November 21st, 2007
Buh-Bye: The England Squad
Oh, mighty England, why do you suck so very badly?
Euro 2008 will go on, but how will we? And more importantly, how will the WAGs? With England out of the tournament, will the designer fashion industry be able to sustain itself during those cold and lonely days? Travel-wear has given us the best WAG fashion moments of our lives, after all.
We’re beginning to accept that our relationship with the England boys borders on a dysfunctional one. Can anyone explain why we continue to believe in success, when there hasn’t been hope since the dinosaurs ruled the earth? The 3-2 to Croatia loss this evening was a festive game of craptastic coaching on a pitch made for mud wrestling with a goalkeeper that we want to poke with a stick.
Every single time, it’s a head shaking, champagne curdling, annoyance of a situation.
We’re calling abstinence on this one. Or Oprah.