November 20th, 2012
Bruno Fernandes Is Tired Of Being In Prison, Ready To Walk Out & Go Eat Some Rare Barbecue
This is Bruno Fernandes, dear readers. He’s a former Brazilian league champion and convicted kidnapper who’s currently on trial again – this time for the assault and murder of his ex-girlfriend (and mother of his youngest child).
Based on reporting by the Associated Press, he’s also a hungry man:
“Bruno is tired of being in prison,” said attorney Rui Pimenta to O Globo newspaper outside court in the town of Contagem. “He is ready to walk out and go eat some rare barbecue.”
Seriously. Read. The. Reports. Because. We. Have. No. Words.


dsith those plans for world domination (if they involve footballer bo
Thank you, and good luck with those plans for world domination (if they involve footballer bo
holy mother of god… what is this madness..
Evil. That's one word.
There is no way he's going out with this one. We already know he cremated her and threw her ashes in a river. He's safer in prison: if he walks out, he'll receive street justice: and here in Brazil, that death certain.
*that's death certain.
he didnt cremated her and threw her ashes in a river!! what a lie!!! no ones knows what happen… some people say he order a gym to kill her and cut off her boddy, and then he threw the pieces to his dogs!