February 8th, 2009
Breaking: Fernando Torres to Marry Olalla Dominguez
We mentioned this yesterday on Twitter, and were going to wait until Monday to post, but as our inbox is blazing with concerned and panicked Fernando Torres fans, it seemed prudent to spill the beans:
News out of Spain is that Fernando Torres and his long-term girlfriend Olalla Dominguez are getting married. She is also rumoured to be pregnant, which might make for a quick ceremony before the baby bump gets too big to wrap a designer dress around.
Here’s a quick relationship BG for those not familiar with this couple: the pair have been dating since they were embryos; Olalla is a true ride-or-die WAG; and she may or may not have had a boost to her bosom (none of us could decide after seeing these vacation pics.)
For those readers who are now heading into a period of mourning now that Mr. Torres is engaged, try to be strong. Help yourself to feel better by buying up a rack of black dresses. We recommend Valentino. We’re going back to bed to plot our wedding crash outfit.