This little tease of his six pack is very unfair.

  43. iRina says:

    Hot photo…classic and gorgeus…love it!!! :P

  44. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    That bikini is doing nothing for her figure especially her boobs. Stevie looks like he’s relaxed while Alex can’t seem to just lay back and soak in the sun. I also have to wonder if their kids go anywhere with them…I know this is their anniversary but I thought they would have brought their girls along.

  45. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    …Who on God’s green Earth wears a solar panel ring to the pool? I seriously don’t get it. And the bikini doesn’t disturb me nearly as much as the dude with manboobs.