May 16th, 2011
Bubbas & ‘Ballers Special: The First Of Many
Olaya (l) and Zaida take a moment with Daddy Villa. Image: Getty Images/Daylife
Just in case you have any ovaries left after seeing Leo Torres’ debut appearance yesterday (more below), we thought we’d further decimate your reproductive organs by posting a few early dispatches from the footballer fecundity front line. We suggest that you look at these pictures a lot over the next couple of days, in order to try and build up some kind of resistance to them. Also, taking zinc may be helpful.
We suspect there will be something of a slew in the coming weeks.
Yeah, we’d look like that if our uncle was Leo Messi too. Image: Reuters/Daylife
Plump calves. Hands up who wants to blow raspberries on those little Glen Johnson inspired drumsticks? Image: Getty Images/Daylife
You see? Add a baby to a ‘baller and his appeal increases tenfold. Aww, Lucas.
We fear it’s going to be a tough few years for little Jermaine, at least while Daddy is in charge of his hairdo. Bless. Image: Getty Images/Daylife
It seems that Maximilian Ibrahimovic (l) has inherited his Dad’s cavalier approach to publicity. Meanwhile, Vincent’s bitchface needs some work, but it’s coming…
Marek Hamsek cradles son Christian, who is just about cute and nubby enough to end us. Image: Getty Images/Daylife