December 16th, 2010
Breaking Trouser-Tearing News: Baby Bendtner Is En Route – UPDATED
UPDATE: Caroline skipped out on the natural birth thang altogether and delivered a healthy baby boy this afternoon via a scheduled C-section. Only downside to that strategy is missing out on the push present! More to follow…
Thank goodness for press conferences and official club announcements, or else we’d have no one to spill baby delivery deets.
While speaking to members of the sports media, who regularly miss these subtle gossip-mongering clues, Arsene Wenger inadvertently announced the impending arrival of Nicklas Bendtner and Caroline Fleming’s first child as he was discussing the Arsenal’s injury situ:
“We have not lost anyone else. Nicklas Bendtner’s wife is in labour and he is due to be a father today or tomorrow. So I don’t know if I will involve him. But otherwise the injury news is looking quite positive.”
Today or tomorrow doesn’t sound too promising for Caroline, and we’re sending her copious amounts of epidural love.
Trust, we’ll know about any infant dimple formations ahead of the pack, so don’t stray too far, Kickettes. We even shady-bounced from our Secret Santa grilled cheese gathering so we could NORAD track the status of Baby Baron/Baronness. That’s how you know it’s bloody cold outside we mean serius biznazz.