September 1st, 2009
Bubbas and Ballers: Evolution For The Win
It’s a curious fact of natural selection: all footballer babies are so cute they’re edible.
We personally dream of a day when one can study this evolutionary phenomenon in universities across the country, but until then, we’ll just keep up with our anthropological documentation.
We also would suggest that an alternative study is funded to show the physical changes that occur in the average woman’s heart and loins when she sees photos of footballers with their babies. Nuclear energy would have nothing on these reactions.
Here are a few recent shots of the men we love out with the beautiful kids they love:
Rio Ferdinand and his son Lorenz (above);
John Terry and his son Georgie;
Zlatan Ibrahimovic with Helena and Max;
and a tragically, low-res, watermarked first photo of David Villa with daughters Zaida and Olaya.
Isn’t it suspicious that cute footballer babies are the only ones we see? Maybe the ugly ones get swapped out for pretty ones. It could happen.
this is soooooooooo cute!!!! my dear gods. villa and his little girls are too cute!! Gods…
Naaww, Zaida’s bitchface is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. Also can’t wait to see Olaya in a couple of years xD
And Lorenz is just ovary pain with curls. I lub him.
p.s Is it me, or does Georgie look tiny? Compared to JT, i mean.
Arrr this is the cutest thing ive seen for a long time.
Baller babies have such good genes!
Oh dear Lordie.
I am almost whimpering here.
I’ll have one of each.
Lorenz is SO cute!!!
Lorenz is adorable. I love the curls.
Oh Kickette! So much cuteness! I posted some pics of John and Georgie (this was after the Burnley match) in the Chelsea thread, but I didn’t have this one! Thank you SO much! It makes me all misty-eyed.
MY. OVARIES.
Dear lord, why do footballer bubbas have to be so cute? They are the death of me. I love Lorenz' hair! But I love Zaida the most, can't wait to see how Olaya will look like in the future. They are so precious, I love them so much.
Zlatan's son is way beyond cute *-*
Same for the other lovely kiddies pictured here.
Georgie and John. Oh my goodness.
I Love Lorenz' Hair its super cute
JT and his twins are like super adorable i love all 3 of them and Villa's girls have to be the cutest little things on the planet
I love how Villa dresses his daughters in jerseys and not in pink tutu's.
And how is it possible that I find Zaida even cuter
omg, zaida is tooo cute! look at her smirking like that! aww….olaya looks a bit like an alien at this point in time…but so did zaida when she was just born…so i'm sure olaya will be cute soon
I keep thinking Villa's kid has my name lol
These kids are too adorable, and am loving the hair of rio's kid….jt and his son are too cute
I love JT and his kiddies! JT's my best friend
Rio's kid has super awesome hair!
Zaida and Olaya have to be the cutest little sisters on the planet!
I just love the dorky smile on JT's face whenever he's around his kids… so much love it hurts!!!!
I agree with Zo.acm. Kaka's and Nando's little pieces of heaven would be a nice addition… Just as much as Vidic's, Totti's, Nesta's and… the list goes on and on… I think it's impossible to satisfy our hearts and loins… hehehehe…
Holy Shit check out the veins in Ibra’s calf!
Zaida looks cute and funny in that photo, and nice to meet her sis
Why has David Villa pic got 'tragically' next to it? I don't understand
Because there are watermarks on the photo. That’s what’s tragic.
Lorenz is so cute with his adorable curly hair.
It's funny seeing JT all silly with his boy lol
I miss Rafael van der Vaart’ kiddo. He’s damn cute!
But these can pass to!
Oh, there's another Erin now. This could get confusing!
Always love the ballers and their wee ones.
Aww how lovely!! xx
georgie is amazinglllyyy cute,,
gets it from his daddykins
Awwww! Max is sooo cute! As are the rest…. no pictures of Baby Luca and his angelic dad Kaka? or Baby Nora and her equally angelic dad Nando?
They're all so freaking adorable!!I love Zaida,look at that face she's making!
Btw look at how that brunette is looking at Imbra LOL!
OH JT AND GEORGIE! FREAKING PRECIOUS!!!