October 31st, 2008

Boudewijn Zenden: Non-Posealicious

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We’ve had our experiences with terrible footie photoshoots in the past, and now we have a further freakshow to add to our collection.

imageHere’s former Chelsea and Liverpool player, Boudewijn Zenden, with his wife Clio. 

They’re in love and like to express themselves through the art of photography, minimal clothing and faketastic poses.  Zenden, who now plays for Marseille, says he and his honey are totally bringing the glam to Ligue 1. Of course you are, BZ.

Here’s what we want to know: whose idea is it to do these damn shoots? One would assume these decisions are wife-led, but none of these ballers seem the slightest bit uncomfortable about putting on their supermodel-work face and posing like it’s the last Westlife video shoot they’ll ever be a part of.

The only pictorial of this nature that we can vouch as legitimately sizzling – and one that still gives us the quivers – is the legendary Vogue shoot with the Beckhams.  That’s how it’s done, good people.

Link: Zenden and His Wife Bring the Sexy

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10 Responses to “Boudewijn Zenden: Non-Posealicious”

  1. TammyV says:

    WTF? summs it up

  2. TammyV says:

    WTF? summs it up

  3. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Lol, I agree with TammyV – WTF?

  4. Avenath says:

    OMFG!…why do some of these players torment us so?!…sigh…

  5. SofieC. says:

    ewww.  just ewww.

  6. Moonie says:

    Ewwww! In the second pic his body looks all strange and saggy!

  7. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Wow. Natural.

  8. Filthygorgeous says:

    I think I've had better photoshoots done in one of those photo booths in malls! Christ above, they probably personalise their Christmas cards, and send out schmaltzy 'artistic' Christmas cards plastered with their photos all over it to their long-suffering family and friends! He's rocking the 'Sigfried & Roy' look, while she's rocking the 'catalogue lingerie model' look. *SMH*

  9. Erin says:

    Oh, Bolo.

  10. lose that girl says:

    Someone loves themselves a little *too* much!

    lose that girl blog