May 1st, 2012
Bundesliga Bye, Bye: Raul Gonzalez & Family
Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/GettyImages.
Raul’s cheery send off from Schalke on Saturday was thoroughly traumatic.
Travel with us, if you will, but know this. Even the most hardened, battle weary Kickette soldier will struggle for years to recover from the post traumatic stress disorder caused by the sound of exploding ovaries in there.
You were warned.
Note that Mateo, Hector, Hugo and Jorge are arranged in ascending size order for ease of reference. Image: Christof Koepsel/Bongarts/Getty Images.
Adoring daddy. Outrageously cute daughter in tights. Variously mutinous siblings. The perfect family unit, in other words. Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/GettyImages.
Tear yourself away from the cuteness overload in the centre of this photograph and check out the side-eye in the bottom right hand corner. We see the force is strong in this one. Image: AFP PHOTO / PATRIK STOLLARZ.
We’ve got to go practise that side-eye in a bar. If we’re not back in two days, call someone. Anyone. We won’t be limited by geographic boundaries.