February 9th, 2010

Bundesliga Bits: Mario, Marko and Mueller

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We don’t pay nearly enough attention to the Bundesliga, do we? Let’s quickly touch base with the boys that hit the pitch in Germany and see vas ist los:

The Green White Night
Werder Bremen recently celebrated the club’s 111th birthday at the Congress Centre in Bremen.

As you take note of Petri Pasanen, Clemens Fritz, Torsten Frings, Daniel Jensen and Markus Rosenberg’s fine fashion choices, please also take note that we can’t find photos of their dates/significant others. Why would they tease us like this?

Here’s a few of the the boys that did show up with a partner: Mesut Oezil, Tim Wiese (pictured here with wife, Grit) and Niklas Andersen.

The Curious Case of Marko Marin
Speaking of Werder, we stumbled across these childhood photos of Marko Marin, and we can’t tell the difference between then and now. We also want to take him home in our laptop case. (And we have a 14-inch laptop.)

Our Mario Gomez Obsession
No news, really. We’ve just been busy photo-shopping ourselves over his girlfriend Silvia.

Mueller moments
Remember Mainz ‘keeper Heinz Mueller? You’ve seen him naked. In the shower. Surely, you must have some recollection? He was interviewed recently by Bild and provided a few gems:

His advice to Cristiano Ronaldo: If you want to keep all the girls, make sure the girls like him, and not his money.

His dream woman: his wife, Pia.

Copy cats: Kevin Kuranyi needs to step off with the beard tricks as Mueller has been rocking them for over 10 years.

If you’re a Bundesliga fan, keep us in the loop with any news worth noting. Thanks E!

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24 Responses to “Bundesliga Bits: Mario, Marko and Mueller”

  1. Shipra says:

    I like the pics of Tim Wiese and Nicklas Andersen with their partners. Kinda cute. And yeah, I don’t get torsten Frings either!!!!!!!!!! Bleah!!

  2. Pippilotta says:

    Men like Clemens Fritz shouldn't wear a suite. I mean, I really have to tell myself, that it wont be a good idea to lick my screen… He's so hot!

  3. LadyInRed says:

    Yeaaaaah, these are MY Werder-boys :)

    Ohhh, Clemens, I could die for you… *sights* (Ok, maybe that’s overdone…)
    Ahm… is Torsten really wearing a velvet suit? OMG. He needs a new girl. Immediately! :D
    Markus’ girlfriend looks like a pony? Ouch :D Really? *giggles*

    I <3 Kickette :)

  4. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    God. Torsten… I see it. I totally get it and I love it, lol

  5. Julia says:

    Okay, Niklas Andersen and his girlfriend are like the cutest couple ever… they look so adorably normal.

  6. hp says:

    Bleh, Mario Gomez, he's a good looker I admit, but he's annoying on field.

  7. Missy Manchester says:

    Il Divo?

  8. Maristela says:

    It should be a good idea watch this video:

    http://www.myvideo.de/watch/4109026/Torsten_Fring…

  9. Kickettes, I'm sorry but I just do not get Torsten Frings.

    Why oh why did he deserve a place above Nando in your Finest Five? :(

    • Maristela says:

      Maybe why he is not your typical bland blond guy ;)

      • Zo.acm says:

        Clemens Fritz After Nando is inducted into the Hot 5 I might start campaigning for him.

      • Zo.acm says:

        So are you calling Nando a ‘typical bland blond guy’? Do the freckles and killer bitchfaces not do it for you?

        • Maristela says:

          Yes, for me Little Nando is bland. Those freckles are meaningless – at least for me :) . But it's just my opinion, of course.

          I just cannot understand why some Nando's are STILL complaining about Torsten's presence on Finest Five MONTHS after the choice. Heck, everybody is entitled to their own opinions – especially in such non-objetive matter, which is personal taste ;)

  10. Anastasia says:

    Love my Werder boys so much.

    I think the only other picture I saw of a couple was Boro.
    http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt220/HiLGloba…

  11. kil says:

    nice, looking good boyz.

  12. ^^K^^ says:

    OH YES!! Finally a Finnish footballer on Kickette (I guess you've had Hyypiä on here sometime but still :P ) :D Too bad he's the least hot out of all the guys in that line-up :D

  13. Addie says:

    I´ve met Markus Rosenberg + Girlfriend in Bremen… she looks like a pony – long nose, short legs :-D

    I loooove the boys in suits… so sexy!

    • juventina says:

      “I´ve met Markus Rosenberg + Girlfriend in Bremen… she looks like a pony – long nose, short legs”
      LOLOLOL!!!! HAHAHAHA! that’s hilarious! is she really that ugly? :P

      • Addie says:

        Let me put it this way: He´s definately the beautiful one in that relationship… she´s not ugly, just… plain, I guess.

  14. truly_thata says:

    Hello, WB boys! :D OMG, what's wrong with Silvia's skin tone?

  15. Kristen (Mrs. Sebast says:

    Marko is cute like a little baby!! Gracias kickette! :D

  16. Maristela says:

    Yay! Werder boys :)

    Y'know, Kickette, you can count me in when it comes to Torsten Frings. He's in Finest Fine for some very reasonable reasons, after all ;) And just hope that soon he will be with some new girl. He deserves to be happy :)

  17. HiL says:

    AAHHH Yes! finally some Bundesliga! my gorgeous Werder boys :) i'm so happy you posted it Kickette! thanks!! xoxo

    Marko is the cutest thing ever XD plus he is super talented!