October 31st, 2006
bring out the phonies: Cheryl Tweedy
Holy sugar, this might just be the most annoying thing we’ve ever read. And we read a lot of annoying things.
Cheryl Tweedy, wife of Ashley Cole, has a guest column for 3am in UK tabloid, The Mirror. She uses this rather unrespected platform to call a truce with singer Charlotte Church. We didn’t even know there was a feud in the first place, that’s how little we care about Ms Tweedy-Cole. She also talks about… oh, some other phony crap.
“That’s right, I want to call a truce with Char because she’s just like me really.“
“Phew, I’m glad that’s off my chest! And another thing… I can’t stand those women who throw themselves at footballers. They think footballers equal handbags and shoes for them.“
“If anyone tried to sell a story on Ashley I would put my husband before any whore.“
Cheryl, honey. No one gives a rat’s ass, mate.