September 2nd, 2011
Breaking News: David, Victoria & Harper Go Public
While you all pause to witness history in the making, we’ve taken the liberty of scrapping together the odd observation or two about the Beckhams out at Maxfield earlier today just so you don’t have to. See, we’re real people with real drinks to get back to, too!
And so we say: David, still hot. Poss even hotter cradling his 8-week-old daughter. Victoria, appropriately outfitted as she should be. All is right with the universe.
Our advice to the ladies who have missed out on hooking a ‘baller for themselves – go get yourself knocked up. And fast. Then enroll the new sprog at Curtis private school in California and dress him in his Sunday best. Consider it a healthy course of action for your retirement should your son (if all goes to plan) and Harper hit it off.


appropriately dressed my fanny…….what what what is a new mum thinking in those shoes. I would never ever wear those kind of heels, but especially if there is the possibility that I would carry a newborn!!!!!! Becks looks good(as always) but Victoria needs to actually dress/act like the welfare of her children comes first!
Even after just giving birth and having a slipped disc, she is still rockin those YSL, 7inch heels! I love her! Gives a whole new meaning to "Fashion is pain" ! You Go Girl!
what sensible new mother wears heels like that? Can she not just be normal like the rest of us.!!!
didn´t she had a back problem?? why she keep wearing those ridiculous shoes???
How is she already that skinny???? Bitch ain't no human.
hahah your comment made me lol :p
Leather/pvc trousers (check) – hideous clunky Louboutin heels that are basically out of style already (check) – all dressed in black under the Californian sun (check) = Good ol' Vicky – same ol' Vicks.
Yeah, the dominatrix look is getting really old. It's not even a fashion statement anymore.
I know, right? dressed like that in broad day light while strolling around with her kids… come on now… that outfit it's a bit more appropriate for going out at night with friends and stuff… although quite frankly, I would prob. retire that 'dominatrix' outfit altogether… :/ and you're right when you say it isn't a fashion statement anymore.
Good Lord, I could NEVER walk in those heels, although I'd love too!
How can victoria walk in these killing heels all the time? and harper is such a cutie i think she's lucky to have such a protective dad and a fashionable classy mommy
sorry i mean hair
victoria always looked better with long her
Isn't David a bit too old for that ghetto look?
Ghett look? What? Sneakers, a hat and a tiny chain? Oh yeah, he looks like he's gonna do a drive-by any minute now…
That's really more of a skater look.
I live in a place people consider a ghetto, All the young lads walk around looking like this. So in the ghetto, this is how they look = ghetto look. Simples
I think this is more of an ghetto outfit:
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You're completely right. In fact, I can't think of any look that could be appropriate. He might as well just walk around naked.
Victoria's shoes,,,, Oh my God !!
Good fracking god, Victoria! She just had a baby a minute ago!
she looks great! And becks holding his baby girl….ovary overload!
i just love this family. i am happy for them. i know harper is gonna be quite the trendsetter.
I'm just so happy that Victoria is able to walk. Those pictures of her in the papers, purporting to be her in agony after the birth, made me want to cry.
And I love her hair. The reddish tones really suit her.
I was wondering how she managed to walk in those shoes with such a sore back. Looks like her therapy's been working.
I will never get over how Victoria manages to walk around on the streets in 5in heels XD
Are floppy knit caps and wallet chains still IN? With very very pale jeans? And light brown leather lace up shoes?