October 24th, 2011
Brek Shea: Displaced By A Donkey
You’d think that a semi-naked Brek Shea would be the star of any photo, wouldn’t you? Sorry, Brek. No dice in this one. Image via espn.
We found this video of Brek Shea and FC Dallas finding their inner farm boys at the bottom of the Kickette Halloween dressing up box. The shoot for Model Citizen happened just over a year ago but the tape must have been scooped up with the costumes during our attempt to hide the evidence.
That’s our story anyway.
Conceal your identity on the Internet.
I normally love Brek Shea, but in this picture his hair looks drier than the hay he is sitting on. Get yourself some conditioner buddy
and some sun-tanning on that toso!!!
Reminded of Abercrombie for some reason….
That's exactly what this looks like!
But he's already fulfilling "next America's posterboy status."
Not complaining.
I just had a brief grey out, from considering all the snark that could be directed at this.
There are just…
Too…
Many…
Options…
*bangs fist on table*