April 17th, 2009
Lazy Links and Randoms
Blumer Elano, wife Alexandra and daughter Maria Teresa head to the opening of the Bem Brasil restaurant in Manchester. Also in attendance from the Man City squad: Shaun Wright-Phillips, Wayne Bridge, Robinho, Felipe Caicedo, Pablo Zabaleta and Glauber Berti.
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Comparing the hotness factor of Cristiano Ronaldo v David Beckham is like asking a parent to choose their favourite child. Wrong on so many levels.
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Our Polish sisters-in-arms have a pic of Didier Drogba showcasing every muscle group in his chest and torso.
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You want to ride the Berbabus, don’t you? It’s okay to admit it. Give in to Dimi, it’s better that way.
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Tottenham’s Tom Huddlestone’s new girlfriend, Corrine, loves pink lipstick. Do we need to stage an intervention? [link slightly NSFW]
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Add Roque Santa Cruz to the “gimping ain’t easy” list. He’s just had surgery to sort out a “floating fragment” in his knee.
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Are concerns about Bobo Vieri and what he’s doing in his spare time keeping you up at night? Probably not. But FYI, he’s been playing poker.
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Who knew Arsene Wenger had moves like these? Go on, get crunk, AW!
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We’re all for the combo of cute and talent on the Barca FC pitch, but if anyone brought these freaky things into our homes we would have to beat them with a pointy stick until they exited.

Hehe, Wenger cracked me up when I saw it last wednesday. Great moves! LOLCris vs Becks. Well, that should be hard, when being neutral. But I'm not in this one so, sorry Becks. You (and your ink) lose.That Barca thing cracked me up. I forgot the name to the thing, but it's pretty coolLOL
erm YUCK intervene with that lipstick NOW !
Awww Elano's daughter is so cute and its good to see SWP upholding his 'any excuse for a night out' title! Who would have thought he was such a fan of South American food?
It’s nothing to be ashamed of, Kickettes. Berba is hothothot, and we all know it. In fact, I would rather do him than Ron… But honestly, I realized he was speaking English after 30 secs. Well, wasn’t really listening at first), but it sounded like… where does he come from, Bulgaria? It sounden lika Bulgarian (is that a language? Russian maybe?)
Beckham’s face is hotter, but his body is too tatted up and a little skinny. Cris wins this one for me…plus he seems to like girls with curves, unlike Becks who apparently likes women built like 10 yr. old boys. IMO!!
Thanks for the Berba video I liked it! I always like when players answer these kind of questions. =P
Thanks Kickette. Love the Berba piece. So he doesn't like shirts thrown on the floor? None of the United girls will be surprised at that. Roque,get better soon. You are being missed by all. As for Cristiano or Becks. Don't know the answer to that one.
Berbatov TERRIFIES me – I just find him sooo disturbing… poor baby Roque – I hope he's back on the pitch soon… lol at Arsene's little dance… and those dolls are so disturbing!!
Becks spoiled himself with all the tatts, and Ronaldo has the hotter body. Drogba ick! I'm waiting in line at the Berbabus stop. The pink lippy is gross and so is she. Get better soon Roque, you gorgeous hunk of a man. Bobo who!! Arsene hahaha. And yes CR has a dance that he sometimes does with the others at the corner flag. Those dolls are gross eww.
That's quite a white shirt on Alexandra up there. Wow. I'm not even a big Becks fan and there is no contest for me w/ that. CRon is not a Portuguese man I would do. Now this Portuguese man (THANK YOU CARLY)… <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Sycohoochi/Bunch-a-crap/Soccer/FernandoMeira4.jpg"> Bwahahaha, I love the boys at Dirty Tackle. If Corrine is what men want, I should probably become cloistered or find a lesbian lover stat. There is so much wrong there I can't even speak. Oh Roque, love… get well soon! D: Bobo… wtf are you doing?
On CRon vs. DBecks… I'll hold my tongue.On Didier.. my God, he's hot.The Berbabus. Wow.On Corrine, yes. Intervene NOW.On Santa Cruz, get well soon.I don't even know who Bobo Vieri is.On Arsene Wenger… wow. Wow. I'm scarred for life now. Just… wow.Those Barca dolls are the creepiest things I've ever seen in my life.
I’d just like to say that I’d bypass Beck, CRon and Berba for many many many other men. Becks is hot, but I’m over him and I– oh ew I can’t even think about it– am completely not interested in Berba OR CRon. Not in the least.
Oh Elano’s little girl is so adorable. About Huddlestone’s new squeeze..can I just say eew?
oh yeah, berba’s hot ._. and elano has such a cute family! hmmm brazilian food *-*
Cristiano could never compare to Beckham in hotness. Not even close.
Get well, Roque! We miss you already.