August 1st, 2011

Birthday Greetings: Stuart Holden Turns 26

One of our favourite USMNT hotties is a year older today, and we need all Kickettes to put your thinking caps on as we hastily rearrange our originally planned birthday celebrations for Bolton Wanderers ‘baller of the year.

Although Holden’s been out of action due to injury since March, as he informs us on Twitter, he’s just resumed training on grass today. Hurrah! A Premier League season without his elfin ruggedness and to-die-for hybrid Scottish/Texan accent wouldn’t be the same.

As is usually the case, we wanted to deliver his birthday pastries and tickles in person, but due to the cake shop’s errors as well as our own, we were prevented from doing so. So silly, these restraining order things.

In any event, because of today’s earlier snafus, the hell-raising half of our headquarters has been fixated on picking alternative birthday gifts. Other ideas include cowboy hats, birds, skinny ties, and sweets.

Dear readers, as you join us in wishing Mr Holden the happiest of birthdays, be sure to disclose which aforementioned not-as-good-but-it’ll-have-to-do option you prefer. Remember: we need to avoid arrest while still freely loving Stu, jorts and all.

Images via facebook.com/stuholden22.

 

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18 Responses to “Birthday Greetings: Stuart Holden Turns 26”

  1. Candice says:

    Happy Belated B-day, Love! Stuart tweeted ME the other day! How dorky that I'm giddy about it! :)

  2. blake2108 says:

    Stuart's replied/re-tweeted me on Twitter, a few times, and with well over 100.000 followers, to notice me more than once made me very very happy indeed. I wished him a happy birthday on there, and I will do again on here…

    Happy Birthday Stu!!! P.S. You're gorgeous…

  3. I have a feeling he is a lot of the same to his Bolton teammates and they can't wait to see him back on the field for good.

  4. sarrible says:

    Aww. And StuHoldensHair doesn’t look a day over 12.

  5. [...] HOPE YOU HAD A ‘STUPENDOUS’ BIRTHDAY. BA BUM BA CHA. Happy belated birthday to Stuart Holden, who we would like to see back on the field very soon. Preferably wearing a shirt. Ahem. // Kickette [...]

  6. Sara P says:

    I believe Stuart Holden is by far my favorite USMNT player…oh, sorry, second behind Mr. Bocanegra! :) But, I can't wait to see him back on the pitch abroad and back here at home with the USMNT. Hurry home Mr. Holden! We need you!!

    And I wish you a very, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  7. elylovesfootball says:

    Kickette! Yesterday was also Bastian birthday!! How could you forget?
    Poor Bastian, what will happen when he'll check out Kickette blog and nothing it's written about his b-day?
    Bastian we <3 you. Happy birthday!

  8. linvinnaar says:

    Stuart Holden is SUCH a babe, isn't he?

    Wait, that's kinda of an understatement.

  9. ramosgirl says:

    Happy birthday Stu the most adorkable player ever! :-)

  10. Ninjess says:

    He's adorable, and the abs are nothing to scoff at, but I'd marry him for his accent alone. I could happily listen to that man speak for the next sixty years.

  11. April says:

    So glad to see he is coming along well! Hoping that the change in the USMNT coach doesn't mean a change in this guy appearing in the player pool, because he is a favorite on the team- great for our morale. I have a feeling he is a lot of the same to his Bolton teammates and they can't wait to see him back on the field for good. :)

  12. JA7 says:

    I lovee him!! He's such a cutie! And his tweets are always awesome :) Happy Birssdaaaaaaaaaaaaay love ♥ cant wait to see him playin once again for Bolton!

  13. xoWinnie says:

    happy birthday to the cutest man on the USNT!

  14. xbabyshakesx says:

    Happy birthday Stu!
    and welcome back to action!

  15. Melanie says:

    Happy birthday to the most adorable boy/man on the PLANET!! I love you Stu and can;t wait 'til you can play again!

  16. Leya_S says:

    Happy birthday Stu!! I hope to see him on the pitch soon, been missin him somethin fierce. Allthough, I hope he still makes times to tweet non-stop, as his is one of my favorite Twitter accounts to follow.

  17. Jovana says:

    Happy birthday Stu!! But we must not forget that it's Bastian Schweinsteiger's birthday too!!