October 5th, 2010

Bundesliga Boys: Drowning Their Sorrows

Clemens Fritz. Newly single? Image via clemensfritz.com

Speculation abounds (here at least) as to the current ’status’ of  former Sizzle Query entrant and all round blond bombshell Clemens Fritz. German newspaper ‘Bild’ has it that the Werder Bremen right back split up with girlfriend Millie some time in May, although their last public outing was in December last year. The couple had been together for two and a half years.

We have suspected this for some time. You see, during his relationship, Clemens was the epitome of clean cut German boy (above). While his new image is not exactly tramp-like (left), we think his rugged new look screams ‘Help me, I am in the midst of an emotional crisis. I need a lady to look after me and stroke me and help me brush my hair’.

Any volunteers out there?

Sadly, this is not the only tragic news to hit the Bundesliga this week. Apparently, Bayern Munich’s inept performances on the pitch have resulted in the team visit to Oktoberfest being cancelled. Considering the amount of preparation the boys have put in, this is a terrible shame.

Although having seen what happened last time they became involved with large quantities of liquid (left), we can’t say we’re surprised. (Getty Images/Daylife)

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7 Responses to “Bundesliga Boys: Drowning Their Sorrows”

  1. Dina says:

    hey girls i acctually think he looks much better with his longer hair and the pict. above thats just bad one. Aaa by the way the last time they were together in public was in may 2010 at the final in Berlin… and they looked happy togeter, so I'm not sure what had happened.

  2. Maria V says:

    That's it… I'm booking my flight to Bremen right now!

  3. katarche101 says:

    Fritz does kinda look like he's in the shop window right now. :p And re Bayern: I am so, so sorry we will not be seeing Basti & co in lederhosen. But, it's better for Schweini anyway, what with that injured foot.

  4. Linna says:

    Take it easy Clemens. You will get another partner who will comb your hair better than your last. Hope you make a better choice. Good Luck!!!

  5. Surly Wench says:

    Our household is a VfB Stuttgart household, talk about drowning in sorrow. Please, VfB. Please WIN something soon! My husband kicked my foot bath across the room because of your loss on Sunday. It didn’t deserve that. : (

  6. blake2108 says:

    "‘Help me, I am in the midst of an emotional crisis. I need a lady to look after me and stroke me and help me brush my hair’."

    Buy me a sex change and a flight to Germany and I'll do just that. It'd be a pleasure to.