November 2nd, 2009
Bump Watch: Carly and Joe Cole Having a Girl
As we all know, footballer babies are born with high-stakes winning tickets in the genetic lottery.
Not sure whether the DNA of their talented fathers mixed with the boobaliciousness of their mamas and the universal law of wealth equaling happy face is what does it, but it’s been well-documented (by us, anyway) that ‘baller babies are fantastically delicious.
Keeping this info in mind, plus the the announcement from Carly and Joe Cole that they’re expecting a girl, we’re getting increasingly… nervous.
Let’s be real: the sexy-as Joe Cole holding a little pink bundle of joy? We may die. Or our woman parts will explode and we’ll be rendered useless. It’s a reality we will all have to face.
Carly says they plan on naming the baby Scarlett. Thoughts? We know you’re going to have ‘em.
Side note: Carly, who is 5-months along, says that Joe has been amazing during the pregnancy so far, giving her foot massages and making the tea. She also says he wants special daddy-daughter alone time of at least 2 hours every single day.
Read all the details in this week’s Hello! Magazine.

Carly looks like she’s a member of Oasis in this get up…..
But I must say Scarlett Cole would be a lovely name for a little girl……
you mean scarleT with one "t", right? Looks odd with two and who would want to name a girl after a color
anyway, scarlet is pretty, I agree
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Congrats to my favourite couple! Joe is one of those guys that was meant to have a little girl. She is going to be perfect!!!
The Cole bulldog could give the Torres’ bulldogs a run for the money in cuteness factor. Maybe Scarlett and Nora will grow up to be mates….OK I’m American so someone will need to translate…what is the girl term for mates?
I. Cannot. Wait!
Joe Cole in daddy-daughter pictures is going to be the cutest!
I'm pretty sure this is the first time I like everything Carly's wearing, right down to her nail polish. Even the hair looks great.
Scarlett is a lovely name. And yeey to girls. We need to take over.
Awwww! Thats so adorable! I'm so excited for baby Cole.
I’ll wait for Joe and his daughter pics
I do like that name, at least it’s a person’s name, and it is quite beautiful.
I might die of cuteness.
Aw bless
Scarlett is a lovely name. Cute doggie too.
Yay, a little girl for Joe and Carly! That's so lovely. Thanks for the update Kickette! I'm not a huge fan of the name Scarlet, but it doesn't matter. She's sure to be adorable whatever she's called!
Also, the look on that dog's face is awesome. He (?) seems to be saying "That's close enough, Camera Boy"! LOL
I can imagine the baby emerging from her mother's womb with a perfectly groomed bouffant…that'd be cool
A girl?! woohoo! the picture of Joe holdiong his own baby girl is truly exciting.
He is so sweet:) I want a foot massage from him too
aww! that's all I can come up with after reading all of this. aaaaww XDDD
My real though… That Puppy could give David V lessons in the side-eye bitchface
LMAO That was too funny!
Hah, exactly!! My first thought was that the dog gives good side eye.