May 16th, 2011

Bubbas & ‘Ballers Special: The First Of Many

Olaya (l) and Zaida take a moment with Daddy Villa. Image: Getty Images/Daylife

Just in case you have any ovaries left after seeing Leo Torres’ debut appearance yesterday (more below), we thought we’d further decimate your reproductive organs by posting a few early dispatches from the footballer fecundity front line. We suggest that you look at these pictures a lot over the next couple of days, in order to try and build up some kind of resistance to them. Also, taking zinc may be helpful.

We suspect there will be something of a slew in the coming weeks. 


Yeah, we’d look like that if our uncle was Leo Messi too. Image: Reuters/Daylife


Plump calves. Hands up who wants to blow raspberries on those little Glen Johnson inspired drumsticks? Image: Getty Images/Daylife

You see? Add a baby to a ‘baller and his appeal increases tenfold. Aww, Lucas.

AC Milan

We fear it’s going to be a tough few years for little Jermaine, at least while Daddy is in charge of his hairdo. Bless. Image: Getty Images/Daylife

It seems that Maximilian Ibrahimovic (l) has inherited his Dad’s cavalier approach to publicity. Meanwhile, Vincent’s bitchface needs some work, but it’s coming…

SSC Napoli

Marek Hamsek cradles son Christian, who is just about cute and nubby enough to end us. Image: Getty Images/Daylife


Oh. And then there was this. Is that a familial tendency towards freckles we see before us? Also, Leo’s cankles. We. Just. Can’t.

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96 Responses to “Bubbas & ‘Ballers Special: The First Of Many”

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  3. that is very cute, how harmonious they ^_^

  4. sıla says:

    david villa is very cute :)

  5. And for that person who said that Kickette shouldn't have spread the news about it I only learned of it because you mentioned it. So now there's three of us who went along with it.

  6. minoterie says:

    Captaining it's national team is a huge honor. Therefore, the armband shouldn't go to someone who's been all over the papers for cheating on his wife and sleeping with prostitutes.

  7. Safa VILLA says:

    villa's & his daughters SOOOOOOO FREAKIN CUTE

  8. Feed Mill says:

    The style and design look great though! Hope you get the problem resolved soon. Thanks!

  9. indianmuggle says:

    MIlito's elder son is extremely cute, too! He has all this curly hair like his dad's but looks so much better than Gabi or Diego

  10. kathy says:

    KABOOM! Went the ovaries!

  11. GaGa4Gunners says:

    This addition was so cute. Can't wait to see Higuain, Neymer and Wilshere do this next season. hehehehe.

  12. genna says:

    KICKETTE WHERE'S RVP'S KIDS ????????????????????????????????

  13. AllTheWay..Me says:

    AHHH I want a men like David Villa too!! Why Girls Why cant this happen to us >.<
    His girls are so cute *_*

  14. Crackers says:

    This post should be marked with a warning for causing viral ovary detonation, lol.

    No seriously, how do you expect us Kickettes to remain standing after this positive feast of babies, side eye, bitchface, and tiny cute people in tiny football jerseys? The Barca bubbas alone are enough to flatten me (Daddy Villa has never failed to make me melt).

  15. LarissaxNavas says:

    Ohmygashh sooo cutee haha!<33

    Zaida and Olaya both the same outfit and matching with David haha<33 gash the picture is soo cutee !!

    and Leo his nephew, haha priceless his face, but okay… my face would be probably even worse haha! xd

    Ibrahimovic his sons face HAHA! seriously genius! xd

    and Leo Torres haha bitchfacing early, but actually it's kinda the same bitchface as his dad has sometimes !! xd

    hahaha serious overload with cuteness this page!!<33

  16. Melanie Gedeon says:

    some of you might not agree with me.
    but, i think that the cutest bubba is dylan valdes. <3…
    if he is not the cutest child ever, i dont know what is.

  17. IheartSpain says:

    Nobody's mentioned Hamsik's little blonde boy – adorable! must take after the mother. Also, Fernando's kids look like a perfect blend of both parents. Leo looks like he's going to be tall like his daddy, and Nora looks like of shy (like her daddy). Glen Johnson's daughter is stunning. Also saw a picture of Anelka's boy and he's gorgeous like dad. Wow. Now I just want to see Ronaldo's boy.

  18. Asya says:

    I think you forgot the Bundesliga babies. Did you see Robben’s son and Klose’s son were holding hands?

  19. villa7 says:

    Same here, Abi's girls are gorgeous like their mom. Dylan was a sweetie. But the cutest were Olaya and Zaida running around and looking at Villa when he sang.

  20. xbabyshakesx says:

    he is sooo freaking cute!!!

    and the Villa girls are super adorable!

  21. Leo is soo cute ♥ and the Villa girls so gorgeous

  22. @AgnesWonka says:

    awww Zaida and Olalla are so adorable!! but I wouldn't have dressed them in the same way

  23. xoWinnie says:

    Glen Johnson's babies and KPB's little boy…like is it legal to be that cute?

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  25. Belen says:

    DYLAN VALDES. All I have to say.

  26. FernandoForever says:

    I'm thinking little Leo is sure lookin' a lot like his daddy ;)

  27. Jade says:

    Did anyone see how cute Bojan was with Pinto's little girl? He'll make a fine dad one day. When he grows up.

  28. Kristine says:

    Ok, I know I've already commented…but, Zlatans hands…SWOON!

  29. Georgia says:

    Thought Messi had a child for a moment there! haha. Villa has to be just about the sexiest daddy going!

  30. Isabella says:

    I love Ibras's Babies! They are soo cute ♥ & Villa little One is so gorgeous ♥

  31. kel says:

    I know this will not be a popular opinion but Leo Torres is not a cute baby at all to me. And most babies are cute by default.

    The Villa girls though. Never uncute.

  32. nina says:


  33. Isabella says:

    I love Ibras's Babies! They are soo cute ♥ & Villa little One is so gorgeous ♥

  34. IrishBlue says:

    The Mini-Villas are always dressed so perfectly! I see future fashionistas lol.

  35. gin_in_teacups says:

    Oh. My. God. I am DYING. David Villa with his girls just makes my heart melt. Too presh! And Torres and I are still not on great terms but dang if little Leo isn't adorable. He looks just like his papa.

  36. Hannah Gray says:

    So adorable! Especially Leo! <3

  37. Stefania says:

    I LOVE Zaida and Olaya Villa, the cutest sister duo ever, a plus for the matching outfits! And Leo Torres is so adorable and sooo big, thank you for making your appearance!

  38. Cris_7 says:

    I'm a madrid fan and i just can't handle villa's girls!!!! they are edible!! So cute with these headbands and red converse. ohh my heart can't take it anymore their clothes are amazing God bless them !! and i see that Leo will have the look of a great father in the future ;)

  39. Emily says:

    aww this is adorable!! the Ibrahimovic pic is my favorite one!!

  40. kristine says:

    why do my comments keep falling into a black hole?

    Zlatan and his boys are killing me! They are going to be a handful for sure.
    Even the ballers who arent hot to me look so much better with bubbas!

    • bri_saldana says:

      Kristine! I know whatcha mean….I FREAK'N MELT every time I see Zlatan with his boys. He's so affectionate with them, kissing them, and adoring them in very intimate fatherly way in front of the world. It's like he forgets that anything else matters. I concur…those boys, that man…it's just too much!

  41. JA7 says:

    AWWWWWWWW OMG!!! allllllll these kids are soo effin cute! Like babyy heaven! Wooooooww, and what's even more awesome is that the dads ARE SOO HOT as well!

  42. @Lyandra says:

    Glen Johnson's baby has the chubbiest cheeks ever. Also, Luis Suarez with his daughter is just the cutest sight ever.

  43. Lotte says:

    I have been raving about the Barca kiddies for days now, they are soo precious!

    Max and Vincent are too cool for words! No wonder really. And Leo Torres looks like an intelligent kid.

    Kickette, I wish you would show some pictures of Abidal's daughters! They are supermodels in the making, all of them. But I know, so many kids, so little time..

  44. AC_USA says:

    I see the future of Chelsea, and its bright:) and cute too :)

  45. Maria says:

    *sigh* I wish all dudes out there could just realize how sexy a loving family man is. That way we could all win lol *__*

  46. Summer says:

    My secret love is Georgie John Terry, I love him, he's simply adorable and looks like is father, he's the blonde version of JT. I love, just love little Leo it's the exact copy of him marvellous father!!!

  47. Angelie says:

    the guys look soooo much hotter with their kids …

    but hopefully & the next Bubbas & ‘Ballers Special … you will have

    Victor Valdes with his son Dylan
    Abi with his daughters
    actually just have the FC Barcelona celebration … cause those kids ARE TOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!

  48. Ivich says:

    Kickette, you have to put a picture of Valdes's son, Dylan, and Alves's kid, who was trained by his papa to say "Visca el Barca and Visca Catalunya". The Barca celebration with the kids was just too darn cute.

    • Emma says:

      And Keita's babies!! The little boy who screamed out "BARCA" I didn't even know Keita had babies! They're adorable!

  49. Zahara says:

    omg these kids are soooooo friking adorable!
    the sexiest thing about david villa is that hes an amazing father
    and ohmy goddd leo torres!too cute!

  50. Lilly says:

    Maximilian is already so badass, love him!

  51. Thea says:

    Kind of miss Deco at times like this as he could always produce a new one this time of year!

  52. Kristine says:

    All of the bubbas are adorable. Zlatan with his boys…killing me!
    Gotta ask though, what the hell is all of that hair behind David Villa and his girls? That isnt Puyi, is it?

  53. Jen says:

    Little Leo is already a bitch face master. So cute!! As a boy who shares my birthday, I wish Leo nothing but the best. All the kids were cute yesterday, and yes even a baby can make Lucas look good!!

  54. jessie says:

    i dont know how you can mention Liverpool and not include a picture of delfina suarez!! shes actually the cutest thing alive!!…

  55. ciotog says:

    Zaida Villa is giving some side eye and Leo Torres is giving some serious bitchface but with such expert teacher how could any other baller babies hope to compete!

    The look on Messi's nephew is clearly: Uncle Leo, You are going to give me my ball back, Right??

    The Barca baby fest was almost too much, a total ovary explosion.
    Here's a link to the Victor Valdes speech no idea what he's saying but watch for the cuteness overload that is Dylan Valdes <3……

  56. Marie says:

    Patricia Villa is an amazing mom, i love the way she dresses her kids.
    Barca celebrating their victory with all the'ballers and staff and kids was adorable. (makes me wonder when Xavi is gona have one?? ).
    The part i loved about the celebrations were the speeches and i was really touched by Keita's, i dont understand the language but you could tell he was really sincere and emotional (the translation didn't let me down).

    And YAY to bubba parades, only good thing about the end of season!

    • villa7 says:

      I agree with how Patricia dresses the kids. Better than Papa Villa, though he's smoking! The video of the Barca celebrations, my ovaries exploded watching all the ballers with their kids or nephews/nieces. But of course, my favorites were Zaida and Olaya. Followed by Dylan Valdes. Can't wait to see Leo and Xavi with kids.

  57. Americus Killaponius says:


    • Devilish-x says:

      aww! I love how he starts talking to her about their cat.. bless her socks <3

      • Raincitygirl says:

        I'm a cat person so I'm a total sucker for any baller who turns out to be a cat person too.

        But speaking of the cuteness that was actually onscreen, little Dina Layla is adorable. I loved her teeny tiny little buns, like she's going to grow up to be Princess Leia. And Shaqueel in the background talking to the dinosaur mascot was really cute too.

  58. Tatiana says:

    Maximilian looks seems to be a goofball just like his daddy <3

  59. Charlotte says:

    Still stand by Dirk Kuyt's kids being the cutest most genetically perfect things around, they were gorgeous running around Anfield yesterday!

    • Jen says:

      Agree!!! Kuyt's kids are blond perfection, running around with Lilly and Lexie….all so cute!!

  60. Devilish-x says:

    Kickette. you're killing me.
    Overload of cuteness <3

  61. blake2108 says:

    Just aww.

    Leo looks so much like his dad in my opinion and Lucas and his little one look adorable

    Plus loving the kiddie hairstyles on Prince's kid and Max Ibrahimovic

  62. soysaucy says:

    baby torres has the bi*chface down pat; like father, like son!

  63. Sergz says:

    Ivanovic's son, Stefan, "scored a goal" this weekend too! I'm surprised you missed the video, it's adorable. (:

    • JelisaRose says:

      Stefan is sooo cute! thank you so much for this video, you've just made my day!

    • Anita says:

      omg!! that is sooo cute xD thanks for the link!! :)

    • IrishBlue says:

      That was the best part of Match of the Day 2 last night. Love how the announcer shouted his name out when he scored then the run to daddy…too…..much….cuteness :D

    • Leya_S says:

      omg, waayy too adorable for words.
      i've already watched this three times now, thanks for the video!

  64. Elis says:

    Where is Cristiano with his baby ?

    • Maria says:

      I would die from the cuteness :3 I'm crossing my fingers for a ~joint appearance~ after Friday's home match, but it's a very late game so we'll see. Maybe after Wednesday's charity match, but it's not at the Bernabeu, so who knows. I've obviously already put serious thought into this lol

    • AC_USA says:

      This was my point a couple of days ago! I don't need to see thousand pictures of them, but I havent seen a single one yet! Gocus CR, focus on your child darn it! :)

    • @AgnesWonka says:

      I think he doesn't want the baby to be shown, to protect him

  65. Leya_S says:

    I cannot handle this.
    These babies are just WAYYYYYY too cute!!
    I'm beyond stoked to finally see pics of Baby Leo! He's getting his bitchface up to snuff already.
    Also, David Villa with his two girls is just adorable; they look just like him! Glen Johnson's kids, I just wanna squeeze them! And I like the mini mohawk on Jermaine Prince-Boateng.
    Thanks for this, Kickette. Great way to start the week!

  66. Rossanera says: