April 24th, 2008
Bikini Watch: Coleen McLoughlin in Miami
Coleen McLoughlin has flown a group of six mates out to Miami for a bit of a pre-wedding bender.
For those not in the know, a WAG-style bender involves spending 12 – 14 hours a day laying in the sun using baby oil as sunscreen and injesting at least half your body weight in alcohol. And that’s just the day schedule.
Coleen and Wayne’s wedding is being to be held in Italy this June, rather than France as initially reported. Her maid of honour will be Wayne’s cousin, Claire.
Random: on her wedding banns posted at Crewe registry office, Coleen’s job is listed as “journalist”. Before you race to judge, consider that Coleen may be on a secret undercover reportage mission to break a story about under-inflated lilo hazards.
Cheryl, don’t pay attention to me.
I addressed you because you posted the picture, didn’t realize whether you agreed or not. But thanks for the link, that’s what I should’ve said.
Carly – ? – Oh! I didn’t mean I necessarily agreed with Becca’s assessment, I just thought that was probably the picture she was referring to. Maybe there are others that I haven’t seen.
Yes, I agree that in that photo (at TIET) he just seems to be trying to squeeze past.
Cheryl, perhaps the guy was just passing by. I can’t really say that he was groping her. Maybe he was trying to pass through and gently tried to move her to the side a little?
I don’t know, pictures can be very misleading.
Becca: it’s at This Is Extra Time.
http://thisisextratime.com/2008/04/one-for-vault-coleen-gets-felt-up-by.html
Talking Of Coleen, Did Anyone See The Pictures Of Her And Some Man Dancing Very Close In Todays Papers?
She’s looking right fit! Nice toned stomach and healthy weight!
I was looking at the picture and thinking: God, all those women having the holidays of a lifetime (in my book) at the expense of one man only.
Ahh Wag life!
Coleen never looked better! I don’t think she’s ditching the diet though.
Yeah, there is a bit of text missing in this post. I think Kickette was going to mention that on her registry, Coleen listed herself as a “journalist” under occupation.
…which makes those of us who really are journalists (but not recieving 100,000 pounds for a weekly column about how to have fun while shopping) ever so slightly queasy.
That said, I still like the girl. She doesn’t appear to be insane, I’d actually wear that bikini, and she’s enjoying life whilst keeping herself busy.
cheryl bites, hahahaha!
yeah, I’m sooo not feeling the sunning in Miami. Lying around on the beach or by the pool bores me to tears. And I hate when I realize four days later that I indeed got slightly burnt.
Ive been out and rushed back only to find there are still no thighs – what gives!!!!!!
Pleasssssssssseeeeeeee………. im whining now Kickette
THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS
i would love to be in miami sunning myself all day
Moongirl your not alone in loving colleen i do to x
Hhmmmm, that could still work Fourth
Ive just seen a magazine article about Colleen with the headline
‘Sod the diet i’ll be curvy for the wedding’
God i love that woman!!!!!!
Though
Coleen looks absolutely amazing (aside from my medical persona yelling SUNSCREEN SUNSCREEEEEEN at her).
And lol girlies. I’d be the same way as TFO and others if I was a WAG. Though… probably not in the middle of sex, as I can turn it off for important things.
I want to be in Miami…I LOVE Miami
Colleen looks great and let her have her girls week in the sun. She has seen a lot of matches
Kickette, I have work to be getting on with and I can’t concentrate until I’ve seen the thighs! Look at what you have done to us with this competition!
YES!! And I’m trying to be paient!! It’s not happening tho!!!!
GIVE US THIGHS!!!
hey
it’s thursday, no?
where are the tighs ?
Ladies, you DO know what day it is, don’t you?????
she missed a champion’s league semi final to be a little more sunburnt
i could never do that
plus i don’t think too much suntan on a girl who has normally a pale skin is beautiful, she will look as if she was going back from winter holidays for her wedding
besides i hink the climate must be quiet warm in barcelona right now, she could probably have suntanned there and then go to the match
…
however it reminds me that i have to get ready to go to the beach to the summer, i should run instead of being in front of my computer, no wonder why i am soooo white
Damn Coleen and her bikini bod…! Still, she has to do it with Wayne, so not that jealous after all
I don’t understand why ballers wouldn’t want their girlfriends interested in the game. Ok so perhaps they don’t want situations like Fourth’s to arise (haha) but surely showing support and turning up whenever they’re playing is a good thing? These WAGs don’t know how good they’ve got it if you ask me!
I really like Coleen. She’s one of the few WAGS, along with Lisa Carrick and Janelle Khouri, that I don’t have any problems with.
However, I would too have wanted to be at that game in Spain, not advancing my chances of skin cancer on an American beach.
The bikini is amazing.
Collen, not so much.
Awww, way to kick a girl when she’s down Coleen! What I wouldn’t do to be in MIA right now, sunning it up. Instead I’m in work, getting in trouble.
Loving that bikini!! Anyone know who it’s by?
Man, she’s got it tough.
Ferosh Bikini Though…
I <3 comments! LOL!
Yeah I’m the same Fourth, I could never be a WAG. Stevie has previously said that he likes the fact Alex knows nothing about football, as he can leave work out of the home. I’d be following him around telling him to get in the back garden and practice his corners and free-kicks
And sod dressing up for the other WAG’s on matchday, I wanna be in the KOP twirling my scarf and jumping like a looney
Anyway about Coleen, I love her. And I WILL have a body like this. One day. Hopefully. OK maybe never
I think I would be a rather annoying WAG as well. I’m thinking of covering up my knowledge of football and pretend to care about the shopping and sex only. But on the other hand, I remember that Nando isn’t so pleased that that… woman, bleeurgh, doesn’t like coming to his matches. Maybe he would like if I cared for the game?
Sunscreen, missy!
Why wasn’t she at the Nou Camp last night? I thought at least 50% of a WAG’s job was to support her husband’s key footballing career moments? (The other 50% being divided between shopping/birthing/girlfriends.)
I’d be a horrible WAG. I’d be at every match, every kickabout. In the middle of lovemaking, I’d think of some critical factor from the last match. “Darling, I think heading that ball from Joe Cole’s corner in the 71st minute last Sunday would have been a better decision than leaving the clearance to Edwin.“
Yikes! Looks like she had a pee in her water bottle on the third picture!
Oh to be bobbing around on a lilo in the sun right now….
I might be in the minority here ladies, but I like Coleen. Granted, she has a rather charmed life that any of us would envy, and she is what I consider to be a normal looking, and normal sized girl, which is quite refreshing in Wagdom.
Is there some of the text missing here?
I’d be a horrible WAG. I’d be at every match, every kickabout. In the middle of lovemaking, I’d think of some critical factor from the last match. “Darling, I think heading that ball from Joe Cole’s corner in the 71st minute last Sunday would have been a better decision than leaving the clearance to Edwin.”
Fourthy, I hope you will not mind that this made me think of a fic I read the other day in which Stevie does illustrated team talks in finger paint on Xabi’s naked torso. Obviously, these things are easier for slash pairings, but as long as Roy doesn’t mind having two large and unusually-shaped hills in the north half of his pitch, I think it could work.