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He’s a legend in Japan. Awww, I miss him. He doesn’t even look...
As we all know, footballer babies are born with high-stakes winning tickets in the genetic lottery.
Not sure whether the DNA of their talented fathers mixed with the boobaliciousness of their mamas and the universal law of wealth equaling happy face is what does it, but it’s been well-documented (by us, anyway) that ‘baller babies are fantastically delicious.
Keeping this info in mind, plus the the announcement from Carly and Joe Cole that they’re expecting a girl, we’re getting increasingly… nervous.
Let’s be real: the sexy-as Joe Cole holding a little pink bundle of joy? We may die. Or our woman parts will explode and we’ll be rendered useless. It’s a reality we will all have to face.
Carly says they plan on naming the baby Scarlett. Thoughts? We know you’re going to have ‘em.
Side note: Carly, who is 5-months along, says that Joe has been amazing during the pregnancy so far, giving her foot massages and making the tea. She also says he wants special daddy-daughter alone time of at least 2 hours every single day.
Read all the details in this week’s Hello! Magazine.
Carly looks like she’s a member of Oasis in this get up…..
But I must say Scarlett Cole would be a lovely name for a little girl……