We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
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We don’t pay nearly enough attention to the Bundesliga, do we? Let’s quickly touch base with the boys that hit the pitch in Germany and see vas ist los:
The Green White Night
Werder Bremen recently celebrated the club’s 111th birthday at the Congress Centre in Bremen.
As you take note of Petri Pasanen, Clemens Fritz, Torsten Frings, Daniel Jensen and Markus Rosenberg’s fine fashion choices, please also take note that we can’t find photos of their dates/significant others. Why would they tease us like this?
Here’s a few of the the boys that did show up with a partner: Mesut Oezil, Tim Wiese (pictured here with wife, Grit) and Niklas Andersen.
The Curious Case of Marko Marin
Speaking of Werder, we stumbled across these childhood photos of Marko Marin, and we can’t tell the difference between then and now. We also want to take him home in our laptop case. (And we have a 14-inch laptop.)
Our Mario Gomez Obsession
No news, really. We’ve just been busy photo-shopping ourselves over his girlfriend Silvia.
Mueller moments
Remember Mainz ‘keeper Heinz Mueller? You’ve seen him naked. In the shower. Surely, you must have some recollection? He was interviewed recently by Bild and provided a few gems:
His advice to Cristiano Ronaldo: If you want to keep all the girls, make sure the girls like him, and not his money.
His dream woman: his wife, Pia.
Copy cats: Kevin Kuranyi needs to step off with the beard tricks as Mueller has been rocking them for over 10 years.
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If you’re a Bundesliga fan, keep us in the loop with any news worth noting. Thanks E!
I like the pics of Tim Wiese and Nicklas Andersen with their partners. Kinda cute. And yeah, I don’t get torsten Frings either!!!!!!!!!! Bleah!!